7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening) 
  Bart with Lisa and Maggie 
  Moe: Phone call for Al... Al Coholic... is there an Al Coholic here? 
  Wait a minute... 
  Listen you little yellow bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you! 

  7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening) 
  Bart with Lisa and Maggie 
  Moe: Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! 
  Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! 

  7G03 (Homer's Odyssey) 
  Bart with Lisa 
  Moe: Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I.P. Freely. 
  Wait a minute... 
  Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your
  heart in half! 

  7G06 (Moaning Lisa) 
  Bart with Lisa 
  Moe: Uh, Jacque Strap. Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacque Strap. Oh, wait a minute... Jacque
  Strap? 
  It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and
  drink your blood! 

  7F11 (One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish) 
  Bart with Lisa 
  Moe: Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey everybody, I wanna Seymour Butts! 
  Listen you little scum sucking pus bucket. When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your
  eyeballs with a corkscrew! 

  7F15 (Principal Charming) 
  Bart (In Principal Skinner's office) 
  Moe: Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. 
  Homer: Don't look at me. 
  Moe: Oh, no... you rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teath into your cheek
  and rip your face off! 
  Skinner: (On the other side of the line) You'll do what, young man? 

  7F22 (Blood Feud) 
  Bart with Lisa 
  Moe: Mike Rotch. Mike Rotch. Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? 
  Listen to me you little punk. One of these days, I'm going to catch you and I'm going to carve
  my name on your back with an ice pick! 

  8F02 (Treehouse of Horror II) 
  Bart with Mrs. Krabappel and one of the Sherri/Terri twins 
  Moe: Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells
  and... I'd like to kiss my own butt. Oh, wait a minute... 

  8F08 (Flaming Moe's) 
  Bart 
  Moe: Uh, Hugh Jass. Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass. 
  (A person named Hugh Jass takes the call) 

  8F09 (Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk) 
  Bart 
  Moe: Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? 
  Barney: You sure do! 
  Moe: Oh, it's you, isn't it? Listen you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a
  bucket and paint my house with your brains! 

  9F06 (New Kid On The Block) 
  Bart 
  Moe: Ah, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss. Ah, why can't I find
  Amanda Huggenkiss? 
  Barney: Maybe your standards are too high. 
  Moe: You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down
  your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt! 
  (Bart tells Moe he is Jimbo Jones and gives Moe his address, while Jimbo and Laura make out
  in Bart's living room) 

  9F06 (New Kid On The Block) 
  Bart with Laura Powers 
  Moe: Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle! 

  2F19 (The PTA Disbands) 
  It's not at Moe's Tavern. Moe is a substitute for Mrs. Krabappel's class during the strike 
  Moe: Ok, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here." Er... no, say "present."
  Ahem... Anita Bath? 
  The students in the classroom laugh. Moe: All right, settle down. Anita Bath here? 
  More laughs 
  Moe: All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks? 
  Still more laughs 
  Moe: Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh I get it, I get it. It's my big ears isn't it, kids?
  Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that! 
  (Moe runs out of the class crying as Bart crosses Moe's name of the list of substitutes) 

  3F14 (Homer The Smithers) 
  Charles Montgomery Burns 
  Mr. Burns: I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon. 
  Moe: Oh, so you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylon, is it? 
  Listen to me you. When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your
  pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to
  paint my boat! 

  3F17 (Bart On The Road) 
  Homer 
  Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura. 
  Moe: Eura Snotball? 
  Homer: What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to
  Iran!