We are The Honourable Lord Seth Merlin Etc, and Big Meanbastard Joel respectively. Although, don't feel the need to show any respect, in real life, we're dick heads. Seth's the guy who made the site and stuff, we are both responsible for the majority of the ideas shown on this crappy page. From that, you'd probably think our heads are pretty stuffed, well, you're probably right.
Less important people in the HYSSF hierachy are:
Gee My Ass Is Colossal Nicola.
Somehow, she became one of us, because Joel said so. She fights our battle for the takeover of Australia's nuclear assets.
Penis Man Josh
This ugly chap pioneered the great 'penis tradition' which is now an integral part of the HYSSF philosophy. So you can all blame him for that, but dont try to contact him, he doesnt answer. His penis frequently goes on rampages and catches exotic diseases.
Shorty Spice
She's closely associated with Seth, and therefore influences his marvellous ideas. Look out for her vocal talents in 'Watta We Want'.
Of course we have to make some mention of Steve
His relevance is negligible
