Sick Parodies 8.
Precaution:
1. Please get a barf bag.
2. Make sure you are not a sufferer of heart attacks.
3. Make sure your surroundings are nice and soft. [So that you won't bang your head around, wishing to die]
4. Please get ANOTHER barf bag.
5. Popcorn, anyone? XD
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One day, Kyo was walking down the street.
He saw Iori.
Iori saw him.
He met Iori.
Iori met him.
Then he screamed. "IOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Then Iori screamed. "KIIIIIIIIII-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
Then they had sex.
~Owari~

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