We're Going to Ibiza

We're Going to Ibiza
by Cloud Strife

Note: I thought I'd have a go a comedy fan fiction so I apologise if it's not funny like Dimension cause that's funny all right! Anyway, let's move on!

It's night time, AVALANCHE are all in the highwind, people snoring…

Barret: ZZZZZ!

Cid: ZZZZZZZZ!

Yuffie: ZZZZZ

Yes, you could expect those guys snoring. People are dreaming as well…

Tifa: Cloud, Cloud, Cloud!

Aeris: Cloud or Zack, Cloud or Zack!

Barret: Marlene, Marlene, Marlene!

Yes, Barret again! What do me, Vincent, Cait Sith and Red XIII do at night?
Cait Sith doesn't sleep.

Cait Sith: Better guard AVALANCHE!

Red XIII dreams of killing Django! If you didn't know, Django is from EHRGEIZ!

Red XIII: ZZZZ! Die! Die!

In the dream world

Django: Now, die Red, or shall I call you Blue with red scars?

Red XIII: Look behind you, CHICKEN!

Django: (panting) CHICKEN! WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

SLICE!

Django: (dead)…

Red XIII: Yes! He's DEAD!

Vincent, well he does dream but gets up and does the actions!

Vincent: Leave her alone you ^&*%$Ł"

BANG!

AVALANCHE: STOP WAKING US UP VINCENT!

Vincent: Huh!?! Oh. Sorry!

In addition, me? I do a mix up between Vincent and Tifa!

Cloud: ZZZZ! Leave Tifa out of this you jerk!

SLICE!

Sephiroth: (in dream) Uh!

Cloud: Yes! He's defeated! I won! It's a miracle, huh Tifa? ANSWER ME!!!

Now you now what happens when we're all asleep. But do we get attack in our sleep. No. Because Cait Sith is protecting us! Besides no one but and AVALANCHE member can stop this cat! Now that’s annoying, humans being beaten up by humans. Meeow!

In the morning, Barret gets up bright and early. You never know what Barret's gonna do! So I get up an hour after. But something wasn't quite right.

Cloud: HEY! Who's stolen all my hair mousse!?!

Now who'd want my hair mousse? I went and checked it out. First, Yuffie's room, the tip it always is!

Cloud: YUFFIE!

Yuffie: Ugh! Hold on you inpatient jerk.

Cloud: I've no time to be patient!

Yuffie: WHAT?

Cloud: You stole my hair mousse?

Yuffie: NO! Why the frickin' heck would I want your $%^&&* hair mousse.

Cloud: Okay okay! Now that's what I call stress!

I went round everyone's room! Man, now that was tough, especially Cid! Just then…

Cloud: Barret!

Barret: What?

Cloud: MY HAIR MOUSSE!

Barret: What this tasty grub?

Cloud: You're making me crazy cuz I gotta use that stuff for my funky hairdo! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Barret: Scoff, chomp! Calm down you *&^%$Ł"

Cloud: Blah, blah blah!

Barret: You…

SMACK!

Tifa: BARRET! What are you doing?

Cloud: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Tifa: CLOUD!

SLAP!

Cloud: Uh? What?

Tifa: Here!

Cloud: Cheers!

Tifa: Why are you…

Barret: Yummy! Pictures of Cloud! Never knew he was that tasty!

Tifa: HEY! My photos! JERK! Next it'll be my bra!

Barret: Oh! I ate them earlier with my hamburger!

Tifa: GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I went and gelled my hair so it went nice and spiky! Suddenly…

Yuffie: Cloud!

Cloud: YUFFIE!

Yuffie: So sorry for yelling at you young chap! Care for one of my home made biscuits!

Cloud: Uh… sure!

I threw it out the window! Yuffie is a terrible cook!

Cloud: OKAY, bye!

I wasn't looking where I was going and crashed into Red XIII.

Red: OUCH! &^*(^%$!

Cloud: Sorry!

This SUCKS! The only normal people around here were Tifa, Aeris and I!

Aeris: YEE HAA! YAHOO!

Then again, maybe not!

Cloud: Yo Tifa! Have you ever pictured Aeris bungee jumping.

Tifa: No! Everyone's going crazy!

Sephiroth: BUUUURRRRPP! HI!

Cloud: Next, I bet I'll be in a Pokémon battle with Ash Kechum!

Ash: Wanna battle me?

Cloud: Do I have to?

Tifa: Uh huh?

Cloud: How about three on three?

Ash: That's fine with me!

Cloud: Fine! Gyarados, go!

Ash: Bulbasaur, I choose you!

Cloud: Gyarados, bubble beam!

Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!

Ash: Bulbasaur, whirlwind!

Bulbasaur: …

Cloud: He can't get up! Hydro pump now!

Gyarados: Gyarados!

Ash: Bulbasaur return!

Tifa: STOP IT!

Cloud: Sorry!

I was winning too! The situation was barmey! We had to think of a way… wait, we forgot Vincent and CID!

Cloud: To Cid's room!

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Tifa: Lazy bones.

Cloud: WAKE UP! It's 4pm!

Cloud: *&^% Let's check Vincent ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Tifa: Huh!?

Cloud: A hole?

Vincent: Huh? Sorry mate!

This is so weird! Nah, just for a minute me and Tifa decided to join in so let's sing a song you might not know!

Cloud: I'm eating all the lyrics on the pages that I see

My hungry soul digesting it not always easily!

Tifa: UH!

Cloud: There is a right and… D'oh forgot the flipping words!

Tifa: That's all I knew.

Cloud: …

Tifa: We gotta put everything back to… tra la la la la!

Cloud: Grr! This is just what I need!

Tifa: Ha hhaaa!

Cloud: …

Red XIII: Out the way (*&^%$Ł

Cloud: Shut up!

Red XIII: Time for battle!

I drew my Buster sword! I did a deathblow!

Red XIII: That didn't hurt! OUCH!

Red ran off with tears at his eyes! I had to find out, what was causing this? Suddenly…

Cloud: Sephiroth!

Sephiroth: Yeah, me! %$Ł" he found me out! I'm outta here!

Cloud: Huh?

I didn't get it! Everyone was back to normal, but WHY did Sephiroth do this?

Note: This is by far, my worst fan fic! I'm sorry, next time, I'll write a better comedy. (probably won't be funny!)

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