Duo’s Children Bedtime Story: [Well, I’m trying!!]

Okay, this was done by Duo, a grrreat pal of mine.
*Laughs* He’s one big helleva laugh man.
Wish you all could meet him. ^^U
Note: The words in the brackets [] are his thoughts, okay?
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Long before your time, there was a man who lived in a rocket ship.
His name was, err...??
Err...Fei Long and he had three sons.
His sour-faced son Heero, his idiotic, cheerful-faced son...err, let’s skip that name, ne?
And his handsome, strong and REEEEEEAL intelligent son Trowa.
[Oh man, this is really too much!!]

The family ran out of food one day,
so Fei Long sent his first son Heero to buy some onigiri. [fish flavor]
Until he came upon the big bad Gundam, [Serpent custom]
who striked his weakest spot and made off in a flash with the cash.

So, Fei Long sent his second son to trade the family piranha for some onigiri.

When along the way he met the Chinese fairy step-brother. [Wufei]
To cut the long story short, Wufei, the Chinese fairy step-brother,
got the fish...err...piranha.

Oh well, [beggars can’t be choosers] Trowa was their only hope,
but as they had no more money, they had to steal some from the evil giant’s onigiri garden.

Borrowing Yang’s beanstalk, [The lift was crowded!!]
Trowa climbed up onto the road out of the 14th story flat.

But as he turned to leave, who should come around but the big evil giant. [Treize]

The giant locked poor Trowa in a bird cage,
and started thinking of ways to produce a new product, Trowa onigiri.

But first, how do you get the ‘SEEDs’??? [Sweatdrop] [Don’t look at me!!]

Then Trowa made a wish, and it was answered by the ever beautiful Princess Quatre, a fairy.
He, or she...[???] let him out of the cage.

The giant gave chase and trapped Trowa into a shoe closet.
Trowa had also given up hope, when Yun, the shoe fairy came flying by.

Yun granted him the best wish of all, a pair of high-heeled shoes. [Female shoes]
Wearing them, Trowa came out of the closet and stepped them hard onto the giant’s feet,
[Ouch, that’s gotta hurt] causing confusions before making his escape.

Trowa’s family had a lovely onigiri dinner that night and they lived happily ever after,
well at least for one day right?


The end. BOOM!
Now go to sleep!
ZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzZzZzZzZzZzzzzzZZZZZ

What do you expect?
This is a last-minute story.
And a Stupid one at that with a capital S.
PS: If you are wondering why a loud boom was heard,
the rocket-ship had a slight error and our friends are now on the moon with Chang-er.
That’s where they would be celebrating the mooncake festival! [Sweatdrop]

~Owari~
PPS: Onigiri = Japanese rice ball/cake.