An Interview With The Steve

I reckon, me reckoning.... Well, i reckon, that is to say that i reckon on three different planes of reckoning.
The first of which is known as 'simple reckoning' or just 'wrecking'. The simplest form of reckoning is not reckoning, but wrecking.
The second form is not reckoning, but not wrecking what you dont understand.
The third form, the highest plane, is not reckoning, but pretending you did reckon.

-- How does that relate to the continual failure of the Australian dollar to compete on the world finance market?

Very Simple. The Australian economic situation at this point in history, is displaying classic signs of indecisiveness and spinelessness. Brought on by the fact that the people in charge of our economy are both indecisive and spineless.

-- What is the meaning of life?

Well, an extremely extremely in-depth but commonly misconcieved question. For to answer that question we must first ask the question, 'What is the de-meaning of life?'
The de-meaning of life is most apparent in cumquats, lice and Tories.
And so from this we can safely extrapolate that the meaning of life is the exact oppisite of cumquats, lice and Tories.
So, therefore the meaning of life is Wigs, plant poison and clean hair. Clean hair, does not of course include mullets. We all know how evil mullets are.....
So, the meaning of life, is having clean (non-mullet) hair, supporting parliament over the Queen, and killing any cumquat crops you come accross.

-- Penis?

Indeed, indeed. I could not have said it better. Comes from the latin word for 'tail'.

-- Would you like a buscuit?

No. Good question though.

-- What does it feel like to be elevated to a god-like status?

It feels like jelly, on a stick. I need not go further. I am a god, i do not have to.

-- Your definition of comedy?

Comedy is a mixture of flatulence and CNBC at one in the morning.

-- Pandas?

Pandas? Well they must die.

-- Thankyou for your time.