NOFX - Gitarren Tabs

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NOFX tablature guide

by SkunX42@aol.com

Oi all you punx out there!  i'm compiling everything i know by NOFX

to make it easier for all you! this is basically everything i know, and 

i know it isn't anywhere near all their stuff, but it should help

someone out there..
CHORD CHART

   E    F    F#    G    G#    A    Bb    B      C

|------------------------------------------------------|

|------------------------------------------------------|

|--1---------------------------------------------------|

|--2----3----4-----5----6-----7----8-----9-----10------|

|--2----3----4-----5----6-----7----8-----9-----10------|

|--0----1----2-----3----4-----5----6-----7-----8-------|



   A     Bb    B     C     C#    D     Eb    Eii    Fii

|-----------------------------------------------------------|

|--2--------------------------------------------------------|

|--2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7-----8-----9------10------|

|--2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7-----8-----9------10------|

|--0-----1-----2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7------8-------|

|-----------------------------------------------------------|

 

   F#ii   Gii  G#ii    Aii     G5   G7  Cadd9    F7

|------------------------------3----------------------|

|------------------------------3----------------------|

|--11----12----13------14------0-----------------2----|

|--11----12----13------14------0---------2-------3----|

|--9-----10----11------12-----------2----3------------|

|------------------------------3----3-----------------|

that's all the chords you'll be using, if any of 'em are on

there twice without the little "ii" thingy it means you can

play them either way.  when it shows up like this: chord1-chord2

play the first one once then go to the 2nd one on the next strum

if that's too confusing, just listen to the album where i wrote

those and you should get it. ok, here goes...

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YOU DRINK YOU DRIVE YOU SPILL

Intro:  A, C, D, Eii, Gii, Aii, Eii

Verse:

A           C               F                    G

i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink

(same chords)

before you get behind the wheel just stop and think

you can take your chances but there's so much to lose

another bumpy road is so much wasted booze

CHORUS:

F   G      A            F     G    A

i'm not so worried bout how many i kill

F   G    C      B       F        G      C

i'm much more concerned how much beer i spill

F        G      C

how much beer i spill...

C, B

A, C, D, Eii, Gii, Aii

(little solo)

A, C, D, Eii, Gii, Aii, Eii

Verse2:

i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink

before you get behind the wheel just stop and think

35% of accidents are caused by pixilated

the other 65% are not alcohol related

what does this tell us about drunk drivers they seem

to have a better record than the sober team

CHORUS

A, C, D, Eii, Gii, Aii

(solo again)

Verse3:

i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink...

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MORON BROTHERS

Intro:  C, D-C

        C, F, D, Fii

C                G           F              G

talking bout the moron bros, tatood fingers tattooed toes

Riff:

|------------------------|

|----------9-------------|

|---sl.\9------9--8--7---|

|------------------------|

|------------------------|

|------------------------|

C, Fii-Eii-D, D, Fii-Eii-D, Fii-Eii-D, C

C                                     F

they're idiots they're losers they're scum

C                   Eii D  C   F

taking advantage of everyone

(same chords)

your a dog they're your fleas

doin everything they can to spread disease

Riff

take you beer take your drugs

leave with you microscopic bugs

their company's something you won't miss

when your icetrays are filled with piss

Riff

C            G              F           G

they are the moron brothers don't get along with others

C             G

they'll whine they'll bitch

F                

they'll fuck you if you're rich

(same chords)

they'll leach they'll latch 

they are the itch you can't scratch

doo doo doo do do do do...

C                     F

they'll ink your face tape your eyes closed

D                               Fii

tobasco's in your mouth there's mustard up your nose

when your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed

just try to move your leg they put you in a cast yeah

C-C, B-B, A, F, G

they are the moron brothers, don't get along with others

they may not go down in history, they'll go down on your sister...

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SHOWERDAYS

Intro:  A, D, A

Riff1:

|-------------------------------------------------------------|

|-------------------------------------------------------------|

|---------------------------------------------------------9---|

|----------------------3-4-3-4-3-4----5-6-5-6-5-6-----7-------|

|------2-3-2-3-2-3--5---------------7---------------7---------|

|---5---------------------------------------------------------|

A, C, Eii, B, A, Fii, Eii, C

A

Verse:

A                        C              

in the morning i awake i feel my bladder bout to break

G                                F      G

scratch my balls and rub my eyes feelin lousy

my girlfriend tells me that it's time to take a bath

i say no not today, it's only tuesday

A

riff1

Verse2:

once every 24 hours i'm supposed to take a shower

that's not the way i do it, do it, do it

personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind

i don't wanna do it, do it, do it

A

CHORUS:

            F              G             A

you know it doesn't make a difference to me

F     C            G

every day i do the same old thing

   F            G          A

so why should i have to be clean

      F                      C          D             Fii

those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays, also known as showerdays

i hate them

Riff1

Bridge:

Riff2

|-----------------|

|-----------------|

|-----------------|

|-----------------|

|--0-2-3-2-3-2-3--|

|-----------------|

A, G, F, G, A

riff2

CHORUS

riff2

A


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TOGETHER ON THE SAND

Intro:

|---4--4-----3--3----2--2----1--1--------1---|

|---4-----4--3----3--2----2--1----1---1------|

|---4--------3-------2-------1------1--------|

|--------------------------------------------|

|--------------------------------------------|

|--------------------------------------------|

A, C#, C#-C-B, D, A-C

A                   C#    C#-C-B

together on the sand, we walked hand in hand

D            C

 on the beachfront

she smiled at me as she tightly held my hand

i had my fingers up her

country music played on the radio so i turned it off

we walked down to the water

as she grabbed onto my honker a wave swept us away

B, C#, C-B

B    C#     C-B

  whoa-oh

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KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN

ska part:

|--1--3--5---|

|--1--3--5---|

|------------|those are the chords, the rhythm 

|------------|should be easy enough to figure out

|------------|

|------------|

CHORUS: oh yeah oh yeah, kill all the white man

Verse:

the white man call himself civilized

cause he knows how to take over

the white man come to pillage my village

now he tell me i have to bend over

CHORUS

Verse2:

no i do not like the white man up in me

he rape all my people as he rape my country

everything i love and cherish he try to take away

we will be rid of him, soon come the day

CHORUS

(fast part)

C, G, Bb, F

             C

kill all the white man

             G

kill all the white man

             Bb

kill all the white man

             F

kill all the white man

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BOB

         C

he spent 15 years gettin loaded

F



15 years till his liver exploded

now what's Bob gonna do

now that he can't drink?

the doctor said...

C

what you been thinking 'bout?

    F

bob said that's the point, i wasn't thinkin bout

C                                F

nothin, now i gotta do something else

OI OI OI

(same chords, just faster)

to pass the time had someone shave his head

he got a new identity

62 holed air cushioned boots and a girl 

who rides a scooter to take him out

Riff:

|---------------------------|

|--5--5--8--8--5--5--6--6---|

|--5--5--7--7--5--5--5--5---|

|---------------------------|

|---------------------------|

|---------------------------| 

(w/riff)

they would get away

ridin around 

as the trucks go by you could hear the motherfuckers go...

trumpet solo

(same chords as before)

a couple of lines an extra thermos of joe

he'll be kickin in heads at the punk rock show

bob's the kinda guy who knows just what

Eii                                        Fii

bob's the kinda guy who knows just what to do

when the doctor tells him to...

C         Bb

quit your drinking now's the time

F       G

will he ever walk the line?

to all my friends who feel just great

will he ever walk the line

kickin ass and bustin heads, red suspenders

once a day he shaves his head

but will he ever walk the line...

riff

shoo ba doo boo bop shoobedoo boo beep beep

bob

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STRAIGHT EDGE

i'm not really sure about this one

but try messing around with the chords D, C, G

and G, Bb cause those are the Minor Threat way

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LIZA AND LOUISE

Intro:  (gtr.1) A, C-G, C-D, Eii

        (gtr.2) play improv solo around 5th to 10th frets on botton 3 stg.s

Verse:

A                 C  G                                 C  D

liza's had enough of men she said she won't get burned again

                                Eii                         A

she said they don't know how to fuck her last boyfriend the shmuck

shared with her a nice disease kept her passive on her knees

till one day she took his car and rove it to the city

A, A-G#-G

PreChorus:

G                   C                                Eii

liza had put down a few when she met this girl named lou

                        D

who convinced her to go home with her

             A   G#    G

she said "my name's louise"

and would you take your clothes off please?

i wanna take you to the moon and back so get on your back

CHORUS:

                    G                   C

with a flick of the tongue she made her scream

             D                  A

she made her laugh she made her dance

        G                        D       Eii

she was happy for the first time and you know she wanted more

improv solo in same area

Verse2:

now with her legs spread wider she needed to have louise inside her

she said i'll never forget the first time you kissed me 

now i want you to fist me

louise didn't need a second invitation, she knew just what to do

yeah she knew just what to do

PreChorus2:

liza had cum a few times before but she had never even seen the door

into the world of pleasure of the flesh

she felt just like 16, and her life before now was a dream

or even a nightmare that's over and done

just like warm healing rays shining from the sun

CHORUS2:

they make her beam they make her laugh they make her dance

she was happy for the first time and you know she wanted more!

you know she wanted more...

(w\little solo)

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PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO

Intro:  (gtr.1) G5

        (gtr.2) G, D, E, C, G, D, E, C, B-A-G

solo (improvise)

Verse:

G             D

we wrote this song

             E                  C

it's not too short it's not too long

         G                D              E       C   C-C

it's got backup vocals in just the right places

(same chords)

it's got a few oohs and ahhs

and it takes a little pause

G     D                  A          B-C

right before i sing the 2nd chorus

CHORUS:

G                D           E      C  B-A-G

please play this song on the radio

Verse2:

almost every line is sung in time

and almost every verse ends in a rhym

only problem we had was writing enough words....

ooh ahh

but that's ok cause the chorus is coming up again now

CHORUS

solo again

CHORUS (w\o gtr)

CHORUS

stop for a second, then start again

Verse3:

right about this time

some shithead will be drawin a fat fucking line

over the title on the back sleeve, what an asshole

so mr. dj, i hope you already made your segway

or the fcc is gonna take a shit right on your head

CHORUS: can't play this song on the radio

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BUGGLEY EYES

C, B, A, F, G, C-G-C

C       B          A

did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek

    F            G      C-G-C

and wake up with Bo Diddley?

did you ever go to sleep with bo derek

and wake up wit bo diddley?

C                     Eii

you got so loaded you thought that she's

    A                      F        G

the most beautiful gal you ever did see

well did you ever...

C, B, A, F, G, C-G-C

C, Eii, A, F, G

C                        Eii

woke up in the mornin to your surprise

         A                        F       G

a couple melons in tube socks and buggley eyes

did you ever...

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LINOLEUM

Intro:  Eii

E, G#, C#, A, A, B

Eii

   E                               G#  

possesions never meant anything to me, i'm not crazy

C#              A            A         B

well that's not true i got a bed and a guitar

(same chords)

and a dog named bob who pisses on my floor

that's right i got a floor, so what? so what? so what? 

so what?

i've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes

where everything is poured into me

just seems to fall right down my leg

and onto the floor, my closest friend linoleum

linoleum supports my head, gives me something to believe

       E                              B

that's me on the beachside combin the sand

                  C#                            A

metal meter in my hand sportin a pocket full of change

that's me on the street with a violin under my chin

playin with a grin, singing gibberish

that's me on the back of the bus, that's me in the cell

that's me inside your head, that's me inside your head

E, G#, C#, A, A, B

Eii

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LEAVE IT ALONE

Intro:

D, A, D, C, D

Verse:

F               A                                     

breathe ever so soft we 

D                C                    Bb    C

wouldn't want to break the eggs as we walk

never alone, cautious afraid 

i hear the voice of reason on the PA

leave it alone, follow the grain

we couldn't stop the irresistible force

leave it the same, change with the leaves

bringin in the sheaves bringin in the old

               F  F

leave it alone

(gtr. 1\gtr.2)

Aii\A    G#ii\G#        Gii\G    E E E E E E  

na na na na na na na na na

breathe ever so slight

we couldn't take away their god given right

leave it alone, heel and stay

roll over and shake and beg for the bone

leave it alone

na na na....

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DON'T CALL ME WHITE

                       F#          A       E

CHORUS:  don't call me white don't call me white..

Riff:  E E E, E A A E

     F#           A              E       riff

your connotations wearin my nuts thin

         F#           A              E                riff

could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?

F#     A                   F#           E   

i understand that language breeds stereotype

A

but what's the explanation for the malice? for the spite?

CHORUS

i wasn't brought here i was born

circumsized catoregized allegiance sworn

does this mean i have to take such shit

for being fair-skinned no

i ain't part of no conspiracy i'm just your average joe

CHORUS

C#          

represents everything i hate 

    A                                       E

the soap shoved in the mouth to cleanse the mind

a vast majority of sheep 

their buttoned collars starched and bleached

constricting veins the blood flow to the brain slows

they're so fucking ordinary white

CHORUS

riff

Eii            D               A

oh.......we're better off this way

oh.......say what you're gonna say

F#              A           F#              E

so go ahead and label me an asshole cause i can

A

accept responsibility for what i've done but not for who i am

CHORUS

riff

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FLEAS

Intro:  Cadd9, G7, F7

then gtr.2 plays C, G, Bb, F

C              G          F                    Bb

father used to say you'll sleep with dogs next day

wake up in bed scratchin with inevitable fleas

at 10 years old you listen to what you're told

but i never felt the itch, i never would

C, G, Bb, F

mother had forbidden me to waste away my life

she wanted to have all the things i could never buy you

      G              C

don't stop what i've begun

          Bb     C    F

you're my one my only son

Bb            C                 G

follow what i say not what i've done

G                C             Bb   C       F

shower scrub and shave cleanly boys don't misbehave

Bb            C                 G

follow what i say not what i've done...

C, G, Bb, F

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THE BREWS

B, F#, Eii, Eb, F#

B                 F#              

friday night we'll be drinkin menashavitz

Eii         Eb        F#

goin out to terrorize goyem

stompin shagitz, screwin shicksas

as long as we're home by saturday mornin

cause hey!

Eii                          F#          B

we're the brews sportin anti swastika tattoos

oi! oi!

we're the boys, orthodox hasidic o.g. ois

B, F#, Eii, Eb, F#

orthopedic dr. martens good for

waffle making kickin through the shins

reputation gained through intimidation

pacifism no longer tradition

cause hey!

we're the brews sportin anti swastika tattoos

oi! oi!

we're the brews the fairfax ghetto boys skinheaded brews

D     A

we've got the might

Eii       G

psycho meshuganas

can't lose a fight 

and we are the chosen ones

chutspam driven

we battle and we beef

we celebrate we separate

our milk plate from our meat

oi oi!

CHORUS2:

A                             G           D

we're the brews, sportin anti swastika tattoos

we're the boys, orthodox hasidic o.g.ois

hey c'mon ya shmucks, one more time for herschel!

CHORUS2 x2

dai-dai-anou....

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THE QUASS

(this is different from the other way i posted this song

but i think this sounds better!)

E  E

E  E  E  E

keep doin that for a while

the play Riff:

|------------|

|------------|

|------------|repeat that a bunch PMing F in between

|--0-10-12---|

|--0-10-12---|

|--0-10-12---|

B        F#             E           F#

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

the quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

Bass thingy:

|-----------| 

|-----------|repeated a bunch

|-----------|

|--0-10-12--|

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JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS

Intro:  D



later, add these fills:

|------------|-------------------|-----------|

|------------|--7p5-5h7-7p5-5h7--|-----------|

|---7-5h7-7--|-------------------|--7--5--7--|

|------------|-------------------|-----------|

|------------|-------------------|-----------|

|------------|-------------------|-----------|

D           A                 G

don't wanna chill don't wanna sit 

            C              D

don't wanna hear no hippie shit

              A

don't tell me i've closed my mind

(rake top 2 stg.s going down then up)

don't wanna groove don't wanna dig

don't wanna spend the day naked

don't like my music country fried

CHORUS:

D          G

he's got a tie-dyed rancid shirt

D         G

wears his birkenstocks to work

D       C              G

is he a jerk? no! just confused

jeff don't wear regular shoes

D, A, G, C, D, A, G, G, GGGG

fat mike i gotta let y'know

it's not the groove it's their live show

and all the people i get to meet

plenty of good vibes and decent drugs

stinky people give you hugs

walk around in your bare feet

CHORUS

(play same as Verses but slower)

shoes...

OutrO: same as Intro

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PUNK GUY

C            G   D            B

crazier than GG, more PC than Ian

got colored teeth like Johnny

exudes a vicous disposition

his hair sticks out like colins did he jumps

similar to springa yeah

   D D D D B B B B

he points his middle finga

C          G             D

not just a singer in the band

C             G           C#                

voted biggest asshole and role model of the year

C  C  C  C      G  G  G  G

got a face like charles bronson

D                    B

straight outta green bay wisconsin

C          G             D

not just a singer in the band

C                        G

he'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom

      C#                  

he'll smoke while huffing gas

           C                      G

he was the punkest motherfucker i ever did see

aw hell, he's even more punk than me!

           C                 G

he shoulda been on the cover

           D                 B

he shoulda been on the cover

C                    G                      D

been on the cover of punk and disorderly       yeah!

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HOBOPHOBIC

bass intro:

|----------------------------|

|----------------------------|

|-------5-5-5---------3-3-3--|

|--3-3---------5-5-5---------|

Verse:

G  D      A   C               

hobo, i'm hobophobic so what? ah ah ah

scared of bums not just because they stink bad

not just beacause they're crackers 

from drinking too much lysol

CHORUS:

B        C                        G      D   A  C

let them be just don't get fuckin near me

Verse2:

infested with micorscopic bugs and

endocrin systematic doo doo

why don't they get a job?

CHORUS

ah ah ah

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PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTHROPIST

Intro:  A, G, D

Verse(w/ ska strumming, fast muted upstrokes):

A                                     G       D

there's something wrong with mass consumption

A                              G     D

why do we want what we don't need?

A       G             D           C

alcohol burn it clean asphalt methamphetamine

     A       G      A            D              A      F#

will make it seem alright, gonna make it seem alright

D            E           A

livin in the hunger underground

A                                              F#

some people say i got a problem with authority so

             D                 E                A

what if i do man it beats relinquishing control

CHORUS:

A                      B

philthy phil philanthropist

D                                    E

you've taken when you should've give away

 (same chords)

philthy phil you gave to us, we cannot repay

A  D-A

Verse2:

there's somethin grand about bein nothing

there's somethin lame about being grand

alcohol squirtin gun no more holidays in the sun

that's me not being you that's me not being you

either part of the solution or the problem

can there not be a middle ground for just the anybody?

replace superman with joe ordinary

CHORUS

A D-A

CHORUS

A, G, D

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FREEDOM LIKA SHOPPING CART

Intro: A, D, F#, G (those are the basic chords played

                     under a riff that's probably played

                     with the stg.s in the chords)

       A

Verse:

a christian an anarchist slash prostitute

                                A

figures out the true meaning of freedom

F#               G        D

not freedom like america, freedom like a shopping cart

Chorus:

     A        E 

kick back, no tense

B                                       D

you got a bag of grub cost you about 50 cents

(same chords)

no fear, no fuckin feat

malt liquor tastes much better on the street

Verse2:

A         F#                G

crustin', a way of life for heroines

    D 

and heroes who hitchhike the road to

(same chords) 

eden, not eden like the garden state

eden like that state of mind

Chorus2:

kick back, cheap thrills

you'll do anything for a laugh even if it kills ya

the bridge you took it out

the ticket takers suddenly lost count

Bridge:

A             E          C#             D

sleepin under rays, your teeth crumblin away

    A                          B            Eii  

say goodbye to all responsibility you never wanted it man

A   E   G   D

 

Verse3:

wastin' time whenever you get the chance

which happens to be all the time

Chorus3:

kick back, free meals

a couple of times a day you make a couple of shady deals

no work, no fuckin pay

cardboard condominium by the bay

Bridge2:

between the red and black you're never goin back

say goodbye to all responsibility you never wanted it man

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RELEASE THE HOSTAGES

Intro:  A, F, G, E

        Aii, Fii, Gii, Eii

A            F            G         E             A

stop! have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you

         F           G              E           

that you look like a star, heard it said at the 

(same chords)

bar   so i drink  cause it makes me 

happier than being alone



Aii       Fii           Gii      Eii 

  my good friend        johnny walker

Aii        Fii          Gii    Eii

  keeps me warm like a cunt

Fii        Gii         Aii            Gii  Fii

seems like everybody's got somethin i have not

  Gii           C             Gii Fii

a reason not to die, death to mr. right

      Gii          C

cause that's not me



Interlude:  C, D, Aii, Gii



F          G           A               G    F

seems like everybody's got something i have not

  G             C                     G   F

a reason not to die so i say death to mr. right

G           C        G    F

he makes me sad yeah yeah yeah

(repeat and add little solos)

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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KIDS TODAY?



Intro:  A

	A, C, A, C, A, C, G

Verse:

A                 C              A          C

there's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood

A           C         G

they always listen to mom

they disregard civil disobedience

they'd rather do what they're told

           F        C       G

they don't drink or fuck or fight

          F        C                 G

they stay home and read expand their minds

A, C, A, C, A, C, G

Verse2:

there's something wrong with the kids in my cul-de-sac

they're always goin to church

they dress well and they speak articulate

they show each other respect

           F                C              G

they don't cheat they don't smoke or break rules

         F                C               G

they eat right they study hard they like school

there's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood

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LOVE STORY

Intro:  G, D, Eii, G, D, C, G, D, A, C, D

Verse:

G      D           Eii

partly owned tudor house

G      D            C

with a white picket fence

G      D         A      C             D

mother waits for father in a backless dress

hardly used diaphragm

put back into it's case

a one-way trip down memory lane as she awaits

CHORUS:

              E

i don't wanna know

      G

cheat me

Verse2:

children play in the yard

mother stares at a wall

father said he's gonna be back late so don't wait up

about a quarter to 3 

father stares at a wall

stained thicker than water, who's gonna clean it up?

CHORUS

repeat Verse1 and CHORUS really fast!

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AUGUST 8TH

(in case all you don't know, august 8th is the day the fatass juknie

jerry garcia died.  may it soon be a holiday)

Intro:  G, D, E, D, G, D, C, D (pick single stg.s)

Verse:

G     D     E             D

birds sing, there's not a cloud in the sky

G           D        C         D

yeah august 8th is a beautiful day

i see a bunch of hippies cryin

yeah august 8th is a beautiful day

(louder!)

G          D         Eii      D

like wakin up from a real bad dream

G     D       C        D

suddenly everything is OK

the storm has passed the sun is shining

yeah august 8th is a beautiful day

CHORUS:

Eii             C               D                        B

what's goin on? what's goin on? is somethin bumming your scene

there's somethin wrong, there's somethin wrong, i'm not tryin to be mean

Verse2:

the air is sweet the summer flowers bloomin

nowhere in sight is there anything gray

feeling of joy are fillin the street

yeah august 8th is a beautiful day

like waking up from a fucked up dream

suddenly everything' lookin good

there's been no permanenet damage done

yeah august 8th came right when it should

CHORUS

Verse3:

poor jeff, poor little timmy turtle

stayin home on such a beautiful day...

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BRAIN CONSTIPATION

Aii

(PMed) Aii, Eii, Gii, D

Verse:

Aii        Eii               Gii   D      Aii    Eii   Gii  Aii

can't stop obsessing all the alienation

my head is bleedin frickin brain constipation



(um, sorry guys, but that's all me gots fer now! i'll add more

when i get the rest.  this song is pissing me off!  it won't let me

figure the whole damn thing out!)

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I DON'T WANT YOU AROUND

(this probably won't sound as good without trumpets)

ska riff:  D, Fii, Eii, D

Verse(w\ska riff):

j-j-jenny so may times i tried to get away

you follow me all over town

i'll display it there's no way else to say it

i just don't want you i don't want you around

CHORUS:

D                 Fii      

i don't want you around

               Eii

you follow me around you bring me down 

                  D

i don't want you around

D, Fii, Eii, D

Verse2:

when it was time to go i had nothin to say

don't you look at me don't you look at me that way

CHORUS2:

i love you! oh really?

please go away

Solo: (mess around on the 3rd and 2nd stg.s around the 7th to 9th frets)

Verse3:

what gave you the idea? get it outta your head

you follow us around we're not we're not the grateful dead

CHORUS3:

i wanted to be friends

but you wanted more so like i told you before

i don't want you around

can't you see i don't want you around...



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THE BLACK AND WHITE

Bass intro:

|-----------------|

|-----------------|

|-----------------|

|--0-0-0-0-0-2-3--|

E, E, F#-G, G

(gtr.2 comes in) Eii, F#ii, Gii

(improv solo)

Verse:

C     D                 G

mr. mccarthy killed the lights

          F            B  C

he didn't wake his lovely wife

C           D              G

he left the key inside the door

woke on the wrong side of the bed

she can't remember what he said

but she sure knew what he had done

PreChorus:

A      F      

little choices in a

C      G

little town maybe a

C              G             F

little man has right to be afraid

biblic moralization

identity frustration

confused man cannot follow his heart

CHORUS:

      B      C       F

so he may be fucking her  

         G              C

but he's thinking about him

C, D, G, F, B, C, D, G

Verse2:

catherine mckinnon does exist

she likes to call herself a feminist

a crusader who fights the pate

but what she really hates is sex

erotic images oppress

debases women as a whole

PreChorus2:

simple sloutions created

by black and white thinking

too bad the world not work that way

catherine should get busy porkin

that dolt andrea dworkin

i think they need a good hard fuck

CHORUS2:

so she may be off her back

now she needs to get off ours

Bridge:

C, B, A, D

C      B         A     D

little man sits alone 

    C      D                G

his sexuality's been cut in stone

C        D            G         D      C

he don't love her and she don't really care

C           D                G

two victims of the black and white

C, D, G, F, B-C, D, G

the black and white...

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well, this thing certainly is short!  but i have "Scavenger Type" comin

soon as well as the rest of "Brain Constipation"!  so i'll write em in as

soon as they're done! enjoy!
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