Welcome!

 

There’s a 67.54% chance that you came to this site on accident.  If this is the case, I apologize for my overall stupidity. 

 

My suggestions:

Ü Click the X in the upper right corner

Ü Stay here, but make sure nobody is in the room to witness your stupidity of viewing my stupidity. 

Ü Stay here and encourage others to come here and laugh at my unfortunate qualities. 

 

What you’re about to witness will be shocking, troubling, interesting, sickening and/or humorous.  This site will contain, essentially, my life.  For better or worse, you will have an insight in the memorable moments of my life. 

 

Site content:

Ü Random information about me!

Ü Random pictures of me!

Ü Random pictures of my friends!

Ü Random Pictures

Ü Mullets

Ü Buildings

Ü People

Ü Random poetry

Ü Random comical quotes

Ü Random rants

 

 

Enjoy!

 

 

The collective moments of Christopher Carl Collins.

“I very well could be the dumbest person I know.”

                                                                           - Me