Sick Parodies 34.
Precaution:
1. Please get a barf bag.
2. Make sure you are not a sufferer of heart attacks.
3. Make sure your surroundings are nice and soft.
[So that you won't bang your head around, wishing to die]
4. Please get ANOTHER barf bag.
5. Popcorn, anyone? XD
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Yun wanted sex.
Roxanne wasn't around.
Yang came in.
Yun grinned. "Wanna get laid?"
Yang replied hastily, "No!"
Yun pouted. "Too bad, ¡®cos I¡¯m gonna lay ya!"
Then they had sex.

~Owari~