What has gone before

Her past was filled with pain. She was sexually abused by her father, then later, by Auriga, the woman who rescued her (and taught her how to wield elemental magic). This abuse caused her mind to fracture and the true part of herself sealed itself off from the outside world.

She once suffered from a phobia of bunnies, which was given to her by a small child called Libitya, when her first true love, Rochelle, first saved Orion's life and healed her shattered mind, this intense fear was turned into hatred.

According to her, the strongest drink in existance is a brick.

She used to own a NVN amulet, that protected her from minor spells, but it was lost one day, and never found.

She was very wary of rings, as a magical transformation ring she made for herself as a gift to Rochelle, backfired on her. The ring became cursed, and that, coupled with the transformation the ring caused, threatened to devour her mind. Desperate, she cut off her own finger and then went into a catatonic state. Rochelle found her like this, and used her powers to mend her hand, and her mind. This is when Orion truly bonded to Rochelle. When Orion learnt of what Rochelle had done, she devoted her life to protecting Rochelle. Orion felt that she was in Rochelle's debt. Her love stemmed partly from this, and from a true attraction.
Before the ring had decided to weld itself to her finger, but after it had started eating away at her mind. Orion fell into a deep depression and carved up her left arm in a suicide attempt. She was stopped by 'the voices' and a man called Thisel, who stopped Orion, but earned her hatred for his troubles. Little did both of them know that Auriga was using Orion to try to kill Thisel. This event was merely a catalyst. She bore a mess of scars over her arm from that day forward.

When Rochelle had to go away to on a voyage of self-discovery, she left Orion two gifts: A necklace pendant with a minor enchantment, to remind her of Rochelle, and to keep her safe; and a small fox-kit named Jolt, to keep her company.

During Rochelle's absence, she met Rosetta, and someone known only as 'Greyman'.

During the following fights with Greyman, Rosetta and a warrior known as #4, Orion was helped out by her friends. Jolt turned into a frozen statue, however a man named Jerl used a part of his essence to bring the kit back to life.
Rochelle came back and Rosetta was defeated, and Greyman and #4 escaped to parts unknown.

Afterwards, Rochelle and Orion pledged their ulove for each other, and were wed in a small ceremony.

When Auriga had heard that Thisel was still alive, she tracked down both him and Orion to the Keep. Orion was still recovering from her battles with Rosetta and was unaware that her 'mentor' had found her. Rochelle and Thisel both fought Auriga, and she was badly beaten, finally dying by Rochelle's hand.

During this time, an accident at Rochelle's 'inherited' lab caused a male child to be produced by the same machine that created Rochelle. Orion and Rochelle adopted him as their son, calling him Rigel Starfury.

She withdrew into herself more and more after each attack on her, trusting fewer and fewer people. When she died at the hands of Greyman, Rochelle used her powers to resurrect her, but it left both Orion and Rochelle drained. She was unhappy with this state of affairs and was feeling very vunerable. She loved her new family very much, and eventually sacrificed herself for them, giving all her essence to feed Rochelle.

Rochelle went away, on a quest for vengance against the man who created her. She took with her a small fox kit, two linked wedding rings, and a necklace pendant..

Rigel was unable to accept Orion's death and the loss of his other mother, and he smuggled Orion's body to Matron Lirreka Ebonclaw, who he thought could help. Lirreka couldn't do it because there was none of Orion's essence left.
A creature from the realm of Chaos gave a amulet to Rigel, telling the boy that there was a fragment of Orion trapped in it. Enscribed on the amulet were the letters 'NVN'..
Rigel took this amulet to Lirreka, and Lirreka resurrected Orion. Unfortunately for Rigel, this new Orion had no memory of him or of Rochelle. Indeed, Orion had no memory of the past six months.
Feeling cheated, Rigel went off to find Rochelle.

Orion now lives a quiet existance with a nice mouse-like woman called Puce.

Items of interest (current)

Outfit - For looking good in. Most of the time this is a long dark-blue dress, but she has been known to wear cut-off jeans and a t-shirt.
Leather pouch - Slung over her shoulder, used for holding her personal effects.
(in the leather pouch)
Wolf-Femur-On-A-Stick - For waving, hitting or eating.
Lesbian Union Card - 'nuff said.
A small dagger and a long thin knife - Weapons of choice.

Items of interest (previous)

Necklace - A clear crystal pendant that glows with an inner light, attached to a plain silver chain. Given to her by Rochelle.
Necklace - A moonstone set into a Celtic style sterling silver necklace. Given to her by Rochelle.
Earrings - A pair of silver earrings, with blue sapphires in them. Given to her by Rochelle, with the necklace.
Gold Ring - A finely crafted wedding band, the scrollwork making the ring look like a golden dragon carrying it's tail in it's mouth. A fire-red ruby is set as the dragon's eye and obsidian crystals give shape to the dragon's talons. Given to her by Rochelle, and the fact that she wore it was a sure sign of her devotion to Rochelle.
Backpack of holding - More bottomless that a purse, more fashionable that a brown paper sack.
(in the backpack)
Ruined Busted Sword - For waving around ineptly.
Holey Armour - For when good armour just won't do.
Soundproof booth of Ig - For dropping on raving lunatics. or lamers.
harshmallows - Baked (not fried) with gamma radiation, glows in the dark. A tasty treat the NVN way!
Ghost trap containing wind-up phantom coffee - For haunting other people's drinks.
Various stickers with snappy sayings on them - For slapping on other people's foreheads.
Bottles of a liquid that could best be described with the word "stuff" - The effects on drinking, smearing, burning or storing away for 3 months vary on use to use. Each bottle is labeled with the word 'Stuff™'
Two bricks - The strongest drinks in existence. (also useful for castrating men who get too close)
A "Do not feed after midnight" brand grem cudgel - For beating grems to a bloody pulp.
Some "Out damned spot" brand stain remover - For easy removal of bloody pulp from one's Outfit.
A "NVN" brand ugly stick - For fun.
A "NVN" brand uglyer stick - For even more fun.
Supply of brown paper bags - To put over the faces of the victims of the uglyer stick, so that people can look at them with out losing their lunch. Also useful to store lost lunch.
Table sander - For abrasive personalitys.
Hacksaw - For any sudden and unnecessary surgery.

Dramatis Persona

OrionDouglas. - Read the rest of this page!

Puce - OrionDouglas' current lover. Naughty, and good with it.

Rochelle. - Once was OrionDouglas' lover and wife. Rochelle meant more to Orion than anything else in the world, and Orion sacrificed herself to protect her. Rochelle is missing, presumed angry.

Jerl. - Is Jerl alive? Is he an elf? No matter.. Jerl was the only man Orion trusted with her body and her life. Now she doesn't know who Jerl is.

Liress. - Lanen and Lirreka's daughter. Has been hanging around terrans too long. Has become a good friend to Orion. They watch out for each other.

Rosetta. - Rochelle's exact opposite. Was more than willing to destory Orion and Rochelle, and she had the power to do so, as she was MUCH stronger than Rochelle. Orion was very lucky to survive four seperate encounters with Rosetta. Her habit of recruiting badly trained minions was her downfall however. Is Rosetta finally dead?

Jolt. - (NPC) A small fox-kit given to Orion by Rochelle just before Rochelle went away. Now part ice-elemental after Rosetta cruely froze it (which gave Orion some much needed willpower to fight back) and Jerl kindly sacrificed part of his own essence to revive it.

Thisel. - OrionDouglas felt deep unease around Thisel, bordering on open hatred, she just didn't know why.

Auriga. - She is the one who taught Orion her magical powers. Auriga saved Orion from her father, killing him in the process. She was the reason that Orion wants to kill Thisel.
Thisel once liberated Orion from Auriga, but Auriga somehow regained Orion. Auriga used a tome of control she gained in her travels to force a subconsious impulse into Orion to track down and kill Thisel. She then turned Orion loose. Somewhere in Orion's travels this control was weakened, and it only resurfaced (but diminshed) when Orion's mind was restored by Rochelle.
Somehow Auriga learned of Thisel's continued existance, and she had forgotton about Orion. She knew the existance of her pupil (for her line of mages must take on a pupil, or calamity and madness will befall them) but forgot nearly everything else about Orion.
She tracked her former pupil down, for it wasn't hard to find the warping that her kind's control has on the enviroment. She found Thisel there as well, and proceded to taunt him. Thisel called upon Rochelle, and when Auriga found out who Rochelle was, fought her. Rochelle's love for Orion kept her going, and she won, breaking Auriga's neck.
Orion knows none of this, however. She was asleep when Auriga arrived. When Auriga tried to kill her by filling her room with sand, Rochelle teleported Orion and Jolt away to safety.
Auriga's control over Orion wasn't broken by her death.

GreyMan. - The brother of Orion's dead father. He is avenging his brother's death. No longer completely human, no longer completely sane. He thinks Orion is dead after her first encounter with Rosetta. He is searching for Auriga, but doesn't know of her death. (entry needs to be updated)

Rusty. - Male Kitsune with wandering hands. He's a player.

Pratz. - Guy with a weapon arm and a runaway mouth. Rosetta abducted Pratz for reasons of her own. He was found during the final battle in Rosetta's castle. Back from the brink of death, is he the man he once was? Orion trusts Pratz, and had new respect for him after he performed Rochelle and Orion's marriage ceremony

Tia. - A ruler in a far off land. Can be kind at times. Orion looks to Tia for protection or support every now and then, but is scared of her.

Lirreka. - The head of the Ebonclaw family. She makes Orion very nervous as she seems to be playing her own game with the denziens of the keep. Lirreka is the one responsible for resurrecting Orion

Shezerai. - Very large panther. Has a habit of eating people. OrionDouglas used to refer to her as 'Hello kitty'

Mathiew. - OrionDouglas dislikes Mathiew. This is prolly due to the fact that OrionDouglas used to view Mathiew as a giant bunny as much as it does the fact that Mathiew won't leave Orion alone.

Lothar. - Ego on two legs.

LotharVoodooDoll. The original Lothar Voodoo Doll. Slighly worse for wear.

KerBear. - A cute purple teddy bear that escaped from Weapon X.

AnNPC. - Tall Male Human with wandering hands. A cross between George Cloony and Nathen Lane

'Raine. - Some player.

Libitya. - Libitya is (in no particular order) a small child, cute, evil and utterly stark raving loony.

CmdrClem. - Jedi Nurse.

Dearheart. - Fellow crazy downunderian. Likes wax. The publisher of Snugglenymph Magazine.

Lena. - Snugglenymph.

Sylia. - Lap-foxie.

Jade. - Undead sex-pot.

Dread_Lime. When fruit goes bad.

Lanen. - Freaky drow. Was once a good friend of Orion, but now sadly deceased/reborn/who-knows-what.

SomeLoser. - Just some loser.

SanityClause. - Fanatic fighter against what is wrong with the world: Sense. A creature of chaos.

Cheesecakethulhu. - Elder dessert. To hear her speak is to be driven insane. SanityClause seems to be her pet.

Moaty. - The Keep's moat monster. Likes to eat.

Hanako. - The ghost who lives in the Gender Bending Bathroom. Sick and tired of people using her home to get their cheap trans-gender thrills. Loud, annoying, but ultimally she is nothing more that a puff of air. Since she is a ghost, she can only berate, not beat up.

SexyFemmeSanta. - Your Christmas dream come true. She's naughty... and nice!

Raxzekal. - Resident lurve pixie. Gotta problem with your love life? This four-inch high self-proclaimed cupid can help! Annoying little git.

Enemy of the State of Mind, and other things.

(in other words, a rant)
(note: It's semi-ooc, demi-ic, you figga it out, I'm going home)
(note the second:This was written LONG ago, and has been sorta updated since then)

IT'S WAP, NOT WHAP. IT IS THE SOUND OF SOMETHING HARD COMEING INTO CONTACT WITH SOMETHING SOFT. GOT THAT?!! Soft is a condition of the people's heads I wap. Then they go and 'correct' me with some smart-arse lame BS like "[name withheld] doesn't get auto-whapped, and then stares blankly at him, and then /ignores the munch."

I AM FEMALE, NOT MALE! FEMALE. (hear me roar). If you don't know for dead-certain what friggin gender I am, then please just use my name and not a gender-specific term. So friggin what if Orion isn't particularly a feminime name, I just happened to be stuck with it because my player likes it because of the constellation of Orion the Hunter because his last name is Hunter. Got That?

I AM ALSO NOT A FREAKING MUCHKIN! ARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! I'm only auto-hit if they auto-hit first, and if everyone can't be fucked to dogde then serves 'em bloody well right. I try to dodge (when I feel like it), but if they come back with some shit like, "Luz3rM4n notes that the energy-ball-o-death hits OrionDouglas anyway, phrying him to a krisp, rendering him incapable of replying, retorting or otherwise living.", then I get a little pissed off.

"Anyone wanna chat?". The universal answer to that is two letters, starts with 'N' and rhymes with blow-job. (if you lose the job at the end.) If I friggin wanted to chat. I would of went to a friggin CHAT room. I don't wanna chat. I wanna go insane, vent some steam, and have some fun. (and I know several keepsters who could help me with that first (e.g Libitya) But I will not let them, I'm perfectlly capable of becomeing a complete raving lunatic without their help *g*)

Don't correct my spelling mistaikes. Some of them are intentional. (Like the h in 'anywhay') Some of them are accedental, due to fast typing needs. (Like most of the ones in this rant, since I'm typing what goes on in my brain as fast as my fiungwers can tupy the keybord thingy, i havf lost my train of thought, hang on herwes the ticket stub. Yeah ) Some of them are due to the way my player thinks words out phonetically. And some of them are actually genuine errors because my player hasn't the foggiest how to spell the word correctly, or at all. If my player spot's a mistake he thinks needs correcting, he'll do it.

YES MY PLAYER IS MALE, YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY.

If you are offended by bad language such as fuck, then you can go fornicate off you bleeding male-sexual-organhead.

The views expressed, screamed, /whispered, leaked, and otherwise transcribed are probably not those of realty, your computer, left foot, or stuff in general. (or even stuff in major). But they are the views of me. (or at least my brain, my left foot actually thinks it IS spelled whap, that why I beat it very-muchlly with the shovel AND the ugly stick, both at the same time. Both my hands are firm believers that it is wap, and my right foot has learnt by visual example the results of not toeing the line. So to speak.)

Gee, this section of the document was just going to be three paragraphs on what really gets up my nose. (Whap, He, and Munch) But it became so much more. I'm proud of myself! (Except my left foot, who is a stinking whore)

Oh, and by the way. If you see me going off and deeply offending you in the keep, just remember i'm almost always IC (except when talking about RL). OrionDouglas is Chaotic. (crazy, loony, female, call it what you will, I know I will) If you start something because of your shock/scandal/ or just plain meanness, OrionDouglas will be perfectly be happy to annoy you for the rest of your life. She's sweet like that. Never giving up, following her goals, and subscribing to the NVN ethic. Only take her seriously when she's taking herself seriously, which is not very often. And in those those situations. It's best to RUN AWAY!!!

NVN. If you hafta ask, I'll would beat you with my NVN amulet but I lost it, so I'll beat you with my WFOAS! So there! (neyh!)

End of rant, much to the relief of the keyboard. <strange electronic sighing noise>

Co-Authored by OrionDouglas and her Player.

Fin.

The End.

You can go home now.

Fuck off will ya, I wanna get some sleep.

Look, you've overstayed your welcome. *brandishes ugly stick*

assorted wisdom, and other mind excrement.

Newbies are okay, after you beat them repeatedly with the ugly stick, then they stop using capitals, and start role-playing.

Insomina is great for being creative as all rational functions in your brain just shut down.

Acts of Shit are better than acts of God.

Plots are nifty!

He who fights and RUN AWAY!s live to RUN AWAY! another day.

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