When i die, i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-- in his sleep. 
Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
  --random Webpage


 
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light. 
   --David Ferrier 

Do not pollute the Earth
     its not Uranus

There are three types of people in the world those who can count and those who can't

"Women do not become exhausted, they only exhaust others." 
      --Eye of the World