Welcome to the Hammer's Castle Pub.

Here you can belly up to the bar, grab a drink, have a few laughs, meet the beautiful people, and maybe even hear a story if you choose.

By clicking on the storyteller below you can download the latest chapter of my book, filled with adventure, suspense and humor...

...or you can click on the friends below to learn more about the people in the pub...

Also, if you don't believe Star Wars was a sexually explicit movie, just go ahead and read that and tell me what you think....

For a REALLY BIG PRIZE you can guess why my favorite coin is the NICKEL!