Mr. Popeil

Track 7, : minutes

I need a veg-o-matic, I need a pocket fisherman
I need a handy appliance that'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell
Operators are standing by - how does that make you feel?

Help Me! Mr. Popeil!

I wanna shine some pennies, I wanna mend some leather
I wanna crazy glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder
Please, no CODs - don't miss out on this deal!

Help Me! Mr. Popeil! (2X)
Mr. Popeil! (2X)

It slices, it dices, look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it; but you wouldn't want to
Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble - need your assistance on the double
Oh no, now how am I going to make old vinyl car top look like new?
Mr. Popeil!
Tell me, what am I supposed to do?

Mr. Popeil! (2X)

Now how much would you pay?
But wait, there's more - it's not sold in any store!
Now how much would you pay?
Don't answer yet - just look what else you get!
Now how much would you pay?
If you order today you get a ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray!
Now how much would you pay?
Now how much would you pay?

Mr. Popeil! (8X)

Make me buy a garden weasel! Make me buy a bamboo steamer!
Make me take advantage of this amazing TV offer!
Call our toll-free number, we'll make you such a deal
Help Me! Mr. Popeil!
I want it!
Mr. Popeil!
I need it!
Mr. Popeil!
I gotta-gotta-gotta have it!
Mr. Popeil! (2X)