Sephiroth again is defeated! Now that is… 2 times? Tifa and I got married and living in a small house where the streets called buster sword's lane in Kalm.
It used to be called Buster's lane! Tifa was calling some friends who didn't go to the wedding in other words, not invited! Tifa was on the telephone!

Johnny: You got married to jerk face? Oh my God!

Tifa: You still should know we have…

The phone cut off!

Cloud: He must be cheesed off!

Tifa: Oh yeah!

When Tifa and I got romantic, it went far!

Cloud: Oh Tifa?

Tifa: Yes?

I picked Tifa up and ran to our room!

Tifa: Don't scare me like that!

Cloud: Ok! Tifa, stand on the bed!

Tifa: Why? Ok!

I tackled Tifa on her back and kissed her!

Tifa: I said don't do that again, I meant to say do it again!

Cloud: Man!

BANG, BANG, BANG!

Cloud: Darn! Who is it?

I walked over to the door!

Cloud: AVALANCHE?

Barret: Yo! Hi you lucky (*&^%$£

Cid: Hi!

Cloud: What's up?

Barret: Not much! Jes' wanna celebrate for yer marriage!

Cloud: Alright! Wanna come in?

Yuffie: This shabby place? Nah!

Barret: Shut up *&^%$ Ok

Tifa: Oh! Er, hi!

Cid: Yo!

We all sat in the room!

Cloud: You guys wanna beer?

Cid: Yeah, some of Tifa's stuff! Now that's beer alright!

Barret: Yeah ditto!

Yuffie: Yep!

Tifa: My special X3 it is then!

Sephiroth: Make it X4!

Cloud: SEPHIROTH! How do you return?

Sephiroth: I've said this before, you wrote the fan fic to make it good and darn there rubbish!

Punk: Yeah!

Cloud: Shut up!

I lob a grenade at the punk!

BANG!

Cid: Ow!

Barret: Where's Sephy boy?

Cloud: I took him out the fan fic!

Barret: Good! He bugs me!

Tifa: Oh yeah!

Yuffie: I'm outta here!

Tifa: …

Barret: FFFFFAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!

Cloud: Excuse me?

Barret: Shut up!

God: Hey I can hear you from heaven!

Barret: Sorry!

Aeris: Good move God!

God: Thanks Aeris!

Okay, that was weird!

Tifa: Here are the drinks! Where's the thing, Sephiroth?

Cloud: I took him out of the fan fiction!

Sephiroth: You tried to anyway!

Cloud: Look Sephiroth, I can't be bothered to kill you now, I'll kill you later in the fan fic!

Sephiroth: Okay!

Sephiroth disappears!

Tifa: Thank heavens!

Barret: AHEM!

Tifa: Oh, sorry Barret!

Barret: That's better!

Tifa gives Cloud, Yuffie, Cid and Barret their drinks!

Cloud: Thanks babe!

Barret: Thanks!

Cid: Cheers!

Yuffie just takes the drink saying nothing!

Cloud: Yo Yuff!

Yuffie: What?

Barret hits her on the back of the head!

Yuffie: Yeah thank you whatever!

Tifa: He he!

Cloud: That's Yuffie for you!

Barret: Ya gotta have manners *&^%$

Cid: Like you do *&^

Cloud: Oh shut up you guys! You all swear all the time!

Tifa: So Barret, what's been going on?

Barret: They started some new tournament called EHRGEIZ: God Bless da ring where you gotta fight! They called up about you two!

Cloud: Cool!

Tifa: Wicked!

Yuffie: I entered too!

Cloud: I'll have to try EHRGEIZ! It sounds classy!

Cid: The weapon was discovered 50 years ago! The finders a 38-year-old wrestler called Dasher Inoba!

Cloud: I could kick his *&^

Yuffie: Here's the booklet of the contenders!

Yuffie gives Cloud and Tifa the booklet!

Cloud: Let's see! Godhand has a gun on his arm like you Barret!

Barret: He's a wuss compared to me man!

Tifa: Wolf Girl Jo! A girl who changes into a wolf! Weird!

Cloud: Lee Shuwen! A guy who gets younger! Weapon: Spear!

Tifa: Yo-yo Yoko, a policegirl!

Cloud: Inoba! Know about him! Sasuke, a ninja!

Tifa: Hmmm, Han Daehan! Has a robotic leg!

Cloud: Koji Masuda, an archaeologist, and father of Yoko!

Tifa: Clair Andrews, works with Koji!

Cloud: Zack? He died!

Tifa: Must have came back to life!

Cloud: you, Yuffie, and Me Vincent and! OH MY GOD!

Tifa: What?

Tifa looks in the book!

Tifa: Oh no!

Cid: What?

Cloud: Sephiroth has entered EHRGEIZ!

Tifa: Oh man!

Cloud: Hmmm, I'll have to kill Sephy next time!

Tifa: I'm going to bed!

Barret: We'll leave then! See ya!

Cid: Yeah, bye!

Yuffie: See ya later!

The guys walk out the house!

Cloud: Let's go to bed!

Tifa and I go to bed! Tifa is getting changed and I'm looking at the booklet!

Cloud: You entering?

Tifa: Yeah, I'll fight and get EHRGEIZ!

Cloud: We'll win it Hun! I know we will!

Tifa: I have a surprise for you sexy!

Cloud: What?

Tifa leaps up on me and I receive a long, passionate kiss! Man, that's love!

Cloud: Man, how much I love you!

I hug Tifa!

Tifa: You're irreplaceable! I wouldn't trade you for anything!

Next time: EHRGEIZ: God Bless the Ring: It's time for the fights of our lives!
Time to enter the ultimate tournament, EHRGEIZ, the most brutal tournament ever to exist!

Note: Okay, so I think the act of love ends here! Unless I have new ideas! If you want the ultimate series to continue my friends, e-mail me at daniel.desmond@btinternet.com and I'll write a new The Act of Love 4! I might write it anyway though cuz there's a special girl who has given me ideas called Taria! Thanks Taria!

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