Marching Songs
Rock n' Roll - Call & Response
Chorus: Wahey Rock and Roll Wahey Rock and Roll A little bit of rhythm and soul Early in the morning
You've landed on the beach again Your orders are, you’re diggin' in The rising sun's a beautiful thing Early in the morning
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You stand-to when the sun goes down You're watching all the ground around You stand to watch it rise again Early in the morning
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From the bush a rustling sound Someone's moving on your ground The enemy's lying all around Early in the morning
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The enemy starts a creeping in Machine gun crews begin to grin A GPMG makes a terrible din - (Sung jimpy) Early in the morning
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You hear a bullet whistle by You see your buddies fall and cry Behind you there’s a final sigh Early in the morning
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You see the harrier over head - (Airforce if near troops from Army/Navy/U.S Marines etc...) And then you see a flash of red The rockets are gone, the enemy's dead Early in the morning
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You look back to the rear and then You see the choppers coming in The rising sun's a beautiful thing Early in the morning
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They're hovering just above your head And then they're down and someone said We'll take the wounded then the dead Early in the Morning
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Now look up to the front you men You're going home you know not when The rising sun's a beautiful thing Early in the morning
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The mortar bombs are raining down But you just want to hug the ground You hear your buddies calling round Early in the morning
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Your plane is flying far away You know you're homeward bound today Its sad so many had to pay Early in the morning
Chorus Wahey Rock and Roll Wahey Rock and Roll A little bit of rhythm and soul Early in the morning
ATC Anthem - Sung together
In the deepest depths of Antarctica where the Yanks have never been {Nor the Japs!} Lays the rotting corpse of a polar bear, shagged to death by the ATC.
We are the perverts of society, we are the cunts you'll never see We are the low down, shagged out, bastards of the British ATC.
We get our simple pleasures by stealing kiddies toys Raping old age pensioners and molesting little boys
We are the perverts of society; we are the cunts you'll never see We are the low down, shagged out, bastards of the British ATC.
In the far flung land of the orient, by the light of the swinging tit Who-Flung-Dung was murdured, by his brother Who-Flung-Shit
We are the perverts of society, we are the cunts you'll never see We are the low down, shagged out, bastards of the British ATC.
Ring - a - rang - a - roo - Call & Response
Chorus: Oh the ringer-ranger-roo Pray what is that All soft and moist Like a pussy cat All covered in hair And split in two Thats what we call The ringer-ranger-roo
As I was walking Right down the street A pretty girl I chanced to meet She took me two Her father's house And put my hand Inside her blouse She gave me wine She gave me whisky too And I played all night On her ringer-ranger-roo
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Her father came Her father said You must be off Your silly head Get out of here Take that baggage too He said You can live Off her ringer-ranger-roo
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Now there was a WRAF - (Sung WAF) Who'd never been kissed Got layed one night By an airman half pissed He gave her inches 1 He gave her inches 2 And played all night On her ringer-ranger-roo
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So airmen came And airmen went They left her parts All bruised and bent And they came in 1's And they came in 2's Hell they came all night On her ringer-ranger-roo
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Alas she's dead But not forgotten Her soul was good If her parts were rotten And now the angels Have all formed a queue To have a bash On her ringer-ranger-roo
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Now the devil's got a horn - I think I'm missing a coupla lines here but it still flows... Hell the devil's got two He was horny all night On her ringer-ranger-roo
Chorus Oh the ringer-ranger-roo Pray what is that All soft and moist Like a pussy cat All covered in hair And split in two Thats what we call The ringer-ranger-roo
Taboo (Three German Officers)
Three German officers in a tank, taboo, taboo Three German officers in a tank, taboo, taboo Three German officers in a tank, One to drive and two to wank
Chorus: Taboo, Tab-eye, Ta-bollocky-eye, Ta-bollocky-eye, Taboo Singing Nah, nah,nah,nah, rice krispies every day Get in, get out, stop fu**ing about, get in, get out of the rain
Three German officers crossed the rhine, taboo, taboo Three German officers crossed the rhine, taboo, taboo Three German officers crossed the rhine, raped the women and drank the wine
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They came accross a wayside inn, taboo, taboo x2 They came accross a wayside in, pissed on the cat and walked right in
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The landlord had a daughter fair, taboo, taboo x2 The landlord had a daughter fair, the biggest tits and long blond hair.
They took her up the rickety stairs, taboo, taboo(x2), they took her up the rickety stairs, and pulled out all her long blond hairs
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They tied her to the end of the bed, taboo, taboo(x2), they tied her to the end of the bed, and shagged her till she was nearly dead
They took her down the leafy lane, taboo, taboo(x2), they took her down the leafy lane, and shagged her back to life again
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The land lord had a trusty gun, taboo, taboo x2 The landlord had a trusty gun, shot the barstards one by one
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(Sung slowly but speeds up quickly at the end of the verse) Three german officers went to hell, Taboo, Taboo x2 - (Sung slowly) Three german officers went to hell (the next bit sung fast) shagged the devils wife as well
Chorus Taboo, Tab-eye, Ta-bollocky-eye, Ta-bollocky-eye, Taboo Singing Nah, nah,nah,nah, rice krispies every day Get in, get out, stop fu**ing about, get in, get out of the rain
Down in the Valley - sung together verses in wrong order
Down in the valley, where no fu**er goes...
1st Time - Black/Fumbled with my sack Next Time - Brown/Whipped her knickers down Next Time - Pink/She made my fingers stink Check/wrang her neck blue/baby's due red/baby's dead buff/playd with her muff
Captain Jack
(Call and Response)
Hey Ho Captain Jack Meet me down by the railway track With a __1__ in your hand You’re gonna be my ___2__ man Go left, go left Go military left Go left go right go pick up the step go left go right go left Sound off (respond with first 2 sqn nos) Bring it on down (2nd 2 sqn nos) Sound off (full sqn no)
1-rifle 2-shooting 1-condom 2-safe sex 1-whip 2-bondage etc