Note: Again, I'm trying comedy since We're Going to Ibiza failed to be funny!
Sorry Phoenixraven13 if some ideas are took from Dimension!

It's 5 a.m. and Aeris is kinda dead thanks to Sephiroth!

The Aeris Hater Fan Club: Ha ha Aeris! SUCKER!

Dead Aeris: WWAAAAHHH! Leave me alone!

Cloud: AHEM

The Aeris Hater Fan Club: Sorry!

Member 1: Fart!

Member 2: Stop playing you trumpet trousers!

Member 1: Sorry!

D'oh! I was in the mood of going to the gold saucer and going to battle arena.
Of course, I won!

Cloud: Getting jiggy with it!

Thanks to Sephiroth, I can't get the song out of my brain!

The next day,

Cloud: Darn I'm bored! I feel like doing a TV show!

Tifa: You can get us on TV?

Cloud: Yeah! I've been able to since we stopped Meteor!

Tifa: Shall we…

FART!

Cloud: PEEEEEEWWWWWWW! Who was that?

Sephiroth: Sorry!

Cloud: Sephiroth! How'd you come back?

Sephiroth: You're writing the story!

Cloud: *&^% Why'd I bring him back to life?

Dead Aeris: Why won't you bring me back to life?

Cloud: Not in the mood! Only Phoenixraven13 can make you funny!

Dead Aeris: If you don't bring me back to life, I'll kick your momma's heiny!

Cloud: My mom's kinda dead!

Dead Aeris: D'oh!

Tifa: Let's make a TV show!

Cloud: A comedy about our adventure?

Tifa: Let's get real actors and us?

Cloud: 2 guys, 2 girls!

Tifa: Fine! You think of a girl and a guy and I'll think of a girl and guy!

Cloud: Will Smith and Lisa Kudrow!

Tifa: Jim Carrey and Courteny Cox!

Cloud: You watch too much Friends!

Tifa: We could add some comedy scene's, romance bits and some action!

Cloud: Final Fantasy VII: the movie!

Tifa: Why didn't you title the Fan Fic, Final Fantasy VII: The movie?

Cloud: It's meant to be a comedy! Darn it Tifa! Stop muddling up my mind!

Sephiroth: Yeah!

Cloud: Get 1st!

Sephiroth: I am first!

Cloud: I said lost!

Sephiroth: Oh! Spelling mistake spiky!

Cloud: You leave the hair outta this! You girl!

Sephiroth: LEAVE ME ALONE! MUMMY! HUG ME MUMSIE!

Cloud: Sorry! I can't write comedies!

Yuffie: True story!

Cloud: Okay, you know your song, Materia Girl?

Yuffie: Yeah! What?

Cloud: Mm, try something like Will Smith instead of Madonna! She's a huge *&^%$

Cid: YOU LEAVE THE SEXY GIRL OUTTA THIS!

Madonna: FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!

RING RING!

Madonna: What!?

Tifa: Excuse me?

Madonna: Sorry!

Cloud: Oh yeah, you have a wife!

Cid: Oh yeah! My wife's sexier though!

Barret: Since ah don't have a wife anymore, Britney Spears, come to Pappa!
OOOWWWWWW!

Cloud: Shut up!

Dead Aeris: Or I'll kick your momma's heiny!

Phoenixraven13: I've heard that before! From my fan fic, God! You're meant to be in my Fan fic now!

Cloud: Don't you mean at 5 o'clock?

Phoenixraven13: My mistake! Bye bye!

Dead Aeris: BRING ME BACK TO LIFE! I'M DEAD AND HATING IT!

Cloud: SHUT UP! YOUR IN MY NEXT FAN FICTION SO STUFF IT!

Dead Aeris: I'll be good!

How many times have you laughed?

Crowd: None! This stinks!

Valerie: At least it's a fan fic!

Cloud: Thank you!

At least SOMEONE put this on their Final Fantasy VII fan fic page even though it sucks!

Cloud: Geez, this fan fic sucks!

Yuffie: I'm too embarrassed to be on this *&^%%$ fan fic!

Cloud: Why are you on it then?

Yuffie: Yipe! Looks like I had better get back to Madonna listening hour!

Well, looks like everyone abandoned me! Their all too embarrassed to be on the fan fic! I think I'm wasting me time writing this trash when I could be playing on Final Fantasy VIII! Oh yeah, someone is borrowing it! D'OHHHHHHHH!

Cloud: This is boring!

Squall: Is this the Seifer's Revenge/ressurecitence?

Cloud: Nope! 100th door on the left!

Rinoa: Thank you!

Cloud: This fan fic sucks! Why can't something cool happen like my fan fiction being shown on Valerie's Final Fantasy III and VII Domain fan fiction page!
All I'm guessing is that Valerie thinks the fan fic wrote by her is better than this and she hates it!

Fake Tifa: True story!

Yuffie: Ditto!

Cloud: Shut it!

Fake Tifa: I'm outta here!

Yuffie: Ditto!

Well, I'm gonna finish here! Sorry it's short well, see you!

Note: This is bad! NONSENSE! I wanna vote! What's my best fan fic? Read my fan fics and e-mail me!

Note 2: I'm gonna stop writing comedy for a while unless you e-mail me and ask cause this was rubbish and we're going to Ibiza is my worst fan fic! Worst ever! Bye!

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