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Ok I don’t know how funny this is going to sound to you, but today I was laughing so hard I almost hurt myself. I have not laughed this hard in about 5 years.

 

You guys all know about the Halloween Final Phantathon that never took place right? Well I have been on a different quest helping my friend mike defeat the new Majora’s mask before his other friend can.

 

These guys are desperate they will do anything. They are online printing codes, buying the strategy guide. But they wont tell each other this because there is an intelligence war going on. Every day Mike trys to figure out what part of the game TIM is on while time does the same. Mike is absolutely paranoid that Tim may be holding out information on him, but mike is in a comfortable lead because he has the cheat strategy guide. ( I never used the guide in FF7 or 8 BTW)

 

Now while mike is playing I get pretty damn bored. So as a result I bring my laptop. Mike is always blaming me for leaving tuff at his house. Including but not limited to my skateboard, playing cards, hacki sack, hats, jackets, and my watch has been missing for a while. So while Mike is playing Zelda I tell him “Not to bother me while I am in my office using my laptop”

 

So in any case I am at his house but my grandmother is making a special dinner, so I cant be late. So I get ready to leave and mike grandmother offers me dinner. I gracefully refuse but asks again. I tell her that I have to eat a special dinner, but she says “ You can have a little it will be ok” So mike sticks up for me “Gram leave the poor kid alone” but it gets worse she gets more insistent “ Stay and have dinner” So I start walking away saying I am already late and she chases me out the door. Mike throws himself in front of his crazed grandmother. But he does not start opening the door. I tell him in a soft voice “Mike Get me out of here” because his grandma was bugging out. So I start walking home and I can here mikes grandmother yelling ED! Ed! Stay and have dinner!

 

I felt really bad. Now mind you I never looked back, but I could here the muffled screams for 200 feet at least!. Later I find out that mikes grandmother had flickered the lights trying to get me to come back. And she was yelling “Ed! ED! come back you son of a bitch!” and even chased me down the street.

 

I discussed the incident with Mike on the phone and we were laughing hysterically for about 10 minutes. I almost had a heart attack. And my side still hurts. All I can say is that is a perfect example of how I feel about my loyal apo net readers.

  

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