That Boy Could Dance

Track 9, : minutes

We all used to call him Jimmy the geek
He was a dumb-looking scrawny little four-eyed freak
He never used to hang around with the guys
He'd just sit in the corner, attracting the flies
He wasn't much to look at, he never was very bright
But at least there was one thing that he could do, all right

That boy could dance (2X)

He was kind of a jerk, he was kind of a bore
But the women would scream when he walked in the door
'Cause one thing I can tell 'ya for sure

That boy could dance

Picking teams, he would always be last
He couldn't run very far, he couldn't think very fast
If he was on your side you'd always lose
The guy had a problem even tying his shoes
He never passed his driver's test
He was always afraid of cars
And he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars, but

That boy could dance (2X)

Well, his hair was a mess and his clothes didn't fit
He smelled pretty bad and he drooled just a bit
But you gotta admit

Boy that boy could dance

Now that boy is much older, he got his own dance studio
He got a teenie-bopper fan club, he got his own TV show
Now he owns half of Montana, they all call him Diamond Jim
And you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him, 'cause

That boy could dance (15X)