What's A Show Without Characters?
- Devon - The Black Space Alien From The Planet "WHATITIS". Devon has many sisters, all with weird first names, but the same middle name, "May". They all also have very odd jobs.
- Jim Shorts (AKA Richard, AKA Monkey, AKA Bullmonkey) - Does all the voices you hear on the show, also is stations ASS-GM.
- Bob Steelballs - Host of "Pillow Talk" and radio consultant.
- Rueben Kennedy - Host Of "Issues"
- Man From New York -
- Phil McCracken -
- Seaman Nuts - Coast Guard Officer.
- Herb Katzenberg -
- Cecil - Jim's Alter-Ego that has killed, also starts to choke Jimmy whenever he is around.
- Sprinkles The Clown - A black clown that makes guns and Starter jackets from ballons.
- Eddie - Former front man of "Ed Zeppelin".
- Bob Dewer (And Pumper) - "Dewer In The Mornings".
- Mr. Rodgers -
- Pee-Wee - Is the average listener, also had a hit song, "I Touch Myself".
- Darnell - A black fellow who reads poetry including "The Funny Duck".
- Bill Cartwright - The former Chicago Bull, also covered "All Apologies".
- Raymond Burr - "Is It Wrong?"
- Bernie And Bunny -
- Ron Reagan -
- Barney Fyfe -
- Sammy Davis Jr. -
- Uncle Remis - Host Of "Gravy Talk"
- MORE TO COME
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