IGN: "I am also speechless."
News:
Critics are raving about the first game slated for release by Apo-networks. we thought we would give out loyal readers screen shots of the game and a chance to play the demo!
The story:
The year is 2001. You are Edward Capriolo. A disgruntled computer nerd trying to be a make it through Westchester Community College. Many hazards are in your way.
You Desperately need Coke! to keep you power levels high. Which means you will have to go shopping almost every day of your life. You will also have to try to learn to skateboard, sing in a local band, do reception at your job, C++ work, and manage a huge web site that receives "numerous" hits a day. Your only weapons are a facal ring, a infra red laser (lazer spazer), A Pentium III 866 computer, several darts, and a paintball gun.
While everyone can see that the game is clearly non-stop action. Several other facets of the game are more then extraordinary. The in game cut scenes are breathtaking. Here is a one. and as you can see they really further the plot.
The game features numerous other campaigns and secret characters including BORISLOV who's special attack sends you a internet message that fucks up whatever you are doing. Yuiwing who can defeat any opponent with the figure 4 leg lock, and Mike Strobel the man with the invulnerable LASER SPAZER SUIT/COUCH that can resist any attack but you can not move while its on. It ever you find some barricade or something in your way you can get Tim really upset and have him break whatever it is, but be careful his rage is hard to control and it might turn around on you.
The game is slated to be released in about 2 years. The wait is only this long because of the current graphic cards can not support this game in about 2 years they should be ready.
Ratings:
Plot:
9.5 ( we only gave it a 9.5 because it does not have one, but when
we think of one its going to be phat ass)
Action 11. (it caused
three seizures)
Sound 10. Over 72 minutes of audio
effects and not counting background sound