Welcome to the Hammer's Castle Chapel.

What's my idea of heaven? Fettucine alfredo, claymores, single malt Scotch, if I could stand to drink the stuff, and all the computer games and bad karate movies I could stand.

But there's a spiritual side even to the Physics Guru. Even the brightest would be foolish to think that the world has been created at random...of course it would be equally foolish to assume we are the only attempt at this magical life.

Chapels are also great places for weddings...surprisingly that's where I had mine! I'm divorced now but if you would like to see how dashing I look in my military tux, direct email to me...

Introspect here or go back to the hall.