Well, for awhile - neither did I, but then I decided I needed a break
from reality and a return to my fantasy.
You know - the one where you all are reading what I write, the one
where people can actually speak about issues without retaliation, and
the one where we all check our personalities at the door and discuss
things objectively.
At least that's what it was supposed to be.
Anyway, I decided it was time for me to move back in and give people an
opportunity to prove me right or wrong.
I've already put a fresh spat of paint on the outside, and I am working
on the inside as well - to make Auntie's a little more friendly and
informative for the visitors. Meanwhile, I still have to chase the dust
gremlins away and thumb through all that deeply personal mail that I
received while I was out - especially the ones that tell me how to
become a millionaire at home, and the ones that promise to improve my
sex life.
Meanwhile, the door's open. Come on in and sit a spell. Just don't put
your feet
up the newly-varnished coffee table - give it time to dry first.