My interview.

Well as you guys know I have been watching the Rangers for the past couple weeks. They had some good games in their unbeaten streak. Unfortunately they are back to sucking ass. Here is my dream interview with Mark Messier. (by the way the name Messier is in my spell check and Capriolo is not Microsoft better change that)

Edward the interviewer: Well mark It seems you are not on the first line anymore. What is up with that?

Mark: Well..(Ed jumps in)

Edward: I agree you have been sucking ass lately. What do you think the main problem is?

Mark: On offence...(Ed jumps in)

Edward: That is right it seems like you are on the ice for about 5 seconds, you get a penalty, and then while you are in the box the other team scores. What can be done to rectify this.

Mark: I don't think...(Ed jumps in)

Edward: Exactly trade your sorry ass. I mean you have not scored a goal in about 12 years.

At this point, or at a point way before this Mark would have already gotten up and began to beat my senselessly. Since this is my dream interview once he starts running at me I would simply hit a button on my chair and the floor would drop out from under him.

Edward: Back to you John in the studio.