!!!!!NETWORKING WARS!!!!!!

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY YOUNG CHULO IS STUDYING TO BECOME A NETWORKING
JEDI. AS AN APPRENTICE TO A JEDI KNIGHT "APPODITCIC," CHULO IS ONE OF THE
YOUNGEST TRAINING JEDI YET AND HAS THE FORCE STRONG WITHIN HIM. HE VOWS
TO BECOME ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL NETWORKING JEDI! AS HE STUDIES IN A
SECRET LAB "LAB HITTIN BITCHES (ONLY WHEN WIFE AIN'T AROUND)" HE GOES
THROUGH HIS TRAINING EXERCISE AND SINGLE HANDEDLY NETWORKS TWO PC'S
THROUGH THE USE OF A CROSS OVER CABLE. THE YOUNG JEDI IN TRAINING IS
OVERWHELMED BY HIS NEW POWERFUL SKILLS AND IS EAGER FOR MORE.

MEANWHILE, A NETWORKING JEDI ONLY BY FALSE ACTIONS "JULIAN" IS AT
WORK IN THE SWAPS OF DEGOBOT WCC. JULIAN IS NETWORKING AND UPGRADING THE
WHOLE SWAP. AS HE IS AT A TERMINAL HE LOOKS AT THE SCREEN AND SEES A SITH
BEHIND HIM!!! WITH NO WEAPONS BY HIS SIDE HE HAS TO USE THE FORE TO GET TO
HIS PUNCH DOWN TOOL, THE SITH IS READY TO STRIKE JULIAN WITH HIS PUNCH
DOWN TOOL BUT THE FORCE IS BEHIND JULIAN AND HE GRABS HIS PUNCH DOWN TOOL
AND KILLS THE SITH. JULIAN NOW KNOWS THAT THE PROPHECY OF THE SITHS ARE
TRUE "SO IT HAS BEGUN" JUILAN HAS START A CATACLYSMIC WAR THAT IS
PROPHESIZED 1000000000000 YEARS AGO.

THE COUNSEL HAS LOCKED IT'S OPEN DOORS AND IS MEETING OVER THIS NEW
DISCOVERY AND LIKELY WAR "BECAUSE SITHS ALWAYS TRAVEL IN PAIRS" SENATOR
MARVIN FROM PLANET KLENDATO OF THE FOURTH SECTOR SAYS. "THEIR IS A STRONG
DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE, WAR IS COMING IT IS...  APODICTIC SAYS.  GO AND
FIND THE IDENTITY OF THE SECOND SITH YOUNG JEDI. "BUT MASTER THIS IS MY
FIRST MISSION AND..."  "READY YOU ARE!" LAWRENCE GO WITH YOUNG CHULO YOU
ARE NOT A JEDI BUT SKILLED IN THE OLD WAYS. "YES MASTER"......

AND SO IT HAS BEGUN THE NETWORKING WARS!!
TUNE IN NEXT EMAIL OR MORE.. AS WE SEE THAT YOUNG CHULO AND LAWRENCE TRACK
DOWN THE SITH ON A PLANET CALLED NABOO.. WHERE YOUNG CHULO SEES QUEEN
TERRY AND FALLS IN LOVE MAYBE EVEN TO BETRAY THE FORCE WITH HIS MORTAL
FEELINGS!!! WILL HE...


Joey