Sick Parodies Special!

This is a short story discussed in our Egroups! ^^U
Thanks Hec, you're such a cool dude! XD
Note: I just discovered that Hector's afraid of pandas! XD
Whoo hoo! I loooove Tare pandas! XD
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Hector hid under the bed-sheets swearing fluently against all pandas,
while everyone else lounged casually around the tube.

Daketa entered the living room, wondering why Hector had not glomped onto her yet.
"Hey! Where's Hector?"

Roxanne turned from playing Soul Calibur, and grinned.
"That pervert is hiding in his room. Probably having a nervous break-down or something."

Daketa's eyebrows creased in confusion.
"And the reason for this is...?"

Ranma grinned sardonically as he recalled the past situation.
"Hector and my dad were playing 21 points when Domino spilled her drink on Dad." 

Ryoga interrupted the braided boy enthusiastically with the second half of the story.
"Hector totally freaked out and ran like hell into his room."

Daketa's confusion grew.
"Just because your dad was wearing Domino's drink?"

Duo was quick to reply,
"Well Ranma's dad turns to a panda when cold water gets dunked on him,
kinda like when you splash Ranma and he turns female."

Yun added, "Just like Ryoga, when he turns to a black chibi-pig."

A huge, dangerous smirk plastered onto Daketa's face.
Everyone else sweatdropped.

Back in Hector's room he found being under his bed-covers didn't really help much.
He sighed loudly, as he sat down on his bed thinking about his problem.
A turn of the door-knob brought him to his senses.
He gaped at the intruder.

Daketa stood at the entrance of his door, wearing a large trench coat.
Hector stared.
She never wore a trench coat before.

Daketa simpered at him as she spoke.
"Hec, I was thinking about this for a while now...
I want to let you know that even if you are a pervie, I kinda like you.
Matter of fact, I think you're...sexy, in a cute way.
And it has been so long since I last met someone like you...
And you know, sometimes I am so lonely.
A young woman needs attention, needs love...needs...will you satisfy me?"

Daketa seductively undid the top of her coat,
revealing a deliciously looking pair of firm round breasts held up by a very tiny, tight bra.

Hector, was caught with surprise and bewilderment, so he blindly agreed.

Daketa smiled once again as she toyed with her coverings for a while before allowing it to
fall to the ground.

The curves of her slender legs were hugged delicately by long fish net stockings
stooping dangerously close to her inner thighs.

Hector drooled as he continued to size her up.

Daketa laughs maniacally as he helplessly noticed the panda imprinted underwear.
"Arrrghh! PANDAA!"

Daketa grinned cheekily as she continued her fun.
"C'mon Hecky, stop goofing around... I want you so bad..."

Daketa pressed her chest against the wall and raised her breasts,
giving Hector the privilege of a VERY sexy pose.

Daketa giggled as she watches Hector struggling against his perverted will...
And his amazing fright.

"Please Hector darling?
I have been waiting for this a long time, show me how much you make my fantasies a reality!"

Daketa snickers and giggled as Hector tugged on his hair in frustration.
"Panda! PANDA!"

She kneeled and playfully tugged on the back of her bra strap.
"Ohh..my bra is stuck...can't you come here and help me?
I want to expose my body for you..."

Hector bit on his arm in frustration.
"PANDA!"

Daketa chuckled as she prepared for the big finish.
"And I want to try out that big piece of pleasure-maker you bragged about so many times..."

The excitement became too much for him to bear as the blood rushes out of Hector's brain.
He lost consciousness, two spurts of crimson sprouts from his nostrils.

Daketa smiles as she picks up her dad's coat and walked coolly out his room.

Roxanne looked up from her game, and noticed what Daketa wore.
"Kinda dangerous going to his room dressed like that Dake!"

Daketa smirked as she pointed to her underwear.
"Just getting a little revenge for that fanfic Hector wrote a while back!"

Everyone sweatdropped.


~Owari~
Notes:
Whew, Hec, you had lotsa spelling mistakes! XD
Hope you people enjoyed this fic!
I wished I could post the one Hector wrote before this which made Daketa want revenge! ^^U