King Of Suede


Track 8, : minutes


There's a sale on our gaperdeen suits today
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday
There's ????? polyestser, leather, wool, or tweed
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need

We got every color, we got every shade
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
We got every fabric that was ever made
But I'm known in the city as the King of Suede

We got portly and regular and extra long
We got taylors to fix it if it comes out wrong
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick
With the colors ripped off like in that Flashdance flick

Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid
You can buy us direct or have it custom made
And it's all gaurunteed to never shrink or fade
'Cause it's my reputation as the King of Suede

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too
And we'll sell them all factory direct to you

Well, I never made it past the second grade
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade
But my friends are all thinking that I got it made
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede

There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose
Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes

King of suede

Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale
look for our color catalogue in next week's mail
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today
It's the same old sale as yesterday

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed
And I am right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
I got tough competition, but I'm not afraid
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede

King of Suede (3X)
I'll always be King of Suede (2X)
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