Midnight Star

Track 2, : minutes

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passing by, but a paper caught my eye
And I learned a few things I never knew before
It said "Your pet may be an extraterrestrial"
It said "The ghost of Elvis is living in my den"
You can learn to cope with stress
And you can beat the IRS
And the Incredible Frog Boy is on the loose again

Midnight Star!
It's in the weekly Midnight Star
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car
Midnight Star!
I wanna know, I wanna know!

Eat jelly donuts and lose twenty pounds a day
Hear the story of the man born without a head
And top psychics all agree
That the telephone company
Will have a brand new service that let's you talk to the dead

Midnight Star!
You can believe it if you read it in the weekly Midnight Star!
They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar
Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know!

Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bustline grow
Midnight Star I wanna know!

Midnight Star!
Well don't you know that I read it in the weekly Midnight Star!
The UFOs have landed, and we'll tell you where they are
Midnight Star!
I wanna know, I wnna know!

Midnight Star!
Well, you can read all about it in the weekly Midnight Star!
You can use your ESP to learn to play guitar

I wanna know, I wanna know!
Midnight Star!
I wanna know, I wanna know!
Midnight Star!
I wanna know, I wanna know!
Midnight Star!
I wanna know, I wanna know!
Midnight Star!
Enquiring minds like mine wanna know!
You can read it, you can read it, you can read it, you can read it