HYSSF Philosophy

Life at HYSSF is not all fun and games, there is some deep and meaningful stuff behind all the bullshit we preach.
Our wisdom is not born into us, we have earned our vast knowledge by listening to the preachings of Steve, and by indulging deeply into The Book of Penis and the oh so mighty Greater Book of Penis.
This has given us great direction in life and taught us the evils of the mullet haircut. For this we are deeply thankful, as the mullet is indeed the incarnation of evil in hair form.
Here we shall include some select paragraphs of our teachings. More than this in one sitting could cause complete mental meltdown. Read, learn, become one of us.

"In the beginning, there was the word, and the word was nicracabingzoopiwarble. But that was too silly and it was changed to penis"

"I am but a simple phone answering monkey made in Japan. How about a root?"

"And upon it's act of creating new life, the mighty Penis lay in its shroud. But on the third day, it rose again, in all it's glory"

"That is the nature of things. We can't just take things at face value. I mean, we must conceive the notion that Steve does has a capacity for human evil, and a tremendous one at that. But we can't solve this with a simple assassination or nuclear War. No, greater forces must play their part, too. How about a root?"

"Cher has had no sex for 6 years. Thank bloody god. Hopefully, she never will again."

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