It was time for the fights of our life! Simply, Tifa, Yuff, Zack (Came back from the dead! Read Aeris's rescue), Vince and myself entered the most brutal tournament to exist, EHRGEIZ!
Reporter: Welcome to the EHRGEIZ knock out tournament! I am Paul! Here is the battle line up to start!
Zack VS Koji Masuda
Clair Andrews VS Yo-yo Yoko
Sephiroth VS Dasher Inoba
Vincent Valentine VS Django
Cloud Strife VS Prince Doza
Tifa Lockhart VS Jo
Han Daehan VS Godhand
Sasuke VS Yuffie
Now, let's take a break for the fighters to get ready to fight!
Cloud: Yo! I am Cloud receptionist! Who's my first opponent?
Receptionist: Let's see!
She was a female!
Receptionist: Prince Doza! Kick boxing champion!
Cloud: Thanks!
Vincent: Who's the first one for you?
Cloud: I gotta fight Doza!
Vincent: I have to challenge the beast Django!
Cloud: He must love his tango! Heh heh heh!
Yuffie: My fight will be Ninja VS Ninja!
Tifa: You got Sasuke!
Yuffie: Yeah!
Zack: Hey guys!
Cloud: Hey Zack! Who you fighting?
Zack: The first guy who discovered the phoenix down! I read about this guy, Koji Masuda!
Tifa: I'm taking on Jo!
Cloud: Good luck guys!
Tifa, Zack, Yuffie and Vincent: Thanks!
About an hour later!
Paul: And these are the qualifiers to the next round of the EHRGEIZ championship!
Zack
Yo-yo Yoko
Sephiroth
Vincent Valentine
Paul: And our next fight is Cloud Strife against Doza!
Backstage
Tifa: Good luck honey!
Tifa kiss's my on the cheek!
Cloud: Thanks!
I run to the ring leaping in!
Rep: READY! GO!
Doza looked a mean warrior who would never give up!
Cloud: HAI!
I did a double low kick added with a high kick! Boy that's gotta hurt!
Paul: And Doza gets up looking mad at Strife!
Doza: Shia!
He throws his amazing fire ball hitting me over!
Cloud: That does it!
I roll up to him getting up and kicking him!
Doza: OH S***!
Cloud: BRAVER!
I get out my sword using my limit, the braver!
Rep: YOU WIN!
The rep points at me proving I won! Everyone in the crowd claps!
Barret: He's one heck of a warrior!
Cid: Oh yeah!
Rep: READY! GO!
Cloud: Let's see that again!
I run up to Doza tackling him to the floor!
Doza: F*** YOU!
I trip him up!
Paul: Could this be our first perfect of the tournament!
Cloud: SEPHIROTH INCOMPLETE!
I get my sword out leaping to him doing 3 powerful swings! Doza falls to the floor!
Rep: PERFECT!
I do my normal Final Fantasy celebration!
Cloud: OH YEAH!
Paul: CLOUD HAS DONE IT! HE HAS DEFEATED DOZA!
Cloud: Woo hoo!
I throw my arm in the air! I run off the stage celebration!
Cloud: I WON!
Barret: nice un spiky a**!
Cloud: Uh thanks!
Sephiroth: Hello Cloud!
I step back!
Cloud: SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: Yes, don't have thrills just because I'm here!
Cloud: I thought you'd have killed me by now!
Sephiroth: I know you have a superb chance of getting to the final like me so I thought people could see me kill you there!
Rep: LISTEN UP!
Cloud: What?
Rep: These are the warriors everyone is fighting!
Zack VS Yo-yo Yoko
Sephiroth VS Vincent
Tifa VS Yuffie
Cloud VS Godhand
Cloud: I'm ready!
Rep: LET THE NEXT ROUND BEGIN! ZACK, YO-YO GET OUT HERE!
Looks like Zack has a fair chance of winning! He is a strong warrior!
Rep: READY, GO!
Cloud: I gotta see this!
Paul: Looks like an omnislash from Zack!
Cloud: Holy s***! That's gotta hurt!
A few swipes from Zack and she's history!
Rep: PERFECT!
He pointed at Zack knowing he won!
Zack: All right!
Rep: READY! GO!
Yoko using her death yo-yo straight away! But we know Zack can roll away quick enough!
Zack: METEORRAIN!
Yoko: Ow!
Rep: PERFECT!
Zack: YES!
Now that was a fight!
Cloud: nice one Zack!
Zack: Thanks!
A bit later
Paul: Before we go to our last fight, these people have gone through to the semi final!
Zack
Tifa
Sephiroth
Paul: Now, Godhand VS Cloud!
Godhand: He'll never beat me and my gun!
Barret: What a jacka**! Copying my weapon! I'll deck 'im after this!
Godhand and I walk into the ring! I wondered, why the title, God Bless the ring? Oh well, time to start!
Rep: READY! GO!
Godhand always has been strong! He shoots me first!
Cloud: AH!
That's not very kind! I leap to Godhand using my cross slash!
Cloud: CROSS SLASH!
I use all 3 slash's which sends him out of the ring!
Cloud: SHINRA CHAIN ALPHA!
Rep: YOU WIN!
Cloud: Oh yeah!
Time for round two!
Rep: READY GO!
Time for action!
Cloud: BUSTER SWORD CHAIN!
Godhand: HOME SLIDING!
His attack couldn't stand up to mine!
Cloud: FRONT SUPLEX!
He couldn't get up after that!
Cloud: Okay!
I get him up to his feet using my omnislash!
Cloud: OMNISLASH!
I use all the sword moves on him! OUCH!
Rep: PERFECT!
Cloud: YEAH!
Paul: Cloud has won another brilliant victory! We will have a break will the warriors get a drink and the judge's decide who's fighting who!
Tifa: What a fight!
Cloud: No human can stand up to an omnislash!
Rep: Okay, these are the next fights!
Sephiroth VS Zack
Tifa VS Cloud
Cloud: What???
I run to the rep punching his face in!
Rep: WHAT WEIRDO?
Cloud: You're, you're making me fight my wife!
Rep: We will disqualify you if you don't compete and the winner will be Zack or Sephiroth!
Cloud: I'm sorry Tifa!
I hug Tifa!
Cloud: I don't wanna do this but I have to!
We both start to cry! Godhand enters!
Godhand: B******!
Barret smash's his head
Barret: Copycat! Using the same weapon as me!
Godhand: Care to take this outside?
Barret: Let's do it!
Barret and Godhand walk outside!
Cloud: Let's go! (Sob)
Tifa and I walk into the ring!
Paul: Okay, Cloud and Tifa look ready for the 2nd round!
I look at Tifa's beautiful eyes!
Cloud: I'm sorry!
Rep: SHUT UP! READY! GO!
Looks like I gotta do it!
Cloud: SOLDIER ELBOW!
Tifa: Beat rush!
Cloud: Oh S***!
Tifa uses her limit break but it doesn't feel as hard as I thought!
Tifa: Zangan style jab!
Cloud: Sephiroth incomplete!
This'll hurry the fight up!
Tifa: Ahh!
Cloud: Oh man!
Cid: STUPID B******!
Rep: YOU WIN!
The rep points to me!
Rep: Round 2! Ready, GO!
Looks like I have to do a devilish thing again!
Cloud: SOLDIER JAB!
Tifa: Final Heaven!
I want to finish this round!
Cloud: Dah!
I fake falling to the floor!
Rep: PERFECT!
The rep points to Tifa! Time for the final round!
Rep: READY GO!
Cloud: METEORRAIN!
Tifa: Heaven and hell!
We look ready to attack but hold it back!
Cloud: Don't Cloud!
I just drop my sword! Yes just like that!
Tifa: I can't do it!
We run up to each other and hug each other!
Cloud: I can't do this devilish thing!
Tifa: Neither can I!
Cloud: Tifa, I want you to go through! I want you to make me proud!
Tifa: No Cloud! You will do a better job! Go through!
Tifa faints!
Rep: PERFECT!
The rep points at me!
Cloud: Tifa! I love you so much!
Paul: Tifa must've loved Cloud so much, she couldn't fight on!
I pick Tifa up and walk backstage! When I get in their, I see Zack's dead body!
Cloud: ZACK!
I run to his body while I hear fighting sounds!
Cloud: Who did this?
Cid: Sephy! He killed him in battle!
Cloud: I will defeat Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Yeah right!
Cloud: Sephiroth, how could you?
Sephiroth: I dunno!
Cloud: You're worst than Shinra!
Rep: Get you’re a**'s out here for the battle to fight for EHRGEIZ!
Cloud: I will kill you!
We walk to the ring! Amen brother!
Cloud: I will win!
Sephiroth: Not quite! I have my lucky dollies!
Sephiroth holds up Zack and Aeris's dead bodies!
Cloud: Sephy your sick!
Sephiroth: You will be added to my collection!
Cloud: Oh shut up!
Paul: Looks like these two warriors hate each other!
I start to yell
Cloud: OS COURSE WE HATE OTHER YOU G**!
Rep: AHEM! READY GO!
Okay, it's the final! I can't lose!
Cloud: Meteorrain!
Sephiroth: Black materia!
2 Meteorrains clashing!
Sephiroth: CRUEL STRIKE!
Cloud: DAH!
Sephy is strong I know!
Cloud: You will suffer like Vincent suffered with the sin thing!
Sephiroth: Oh shut up! Hell gate!
Rep: YOU WIN!
The rep pointed to Sephy! I can't lose! If he gets EHRGEIZ, he'll be undefeatable! I get back up!
Rep: READY! GO!
Sephiroth: Sudden strike!
Cloud: SEPHIROTH INCOMPLETE!
Sephiroth: Aren't you kind? Arrr! Naming one of your moves after me!
Cloud: Beta slash!
Sephiroth: IRON SMASH!
I hit Sephy before he hits me!
Rep: YOU WIN!
Cloud: OH YEAH!
Sephy gets up for the final round!
Rep: READY! GO!
Sephiroth: SIDE SUPLEX!
Cloud: LIGHT BREAK THROW!
Sephiroth: BARRIER!
Cloud: Magic? Okay debarrier and wall!
I use the funkiest moves around (Not)
Cloud: I will show you! BRAVER!
Sephiroth: TRAGIC END!
Sephiroth picked me up slicing his sword through me!
Paul: Is Cloud dying?
Sephiroth: Tee hee!
Cloud: Don't … be … a girl Sephy!
I get up on my feet getting ready!
Sephiroth: What? It's not possible!
Cloud: OMNISLASH!
I use the almighty move, omnislash!
Sephiroth: I cannot… (Dead)
Sephiroth falls to the floor dead!
Cloud: I, won? I killed him!
Rep: YOU WIN!
Cloud: Yeah!
The rep leads me to a door!
Cloud: What now?
Rep: You fight the beast so you can get EHRGEIZ!
Cloud: I'm ready!
Beast: ROAR!
Cloud: You'll never get your meal!
Rep: READY! GO!
The beast had no skin on his skull!
Cloud: Sick! Meteorrain!
That didn’t work!
Cloud: Okay, OMNISLASH!
I did the slash's not harming him!
Cloud: OH F***! Wait the box's!
I run to the box pushing it into it!
Beast: ROAR!
The beast bites me with his fierce teeth!
Cloud: AH!
I get the sword from the floor!
Cloud: Grrrrr!
I throw the beast at him which kills it!
Cloud: Woah!
The weapon falls down!
Cloud: EHRGEIZ?
I pick the weapon up!
Cloud: EHRGEIZ!
I show off the weapon!
Cloud: I got a great sword! Materia!
The materia was glowing! I walked back to the ring!
Paul: HE'S DONE IT! HE HAS EHRGEIZ!
Tifa: CLOUD!
She runs up to me hugging me tight!
Barret: Woah! You got EHRGEIZ!
Cloud: Yeah!
Tifa: Where to now?
AVALANCHE: Yeah, where?
Barret: Burger king?
Cloud: No way! McDonalds!
Barret: Fine!
We walk out the door holding EHRGEIZ! I have my arm on Tifa's shoulder!
Cloud: I did it!
When we walk out, we see a trash can with Godhand in it!
Godhand: All right! A peanut! Wait, can I have some help?
Barret: Ah shat ap!
Barret shoots the can killing Godhand!
Cloud: Ouch! Let's go! Gotta get a burger!
The end
Note: I hope this fan fic is a change from my other fan fics!
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