Buy Me A Condo

Track 4, : minutes

CHORUS:
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get the wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full of credit cards
I'm gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt with the alligator on

Used to live in Jamaica, but I don't live there no more
Had to change me lifestyle, do things I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rasta man living in this American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records, gonna get me some Jackson Brown

Chorus

Gonna cut off me dreadlocks, throw away all me kanja
I'll have a tupperware party, maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruit and a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbecue

Chorus

Ain't gonna work in the field no more, gonna be Amway distributor (2X)
Cha-cha-cha-cha, life is so very hard I need a
cha-cha-cha-cha jacussi in me back yard

Chorus (3X)