Today I was at home and i woke up pretty early to do some homework. Now because it was early I accidentally dropped my book. It fell on my keyboard and jammed down a bunch of keys. Suddenly I look at the screen and this funny little window pops up. Let me say I was shocked.

I quickly took a screen shot, before I could examine this program i heard my modem start to dial. This freaked me out so I went to yank the phone cord. You know how it is always falling out by accident? No such luck this MO'FO was wedged in tight as heck must be a locking mechanism. I pulled with all my might but it would not come out. Left with no options I simply knawed on the wire with my insisors. I am really scared I think it had finished dialing and range once.

After words I got a stack dump of the program to try to figure out how it works. That stack dump is here for anyone else interested.

After the incident I noticed a white van in front of my house. Every expert I consulted winded up missing, or told me "Not to worry about it kid" Well I am worried.