Sick Parodies 26.
Precaution:
1. Please get a barf bag.
2. Make sure you are not a sufferer of heart attacks.
3. Make sure your surroundings are nice and soft. [So that you won't bang your head around, wishing to die]
4. Please get ANOTHER barf bag.
5. Popcorn, anyone? XD
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Yun asked Yang, "Want to have sex?"
Yang smiled, "No," was the reply.
One minute later.
Yun said again,"Want to have sex now?"
"No!"
Yun frowned.
Yang smiled.
Two minutes later.
Yun said, "What about now?"
Yang said, "I said no, damn it!"
Yun looked around the room nervously.
Yang looked out the window.
Yun said, "So..."
"We are NOT having sex damn you!"
Yun pouted, and started for the door.
Yang grinned.
He tackled Yun down.
ˇ°We are going to. Now.ˇ±
Then they had sex.

~Owari~