Poop Jokes
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell
and
are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I came into your office. You didn't know I was farting because
they don't
smell and are always silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week."
The next week the little old lady goes back to the doctors office.
"Doctor, " she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now
my
farts.... although still silent.... stink horribly."
The doctor says, "Good, now that we have cleared up your sinuses, lets
work on your hearing."
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their
right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly,
points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969." The other hooks his thumb
behind him says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."