Beer Terminology Page

Backup-The alcoholic 'drinks' that are only drunk when all other supplies are used and only to avoid a state of lackage .

Consumption Rules-All supplies are put together and drunken by all till there are no more beers.

Dropage-Dropping of unopened cans whether through drunkenness or unconess often resulting in later Fizzage .

Fizzage-Spillage resulting from opening shaken cans.

Lackage-The worst case scenario in any piss-up is the running out of alcohol after the point of no more alcohol (PONMA ) has past.

Littleage-1)The retiring to bed prior to all supplies are consumed. For this label to apply the person must have made it back to their bed (or pre-chosen resting place) unaided thus proving that they were far to sober to attempt such a feat.
-2)This term is often used indiscriminately and incorrectly to refer to those who pass out prior to the end of the pissup .
-3)Incorrectly used to mean pukage .

Outage-Not quite as bad as lackage as this is the running out of alcohol prior to the point of no more alcohol (PONMA ).

Outrage-That felt by all when either outage or lackage occurs.

Pissup-A pleasant drinking event

Point of no more alcohol (PONMA )-The point in time when the bottle store has closed and or every body is too drunk to go and get more.

Pukage-Vomiting of any kind. It is considered to be akin to littleage unless everybody indulges in it and then it is akin to manliness.

Spillage-Accidental spilling of alcohol whether through drunkenness, fizzage or or unconess .

Stockpiling-Reserving some supplies for personal use while supposedly engaging in consumption rules .

Supplies-The stockpile of alcohol. Often used as a synonym for alcoholic beverages.

Unconess-State of being uncoordinated, though not necessarily drunk. Some people are naturally unco (uncoordinated).

Wastage-The opened beer left over in the morning which had gone flat and no one will drink.