Young, Dumb, & Ugly

Track 2, : minutes

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad, you better not get us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We got a reputation 'round these parts
We only leave a 10% tip
Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts
Stay out of our way and don't give us no lip

'Cause we're young... dumb & ugly
That's what we are
We're so young... young , dumb & ugly

We wear black leather in the hottest weather
You can't imagine the smell
We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble
T-R-U-B-E-L
Raisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little
We're livin' only for thrills
We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle
And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills

'Cause we're young... dumb & ugly
You better believe it
We're young... young, dumb & ugly
I'll tell you again
We're so young... we're so young, dumb & ugly
We're comin' to your town
Yeah, we're young... young, dumb & ugly

We're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again
We drive with just one hand on the wheel
Danger's in our soul, we're outta control
Swimmin' right after a big, heavy meal
We're there wherever trouble's startin'
We're rebels without a clue
We drink milk right from the carton
And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue

'Cause we're young... dumb & ugly
That's what we are
We're so young... young, dumb & ugly
You can't stop us
We're young... we're so young, dumb & ugly
young, dumb & ugly
We're young... we're young, dumb & ugly
So ugly
Young... dumb... & ugly