I Lost On Jeopardy

Track 6, : minutes

I was there to match my intellect on national TV
Against a Plumber and an architect, both with a PhD
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
Art fleming gave the answers, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

I Lost on Jeopardy, baby (2X)

Well I knew I was in trouble now, my hope of winning sank
'Cause I got the Daily Double now, and then my mind went blank
I took Old Glory for 100, then my head started to spin
Well I'm giving up, Don Pardo just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah

I Lost on Jeopardy, baby (2X)

That's right Al, you lost!
And let me tell you what you DIDN'T win:
A twenty volume set of the Encyclopedia: Tonight Show
A case of Turtle Wax
And a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat!
But that's not all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people
And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
You don't get to come back tomorrow
You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game
You're a complete loser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of, I guess I just wasn't too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight!

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (3X)