Cloud: Tifa, I appreciate you bringing me for dinner. But you didn't have to!
Tifa: Of course I did!
Waiter: Order please?
I take a peek at the menu
Cloud: Okay I'll have a Chocobo sausage with chips and a drink of your best wine!
Waiter: Great order! And you madam?
Tifa: I'll have the same as Cloud!
Waiter: Okay!
The waiter runs off yelling to the chef! I look at Tifa in the eyes!
Cloud: Man your eye's are beautiful tonight!
Tifa started to blush
Tifa: Thank you Cloud! You look so handsome.
Cloud: Thanks!
A bit later, after our meal
Tifa: Cloud, I would like to give you your birthday present.
Tifa hands me a small rapped up box
Cloud: Arrr!
I start to open the gift then opening the box
Cloud:…
Tifa: Well?
It was a little shiny photo Album
Cloud: Tifa, this is the kindest gift I ever got. Thank you!
I kiss Tifa on the head.
Waiter: Okay, 50'000 gil!
Cloud: Okay!
I get my wallet out with Tifa stopping me
Tifa: Don't be silly Cloud! It's your birthday, I'll pay!
Tifa gets her purse out giving the guy 70'000 gil!
Tifa: And have 20'000 gil tip! Thank you!
Waiter: Thanks ma'am.
Tifa and I walk out the restaurant!
Cloud: I need to go to the toilet! Be right back!
I run off to the toilet with Tifa getting a telephone out
Tifa: Barret!
Barret: Yeah?
Tifa: We're coming home! Be about 20 minutes okay? You at my house?
Barret: Yeah!
Tifa: Oh gotta dash! Bye!
Tifa hangs up when I run out!
Cloud: I needed that! Heh heh heh! Come on! Let's go home!
I put my arm on Tifa's shoulder!
Cloud: Thank you for the wonderful evening!
Tifa: Your welcome Cloud!
Many punks come out with guns!
Cloud: Dammit! On a great night jerks like you had to come!
Punk: Gimme all your dosh!
Cloud: Never!
Tifa and I run to the punks and start fighting!
Cloud: If only I had my buster sword!
I saw a sword on the floor! Reminded me of Sasuke's sword! Who cares? I'll just use it!
Punk: Drop the sword kid!
Punk's with machine guns don't scare me!
Cloud: Sephiroth Incomplete!
I did the 3 slash's of Sephiroth!
Tifa: Final Heaven!
Tifa used one of the most brutal punch's to live!
Punk: Time to get dosh!
The punk picked Tifa up by her legs shaking her!
Punk: Gimme your cash sexy!
Tifa: GET OFF ME!
Cloud: LEAVE HER ALONE!
Punk: Oh shut up!
The punk hit me with a bullet!
Cloud: Ah!
Tifa: Heal!
Tifa used the magic heal to heal my wound!
Tifa: Full Cure!
The magic got me my strength back!
Cloud: Thanks Tifa! OMNISLASH!
Time for the Omnislash as you know it's my most brutal move!
Punk: You, you'll die one day!
Cloud: Yeah! That's one day!
Tifa falls to the floor hitting her head!
Cloud: TIFA!
I run up to Tifa! I hold her head up!
Cloud: Tifa? Answer me!
Tifa wakes up
Tifa: W, where am I?
Cloud: TIFA!
I start to hug Tifa tight!
Tifa: What, happened?
Cloud: You'll be alright! We better get you home!
I help Tifa up!
Cloud: C'mon!
Tifa: Okay!
Cloud: Maybe you should go to bed!
I open up the door!
Everyone: SURPRISE CLOUD!
I vibrate in shock!
Cloud: Damn that was good!
Tifa: Happy birthday Cloud!
Barret: Lucky spiky a**!
Cloud: Thanks Barret!
Dan: Alright Cloud?
Nick: Yo Cloud!
Alex: Ayup Cloud!
Matt: Hi Cloud!
Karissa: Hello Cloud!
Bebs: S'up Cloud?
Cloud: Hi Dan, Karissa, Matt, Nick, Bebs and Alex!
Dan: Cloud, take this!
I take the present from him! I scratch the side of my head
Cloud: Uh, what is it?
Dan: (Sigh) It's a playstation with a copy of Final Fantasy VII and EHRGEIZ from us kids!
Cloud: Thanks!
Barret: I'll have to take that off you!
Cloud: You could never take me on!
Barret: This is for you Cloud!
I open Barret's present!
Cloud: A sword…
Barret: Not jes' any sword!
Red XIII: Not a sword your daughter made!
Barret: Hell no!
Marlene kicks Barret's leg!
Marlene: DON'T INSULT ME DADDY!
Barret: I wasn't darlin'!
Marlene: Good!
Barret: Yo as I was saying, it's a sword only you can use without these special gloves! Otherwise, they'll get paralysed!
Red XIII: Take this Cloud!
Red toss's up the present by this tail!
Cloud: Woah! A bowling ball!
Red XIII: Yeah, and hard to carry for my back!
Cloud: I'll have to go bowling with you guys sometime!
Everyone except I looks at Yuffie
Yuffie: What?
Cid: Didn't you get Cloud anything!
Yuffie: Oh all right! Here Cloud!
Yuffie placed a green ball of materia into my hand! I took Yuffie outside for a minute!
Cloud: But, isn't this your favourite piece of materia?
Yuffie: yeah! They looked at me weirdly!
Cloud: To be honest, I thought that was thoughtful Yuffie!
I get out a piece of materia!
Cloud: I've been meaning to owe you this! I kept forgetting and it may be my birthday but here! Here's the materia I owed you!
I placed a piece a materia in Yuffie's hands!
Cloud: Use this powerful materia! Make me proud in battle Yuffie!
Yuffie: What, what materia is it?
Cloud: Bahamut ZERO!
Yuffie: ALL RIGHT! THANKS CLOUD!
Yuffie sits down!
Cloud: Is that the first time I've heard her say thank you?
Vincent: I think so Cloud!
Cloud: (Sighs)
Cid: Here Cloud!
I opened up Cid's present!
Cid: It's from Shera too!
Cloud: Cool! A punch bag shaped like Sephiroth! Cheers Cid!
Vincent: This may be useful to you Cloud!
I take Vincent's present!
Cloud: Er, what is it?
Vincent: A Halloween costume!
Cloud: Vince, I appreciate it but it's August 16th!
Vincent: Damn!
Cloud: Thanks to you all but, where's Cait Sith? Cait Sith: Here's your present! Sorry I'm late!
I open the present of the cat!
Cloud: Um, a microphone!
Cait Sith: Just so you can shut Barret up!
Barret: HEY!
Cloud: BE QUIET!
Barret falls over!
Cloud: Woah, this is damn good!
Cait Sith: Now Barret can't boss you round without going death!
Tifa giggles!
Cloud: Hey Tifa why haven't you said anything in a while?
Tifa: I'm sorry Cloud! I've been a bit speechless!
Barret:: I suppose we better leave you two be!
Dan: Barret, can us guys stay at your place?
Barret: Sure Er,
Karissa: Got no names to call us eh? (Giggles)
Nick: Oh shut up and let's get the hell outta here!
Everyone walks outside! I look at Tifa tossing her in the air and catching her!
Cloud: Thank you for a wonderful evening!
Cloud JR: Yo Dad I can see you!
Tina: Your sick!
Cloud: hey kids, your meant to be in bed!
I pick the kids up!
Cloud: Stay in bed! I need to talk to your mom!
I walk out the room walking outside with Tifa!
Cloud: I'll say it again, thank you for this amazing evening! It's been a miracle!
Sephiroth appears!
Sephiroth: It's your birthday? How rude of me to forget, here you go!
Cloud: Uh Sephiroth, it's a dirty 0.1 gil sweet!
Sephiroth: Shut up!
I get out my microphone!
Cloud: YOU SHUT UP DAMN YOU!
Tifa starts to giggle her head off! Sephiroth grabs Tifa and puts his sword around his neck!
Sephiroth: Shut up or I put the girl's head with my collection of dead people's and animals heads!
Cloud: Leave Tifa alone!
I get out the sword I got from Barret!
Cloud: Or die!
Sephiroth flies away with Tifa!
Cloud: TIFA! NO!
I fall to the floor crying!
Cloud: How could this happen? Why did this happen to me? On my birthday!
I walk indoors!
Cloud: I, must call Barret and AVALANCHE!
Barret: Hi, but it is 1 am!
Cloud: Barret, I need your help! They kidnapped Tifa!
Barret: Who?
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Barret: We'll be here as soon as we can!
Cloud: I'll have to protect the house!
I press a button to the kids door! They can't get out!
Cloud: Must get into more warrior clothes, not my suit!
I get changed so quickly! About 20 minutes later!
Cloud: Won't they ever come!
Matt: Here Cloud!
Cloud: Thank God!
Dan: So what's the mission?
Cloud: Our mission is to find Sephiroth!
Bebs: Haven't you killed him yet?
Cloud: Somehow, he keeps coming back to life!
Alex: What Final Fantasy is this to you know Cloud?
Cloud: It feels like Final Fantasy XII
Karissa: That explains it then!
Cloud: We need teams of 4! I'll take…
Dan: Me!
Karissa: Please?
Bebs: Me?
Cloud: That's my team sorted out! We'll go to Sephiroth's fortress
Dan: He may have trapped Tifa!
Cloud: I'd not like to think about that! We better save her!
My squad and I started running to the fortress
Dan: Shinra SOLDIERS!
Bebs: Damn boy I thought you killed Shinra!
Cloud: I did but SOLDIER still hunt the towns for Mako!
Karissa: Jerks! Now, where's my sword?
Dan: I have mine, Ultimate End.
Bebs: Here's my rod!
Cloud: Ready?
Dan: Yeah!
There were 4 SOLDIER's round here!
SOLDIER 1: What the hell?
Cloud: DAH! DEATHBLOW!
SOLDIER 4: We can't hold the man up but the kid's will be easy!
Karissa: Never call me weak!
Karissa ran up to SOLDIER 4 using manipulate!
Karissa: Shoot your self!
The SOLDIER used his machine gun on himself!
Bebs: Grrrr, hyperactive jump!
She must've learned that from Cid!
SOLDIER: Oh f***!
SOLDIER 3: That kid? He may be big but he can't hold up to my machine gun!
SOLDIER 3 used his gun with Dan avoiding each shot!
SOLDIER 3: Damn!
Dan: Time to try my new limit, SOUL BLAZER!
Dan used his new limit, Soul Blazer that was a bit like Omnislash but with different slash's!
Cloud: Lets finish this SOLDIER off, SEPHIROTH INCOMPLETE!
Karissa leaped onto the SOLDIER's shoulder's punching his face in!
Karissa: Didn't you hear? You’re a wimp to beat girls up!
Bebs using her limit break, swinging smash spinning round hitting the SOLDIER!
Bebs: Get outta here! You're easier than on Final Fantasy VII!
And Dan using another limit, Lightning Strike!
Dan: LIGHTNING STRIKE!
The move was like meteorrain except with lightning!
Dan: WE DID IT!
Karissa: Too easy!
We continued the search for Tifa but it was harder than we thought!
Cloud: Where is Sephiroth's fortress?
Dan: I dunno! You're meant to know!
Karissa: What's that gay big building over there with a sword like Sephiroth's sword on top of it?
Dan: It looks so gay alright Karissa!
Bebs: Tee hee!
Cloud: Let's check it out! It could be Sephiroth's fortress!
Dan gets out a pair of binoculars
Dan: Yo Cloud, it IS Sephiroth's sword well a model of it!
Dan looks closer!
Dan: You know Sephiroth is sick?
Cloud: Yeah?
Bebs takes the binoculars off Dan!
Bebs: Yuck! It's Aeris's dead body on it!
Dan throws up!
Dan: Damn that is sick!
Cloud: SEPHIROTH I WILL KILL YOU!
Karissa: Lets go!
We get to the fortress
Barret: Yo you guys finally here!
Karissa: We had to take on Shinra SOLDIER's!
Barret: Damn boy I thought you killed Shinra!
Cloud: Barret shut up man! Lets go in the same teams we were in before!
Barret: Awright!
Red XIII: We'll be with you all the way Cloud!
Yuffie: Can't wait to use Bahamut ZERO!
Cloud: Let's go!
Alex: Dan, you fought SOLDIER's? Lucky devil!
Dan: It were too easy! They couldn't shoot me cuz I'm so quick! Heh!
Matt: We just ran here!
Dan: Boring man!
Karissa: We better look for Tifa!
Cloud: Yeah. Let's go!
We ran into the fortress!
Cloud: Barret, you take the route on the right, we'll take left!
Barret: Awright!
We run to our routes checking the place!
Cloud: Will we ever find Tifa?
Karissa: Don't lose confidence Cloud!
Bebs: That's just how it is!
Dan: Don't worry Cloud, just remember, we're with you all the way!
Cloud: Alright! Lets keep goin'!
We now see where Sephiroth and Tifa are!
Sephiroth: You can tell me the weakness of Cloud or get fried!
Tifa was hanging over a flaming pit!
Tifa: Never!
: Maybe find out yourself! The weakness of Cloud is you killing Tifa which will lose his confidence!
Sephiroth: Who is that fool?
Tifa: Please HELP ME MR!
: His name is Dan!
Sephiroth: Dan?
Karissa: Let Tifa go now!
Cloud: Or prepare to fight!
Bebs: That’s how it is!
Dan: Sephiroth, you can't take us all on! Cloud, help Tifa, we'll start on Sephiroth!
Bebs: DAN?
Dan: I'm serious! C'mon girls! Cloud?
Cloud: Okay?
Dan: Hold my hands Karissa!
Karissa: Why?
Dan: (Whispering) Battle strategy!
Karissa: Okay!
Karissa grabs Dan's hands!
Dan: Feel the pain!
Dan starts swinging Karissa round hitting Sephiroth in the face! They draw their weapons!
Dan: Sephiroth, give up!
Sephiroth: Never!
Bebs: You asked for it!
Cloud climbs on the cage trying to help Tifa but pulls the cage off!
Cloud: Oh dammit!
Dan: CLOUD!
Dan left Karissa and Bebs to fight!
Karissa: DAN!!!!!!!
Dan ignored Karissa and pulled me away from the fire!
Tifa: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cloud: TIFA!
I grabbed the cage!
SLICE!
Dan: What the?
Dan looks at Karissa!
Dan: KARISSA!
Karissa started to breathe heavily!
Dan: Karissa!
Dan started to cry!
Dan: Why?
Dan ran to Karissa holding her head!
Karissa: Dan…kill…Sephi…
Dan: Die Sephiroth!
Dan lets go of Karissa and draws his sword!
Dan: Cloud? Bebs?
Cloud: Alright!
Bebs: Ready when you are!
Dan: GO!
Bebs used her swinging smash limit!
Sephiroth: Tragic end!
Sephiroth grabbed Dan who started to wriggle but Bebs limit smacked Sephiroth with the sword through Dan!
Dan: Ah! Damn! DAMN YOU SEPHIROTH!
Cloud: Dan!
Dan: I, need, Life 2!
Dan falls to the floor!
Bebs: LIFE 2!
Dan returned to life!
Dan: thanks Bebs!
Cloud: Dan Bebs? Limit all together!
Dan: SOUL BLAZER!
Bebs: Swimming Smash!
Cloud: OMNISLASH!
All the attacks hit Sephiroth which kinda p***ed him off!
Sephiroth: I will be back!
Cloud: Shut up!
Dan ignored Sephiroth hugging Karissa!
Dan: Again, DAMN YOU SEPHIROTH!
Tears came out of his eyes! I smashed the cage helping Tifa!
Tifa: Thank you darlin'! What's with Dan?
Dan: (Sighs) We must get her back to life cuz a she's like one of my best friends and 2, her parents'll kill me!
Dan smash's Sephiroth's sword!
Dan: Sephiroth as long as I'm alive your just a myth!
Orange dust falls from the sky falling in Karissa's face!
Karissa: Wha…where am I?
Dan: Don't worry Karissa!
Karissa hugged Dan back!
Dan: Listen I'm sorry I let you die!
Karissa: hey I'm back so don't worry about it!
Bebs: We had better get moving!
Cloud was hugging Tifa!
Cloud: I'm so glad to see you!
Tifa: Same here!
Later, at the highwind
Tifa: You better go! So long.
Dan: Alright, take care guys!
Tifa hugs Dan!
Tifa: Thank you! Thank you for guiding Cloud!
Dan: Hey that's okay but more of the praise should be for Cloud! I nearly got you killed!
Matt: What about Nick, Alex and me?
Tifa hugs Nick, Alex and Matt!
Tifa: Thank you!
Alex, Nick and Matt: That's okay!
Barret: Later guys!
Dan: We'll be back!
Dan and co leap into the vortex!
Cloud: These kids are better than we thought!
Note: Dan, Karissa, Bebs, Nick, Alex and Matt will return!