Steve on YOUR PC!

Sires and Wenches, on this here page will you find all you will ever need to make your computing experiences filled with the joys of steve.

These nifty little add-ons are garanteed to induce randiness, and an overwhelming urge to donate a significant amount of coinage into the donation box, i.e. down nic's top. All major credit cards accepted.

Here we encounter the marvellous the amazing WINAMP STEVE. Well actually its just our logo subtly placed on the main window. Oh well.
Hey ho, here's Steveamp2! Forget the first one, it's crap. Get this one!
Hello, its yet another marvellous item in the chronicles of the Steveamp, Steveamp 3! Better than the rest, get it now and get sweaty
Download Steveamp
Download Steveamp2!
Download Steveamp3!
Instructions: Download steveamp(s). Place steveamp.zip into 'skins' directory inside the 'winamp' directory. Run winamp. Go to the skin browser. Select steveamp. Salivate in delight.

Now we are faced with the horrendous yet slightly arousing ICQ STEVE. This skin is also in various stages of development so once again don't blame me for dodginess, shoddyness, shonkyness, or Barbara Streisand's recent tour of Australia (blame Seth for that one).
Download HYSSF ICQ Skin
Instructions: You will need ICQ Plus for this one. (Maybe more trouble than its worth?) Go to wherever you download ICQ Plus and download it (maybe like icqplus.da.ru or something?) Get that bastard set up. Put the hyssf.zip into the 'skins' directory of your 'icqplus' directory. Run ICQ Plus. Go to the plus menu. Select the hyssf skin. Restrain yourself from rubbing certain private parts against the screen.

Gadzooks! If it isn't the infamous BUSY CURSOR STEVE. With this sexy little number, you can witness Steve transform into the satanic monstrosity that he is, all whilst waiting for your computer to take a leak or whatever its doing.
Download Steve the Busy Cursor
Instructions: Download Steve the Busy Cursor. Store him in a cool dry place, preferably out of sunlight and somewhere that prevents his access to nearby sharp objects like scissors or mangos. Go to 'Mouse' in 'Control Panels'. Go to 'Pointers' and select 'Busy' or 'Working in Background' (either is fine, both is adventurous). Browse until you find Steve the Busy Cursor's little hiding spot and double click the little bastard. Hit apply and prepare to change your underwear as you witness Mr Steve in his true form.

Here's something new! Steve the My Computer icon! Whack this up on your desktop for on screen steveishness. Beware... Big Steve is watching you.....
Download Steve the My Computer icon.
Instructions: Download und unzip. Right-click on any shortcut on your desktop, go to properties, shortcut then click something to do with change icon.... Browse till you find it, apply and enjoy!

Watch this space for: steveamp 2, icq steve 2, steve the busy cursor 2, steve the background, steve the scenes collection, steve the windows sound scheme (pending steve's willingness to participate), steve the startup/shutdown screens, steve the gay eskimo.

OUT NOW: Steve the cricket card. Simply aquire a Damien Fleming cricket card, and draw glasses and an engineering at UNSW cap on it.

Any little queries should be sent to me. Not that I'm a little queery. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Alternatively questions could be sent to Seth cos he might care. I sure don't.