Cheat 'n Spam's WebDiner

Hello, I'll be your webpage for the evening/afternoon/morning/moment/whatever. We have some wonderful entrees here, including a few dices of Spam, some cheat codes for an appetizer, an Elvis accusation from a bakery down the line, and some toast made by the resident talking toaster. May I suggest the Flambé?

Now, what'll be your pleasure? Just click on the name of the page you want(It'll be underlined or have a border).
 

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MAIN ENTREES
Gamesta Cheats: Be the master of your favorite games and amaze your friends with these game cheats for all kinds of games.

Spam: Cooked up by our Spam chef, Garrett, this taste of the wild side is only for the daring. It'll make you sing, laugh, go bug-eyed. A local favorite.

Ted's Toast: Butter-side-down, just the way any toaster would prefer. Made by our resident Megalomaniacal computerized toaster named Ted. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you will obey the toaster.

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SIDE ITEMS
From the bakery down the line. It has an insane taste, yet a delicate crunch. Cooked with beta radiation for extra yummieness.

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IN CASE OF 
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Contact the manager
Keith
Contact the chef
Garrett
I can't guarantee that Keith's address is right, but you can try it.



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