THIS IS A LSIT OF QUOTES I HAVE COLLECTED FROM VARIOUS LUNAR CHARACTERS.
"Pooh! This is a fine fix. Now the junior premier of the Vane Magic Guild doesn't even have any magic!" - Lemia
"Very impressive, Alex. You just killed the only remaining means of becoming a Dragonmaster. Hahahahaha... You're making this way too easy!" - Ghaleon
"Fight hard Hiro. Believe in your friends. The final test lies before sh**!" - outtake of John Truitt, voice of Ghaleon
"Ha! Looks like the only power they wield is the power to fade away and die on a moment's notice." - Ghaleon
"It's a million to one longshot. Only a mental midget would take it. But hey, I've been called much worse." - Ronfar
::Laugs Wickedly:: "Well, record that!" - outtake of John Truitt, voice of Ghaleon
"Zophar granted it and now all...now I...can't read.." - outtake of John Truitt, voice of Ghaleon
"Sounds like a plan to suck your life down the toilet." -Ruby
"I think you'd better lay off the romance novels for a while, Sister...Fabio ain't comin' for ya, I'm sorry to say..." -Ruby
Lucia: "Merchant? Wares? I don't understand the meaning of those words....." Ruby: "If you remain ignorant of those terms and credit-cardless, you'll be every man's fantasy mate!"
Ronfar: "Hey! I wasn't thinking anything but pure thoughts!" Ruby: "Pure what? Lust?"
Atomic diarrea? Geez, I wonder how dangerous a dragon with that would be? Talk about a blast that lasts! WHOO WHOO! I don't even wanna think about it!" -Ruby
"WHEW! Don't tell me "Not that Bad," Lady, I can smell that crap from here!" -Ruby
"So he spits fire, big deal. I can do that too...." -Ruby
"RONFAR! Get your hands out of your pants!" -Ruby
"I'm thinking a large does of Lithium might be in order....." -Ruby
Boy: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I really wanna know!" Nall: "That's not me! That's some stupid owl!"
"I wanna grow up to be a dragonmaster like Dyne, so I'm eating my Wheaties." -Boy in Burg
"Does this look infected?" -Person in Nanza
"Nothing's worse than Kyle on a bender...unless it's my mother on one." -Guard in Nanza
"Call the men in white coats, this one's a keeper." -Nall
"Kyle is the best bandit...uh, wealth redistribution specialist I know." -Guy south of Nanza
"What!? We can't use force?" -Kyle
"You just got lucky Magic Boy." -Kyle
Nash: "He's clutching his stomach, maybe it's food poisoning." Kyle: "I haven't had that since the last time Jess whipped up a batch of Ex-Lax cookies!" Jessica: "Hey, I though they were chocolate chunks, okay?!"
"Let the healing spell fly, Sugar!" -Food Poisoned Man
(to Nash) "Back off Egoangelo! The last thing I need is you and Kyle to have a narcissism duel." -Jessica
"Kyle, I've seen you do a lot of stupid things, and I've just seen one more." -Jessica
Jessica: "Here we are in the bosom of knowledge..."
Kyle: "...bosoms are good..."
"Zip it, Pig boy!" -Jessica
"You think I'm weird, don't you?" -Mia
"If this thing were any uglier, it'd be my butt!" -Kyle
"Kyle, you suck." -Nall
(While sculpting Luna) "Jessica, you used too much clay. They're not THAT big!" -Nall
"The Thieves Guild Daily is proud to announce the 59th annual 5 finger discount competition!" -Poster in Reza
"You're THAT Kyle? Wll spank my bottom and call me a pinky!" -Thief in Reza
"Looks like it's time to teach some bitches to heel!" -Kyle
"Now, now Kyle! You were kind of exotic dressed as a woman." -Nall
"Thundernation! That was a longer nap than I thought!" -The Blue Dragon
"I'm amazed this little town has a hotel. I though I'd be setting up camp under a tree or something." -Girl in Tamur
Oh, no, you can never have enough fish!" -Sleeping Nall
(to sleeping Kyle) "Rest well, my ignorant knight." -Jessica
"Wouldn't that be the happy ending everyone paid to see." -Ghaleon
"You have achieved your lifelong dream and for what? To idly amuse the one you've grown to detest...that would be ME, in case you weren't keeping notes Dragonboy." -Ghaleon
"I can hardly wait to see the look on Ghaleon's face when I stick my boot up his pooter!" -Kyle
"Talon mine's digger of the month is N'haargh D'spair. N'haargh's motto: 'Dig! Dig or they'll kill you!' Congratulations N'haargh and keep up the good work!" -Sign in Talon
"Hey Alex, is it just me or does Nash look kinda like a giant chicken?" -Nall
"I answer to no one, rodent!" -Ghaleon
"At least Kyle's funny when he's drunk. This guy just want's to puke all over everything." -Nall
"I've never said no to a girl, and I'm not about to start now!" -Kyle
"All of Vane's power was focused on the Grindery. I've never seen anything so spectacular...except when it crashed into the ground. That was way cool!" -Old Priest
"The closer you are to this rolling turd, the uglier it gets." -Kyle
"I hope you fight as well as you swear Kyle." -Jessica
(to Jessica) "Hey there sweetpants, I thought you only had eyes for me." -Kyle
"You're right Nash, for once!" -Kyle
"Oh, right. Just since you're fighting the Magic Emperor, you get stuff for free." -Guy in Ramus' store
"Welcome to Ramus' store! Since we're all doomed anyway, you may as well spend your money now!" -Ramus' Bunny Girl
"Jess, beer? Today?" -Kyle
"Kyle, I didn't think it was possible for you to get any dumber...silly me!" -Jessica
"Oh, did you bruise your poor little ego Kyle? Get over it!!" -Jessica
(to Nall) "You're definitely...bigger...but since when to flying cats turn into dragons?" -Kyle
"Besides, it's gonna be hard to have fun when the world's been destroyed...I have to fight so future generations are free to freeload!" -Kyle
"Celebrate the salvation of the world by spending your brains out!" -Ramus' Bunny Girl
