Welcome to 'Kids Say the Dumbest Things'. The place to find all the wacky happenings that go on in the Keep.
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In which we discover the truth behind tea, sing songs to skin lightskins by, feed the wildlife, and talk about piercing.
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In which we explore death and other timewasters, sell useless items to each other, find the virgin, and swap clothing.
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In which we play with dolls, hit each other with bits of trees, spank the monkey, and push assorted buttons.
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In which we call each other names, make funny noises, get some head, and burn Barbie.
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In which we grind some rails, discuss the nature of men, play with eighteen inches of fun, and have a final fantasy.
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In which we taste some liver, pick some noses, send some gifts, and pass some clap.
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In which we get groped, get teddygasmed, get unveiled, and get lesbian.
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In which we watch a certain artifact get made, throw bits of bunny, smile at each other, and fight boredom.
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In which we part with some lips, call for the nurse, count the rings, and see some pussy.
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In which we drip with goo, learn to spell, get concussed, and cook some kitsune.
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In which we get attacked by cats, have pillow fights, hold chair races, and check the contents between our legs.
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In which we place some bait, go swimming, clone egos, and blow chunks.
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In which we consider various drinks, sprinkle catnip about, go bug-catching, and feed the raccoon... to the panther.
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In which we flip the burd, taste some leather, dream about laneysauce, and play in backpacks.
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In which we play with pot, mix some drinks, freeze some balls, and fall over furniture.
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In which we slip some tongues, yiff the room, anger the wildlife, and torture the locals.
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In which we sing about Rita Haywood, swap gonads for airfare, drink some magic kool-aid, and conspire against our players.
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In which we remember the dead, discuss our fingers, get involved with a chronological warp, and attack the ceiling.
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In which we create some crystal, invade some laps, horde some thighs, and yoink some l.
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In which we flambé ourselves, brood on the past, sell our players, and mince it up.
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In which we practice the kiss of life, put the lime in the coconut, chitter constantly, and flambé ourselves for the delight of others.
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In which we give, give, give, and get!
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In which we misplace our pants, try to wub woo, fiddle with electrical appliances, and discover our inner fruit.
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In which we go into detox, play with Jerl's balls, go nekkid jello dancing, and listen to the Beatles.
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In which we doth rolleth around, watch the mating rituals of consonants, learn something about Slinky we did
not need to know, and listen to Lothar apologise?
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In which we munch on chocolate, learn a new language, discuss our motives, and play with the Liress-in-a-cube.
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In which we visit the redlight district, blame the dog, get invited to a party, and fail to tolerate the Stupid.
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In which we have our Cheesecake and eat her too, watch the door, frob a device, and ogle the pictures in PlayGhost.
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In which we trade word for word, try to become a slave, say the wrong thing, and go afk for a sex.
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In which we take our medication, poke the cushion, converse with the local wildlife, and find some genitalia.
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In which we count our blessings, get ourselves adopted, think wistful thoughts, and improve our love lives.
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In which we bring out our dead, converse with someone of the hill people, do some genetics, and play with Wang.
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In which we chow down on some tasty foot, sit at Table Ebonclaw, survive a terrorist attack, and check the
To Skin list.
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In which we bite off more we can chew, taunt the local law enforcement, peddle our wares, and do strange things with liquids.
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In which we try to join house Ebonclaw, go wet and wild, visit the kitchen, and check our BO.
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In which we put up with all sorts of abuse.
Special Edition #2 : Orion Beset -
Our heroine fights for her life and the life of the one she loves.
Special Edition #4 : Rosetta's Finale -
Rochelle and Orion are together again, but first they must deal with Rosetta.
Step 1. Right-click the message section of the Keep. (you know, the big one you read a lot)
Step 2. Choose the option that lets you view the source. (I need it in html, otherwise it takes forever to make it look like it should.)
Step 3. Save the source, but
please don't save it in Word, use NotePad/WordPad. (as they don't
fsck up the HTML code) and send it
as an attachment to me at
oriondouglas@hotmail.com
Step 4. Include in your message which bit you really want, and suggest some headings! Telling me the date it happened on is also good, as this lets me put it in the right order in KStDT.
Step 5. Wait an unknown period of time for delivery. (seriously, if you want it soon, tell me and I'll.. er.. see what I can do.)
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