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Welcome, gentle traveller, to the first of what is hopefully many pages gleaned from the wealth of wit and wisdom that is known as The Keep. If you have never heard of The Keep before, you'll not find an explanation here. So there. However, you will find funny stuff. And now, on with the funny stuff.

The following happened on the 22nd of August, 2001

OrionDouglas entered the room. She's more unstable than a vampire with hemophobia.

NPC enters this room

OrionDouglas doesn't kill the NPC.

Liress throws at least three poison tipped darts at NPC out of sheer boredom.

OrionDouglas "blecks" at the lack of fun people here.

OrionDouglas still doesn't kill the NPC

Liress thinks it's cuz people that 'bleck' have scared all the funness away.

Jerl is fun! just, not in a fun way...

OrionDouglas "bleck"s, "bleh"s, and to top it all off, hit's the NPC with a rather large wooden mallet.

OrionDouglas tries to come to grips, with the proper usage; of punctuation!

OrionDouglas tries to come to grips with sanity, misses, and settles for what's behind door #2.

TormentedAngel can't seam to sit still, his question's still unanswered. He posts a message on the forum and sits down on the floor infront of the fire. Perhaps a cup of tea will do him good.

OrionDouglas has never had a cup of tea do her good. All it did was just sit there. Stareing. Stareing. With it's beady little eyes.

TormentedAngel notes that's not what he ment... and fixes himself a cup of hot tea.

OrionDouglas didn't care what TA ment. She was just stating that cups of tea, on the hole, are indifferent to doing good.

TormentedAngel therefore notes you can keep your opinions to yourself from now on then, and drinks hi stea.

OrionDouglas keeps her opinions to herself (but they always keep escaping) and lets TA drink hi stea.

TormentedAngel does just that.

Joseph got tea. Good stuff. :)

[OrionDouglas] Tea don't do nothin for nobody.

Liress is laying on her stomach, singing very softly to herself a song about 101 ways to skin a lightskin.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] Do I want to know what a lightskin is?

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] Is it anything like a foreskin and if so. Ewwwwwwwww.

Jerl kinda shivers at Liress' song, having heard it once before...

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] You sick pervert. No.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] I thank you for your clarification and your compliment.

Liress is pounced on right at the 63rd way! She squeals helplessly as she is trapped.

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] No problem, sicko. *nods emphatically while she screams like a stuck pig*

Liress notes her mother sang it to her at bedtime, Jerl. =)

OrionDouglas wonders why she suddenly hears the music from "Deliverance"

Jerl made his first kill after hearing that song, liress. though at the time, he was an 11 year old lightskin

Jerl of course is now considered a 'noskin' as his skin isn't quite real...him being dead and all

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] Just what exactly is a lightskin?

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] Anything that really isn't a drow, as far as the elven race is concerned.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] OOCly (cause the player is clueless) And a drow would be???

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] Known as the Fallen Ones, basically a race of elves that went all evil and backstabbed the others, so the rest of the elves frown upon them. They're known to live underground as sunlight affects them adversely... etc..

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] So Drow are 'dark elves'. Lightskins are not 'dark elves'. Sakkran still confuse me and why just can't we all get along (little doggy).

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] *nods* You got it! *grins* And uh... we try, but some people are blind and such... *insert random lecture here*

OrionDouglas would just like to mention, at this point in time, that she is female, human, and race wars just go right over her head.

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] Because you're in the woods now, being chased with banjos and slack jawed yokles...

[OrionDouglas whispers to Liress] You seem to have left out the pitchforks and flaming torches. <contented sigh> It's all coming back to me now.

[Liress whispers to OrionDouglas] No I didn't.... don't you see them? *points over your shoulder*

[OrionDouglas] Banjos and Pitchforks and Bunnys. Oh My!

OrionDouglas gets a drink as she mutters something incoherent about the evil bunny plot to enslave us all with hidden messages hidden in 'Neighbours' reruns.

Liress hid them in Orion's sock drawer.

OrionDouglas sings the Neighbours theme song. Because her player is sad enough to know it.

OrionDouglas looks for the hidden messages hidden in her sock drawer. All she can come up with is "Wash Me"

Liress kindly notes the sock rebellion out to Orion, too. There're a lot of lonely socks in her drawer, having been mismatched and whatnot.

[OrionDouglas] Socks and Bunnys and Neighbours. Oh My!

TormentedAngel finishes his cup of tea and stands. He will have his answers...

[OrionDouglas] Try "AskJeeves" TA.

OrionDouglas opens an Email attachment without staff approval. She's evil. EVIL. EVIL I tell you...

Liress guesses Orion didn't get the attachment that gave permission to open other attachments...

OrionDouglas ' computer got infected with the "Bad Times" virus. Now she can't find her car...

[OrionDouglas] I got that attachment. But I disd't have permission to open it.

OrionDouglas finds a dead kitten in her back pocket. This freaks her out. Because she doesn't have a back pocket.

OrionDouglas has the magnetic strip on her bank card demagnitized. She's really begining to hate the "Bad Times" virus...

Liress sends Orion a packet of dehydrated water.

OrionDouglas opens the packet of dehydrated water, and adds milk.

Liress thinks Orion needs to learn to read instructions.

Cheesecakethulhu 's HostBody's bestfriend and siblingthing are having an argument about...Semen?

Nyarlathjoetep 's HostBody blinks at the Gazzoid and Siblingwanker. Semen?

Cheesecakethulhu 's HostBody nods to Nyarlathjoetep's HostBody. Semen.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Cheesecakethulhu] "In the Navy..." (sorry)

Nyarlathjoetep rubs the back of his head. Or his HostBody does, rather. Sheesh.

Hope toddles clumsily over to a couch, finally taking her thumb out of her mouth she scrambles up onto it, scooching back into the corner of it

Hope pops her thumb back into her mouth, retriving Roar from her pocket with her other hand

OrionDouglas goes "Awwwww" at the cute child. See! She is nice!

OrionDouglas remembers when she was a small child. She used to have endless fun banging her head against a brick wall. She sighs at the fond recollections.

[OrionDouglas] My brick wall was the best friend i ever had it never shouted at me and uit made all the pain go waway and i was never ever ever ever lonley with my brick wall with it holes for the chains and the dull thud sound it so often made.

Hope blinks wide eyes at Orion's monologe

[OrionDouglas] one day i found a crayon and i made a picture on the brick wall with the chains and the shackles and the picture was of a green feild with me and my brick wall playing in the sun and in that picture it was all right and the voices didn;t tell me what to do and the brick wall said i understand and i didn;t have to.. i didn;t have to . it hurt.

[OrionDouglas] and the the tall woman with the eyes like stars and the dress like night said to me let me teach you the way but the voices didn;t like the way but the voices have to live with the way know and now Ican do things that the tall woman used to do

OrionDouglas raises her head and a fire just hovers in frount of her face.

[OrionDouglas] this is a new voice know it calles itself the lure of the flame the pyre the burning but this burning wont hurt me its part of me and with the drowning wet stuff and the cold brown stuff and the stuff like the fire but all bluewhite and bright and very quick the keep me and the voices company now and the tall lady went away and the wall went away and left me alone.

OrionDouglas stares into the fire, just hovering, just beyond her face.

OrionDouglas suddenly puts her face into the fire.

OrionDouglas sets her whole body ablaze.

OrionDouglas looks down at her body, as the flames fail to do as they should.

OrionDouglas barks a harsh sound of derision. "Healing? Hah! Just one I would like to lay hands and invoke the way and not hurt."

OrionDouglas extinguishes the flames around her and her face twists in a way that makes those near her shy away.

OrionDouglas sighs, just having just tried to immolate herself for the umpteenth time.

Kuelmargh frowns, this lag is really pissing him off

Ronnie would rather be pissed on or pissed off?

Liress thinks Ronnie is kinky.

Ronnie kinky? Can be. I'l admit to that.

Kuelmargh smirks at Ronnie... he won't even make a response for that

Ronnie smiles. "Just now how kinky." *grins*

Nyarlathjoetep wishes he had noodles...

Kuelmargh rolls his eyes "Do you really want an answer?"

[Ronnie] "Yes."

[Kuelmargh] How about how you always want to take dictation at every staff meeting?

Ronnie smiles....laughing then TJ says something......

Ronnie waits for another.

Kuelmargh thinks "Or how you always want to have your desk clean for some strange reason?"

[Ronnie] "I like neatness, and organization, and I pride myself on my availabilty to cooperate well with others."

Kuelmargh raises an eyebrow "Statement withdrawn..."

[Ronnie] "I hate those....."

Kuelmargh smirks slightly, yawning silently as he tries to hide it

[Ronnie] "I don't mind withdrawl accounts as long as it isn't being withdrawn the max amount, and not verry long. Then it tends to loose interest and the entry fee is outrageous."

Kuelmargh 's eyes bulge at her comment "Hmm... never thought of it that way.."

Ronnie smiles. "I have been looking over one account that has me intrigued. The holder has been with us for quite some time, and it doesn't look like he will be going anywhere accept to my desk. He has an appointment to speak with me tomorrow evening then again the following night for dinner. He just never told me his name, just a nick name..."

Kuelmargh smirks slightly "Oh, I know him.."

[Ronnie] "Really....I hope he is a good asset." *laughs*

[Kuelmargh] Nice fellow him... lucky man..

[Ronnie] "Why? Because you haven't given him the swift kick in the ass?"

[OrionDouglas] Kuelmargh> A good swift kick in the backside is better than a good swift kick in the frontside.

Kuelmargh winces at Orion's comment "That's just not cool, you never kick a man in the Jimmy..."

[OrionDouglas] I didn't say it was cool. I just said getting kicked in the arse is better than some things.

[Yossarin] o/` Zeldaaaa....the music of my groooooin! The song of my grooooin! I can play it all day looooong. It looks like my groooooin....and it sounds like my grooooin...and it seeeeeems...like - my - grooooin, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah...Zeldaaaaa...is such a happy game! But it really looks...a lot like my groin, you knoooow! My groooo-oi-oooin! Yes, my groooi-oi-ooooin! Yes, my groooi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-OIN! o/`

Yossarin was in a mood to sing. : )

Jerl chuckles at Yoss

Hope looks at Yoyo in confusion then at Joey "Misters Joeys..was a grooooooooin?"

Yossarin even broke out the acoustic guitar for that one.

JosephSakkran thinks for a moment..."Um...You can ask Kerry later, sweety." He produces a brush, working on Hope's hair.

[OrionDouglas] Grooooooooin: Noun: A groin for someone who's just had it kicked in.

Yossarin laughs, adjusting his hair in the foldout, starlit combination mirror makeup table. "Hah. Pity is for the weak, Jerl. That's one thing you learn in show business very quickly. You've got to learn that you can't go to the fans....you've got to make the fans demand you. So there's no pointing in giving anyone pity, because all they'll do is stand between you and stardom," he gives his advice, attaching some Carson Daly black nails.

OrionDouglas erects a sign in front of Yo. "Yossarin. Queen of the Desert"

Yossarin giggles at Orion. ; P

Liress sees Orion erect something, and will probably stay far away from her, incase it's catchy.

OrionDouglas apparently erected quite a few things. Only never to do anything about solving the problem. *EG*

Ronnie chuckles as Liress and Orion seem to catch on to what Kuel and her were talking about.

OrionDouglas once erected something without council approval.

Jerl disappears in a swirl of violet roses....each rose finding it's way to a female in the hall

Hope holds the rose away from Roar, stuffed dragons will eat anything you know

Yossarin gets a violet rose on his table, and figures Jerl must be confused, just like everyone else. "Oh well," he smiles charmingly, propping the flower in his hair. "It does look nice."

SAR is a female..she guesses..and gets a rose.. hoo..cool..

Ronnie adds another to her boquet.

OrionDouglas get a rose! After she just went on about how she often gives a rise...

OrionDouglas OOCly notes that her player, bored at 3 in the morning, tried to construct a rap song around "In the beginning was the word. And the word was 'sex'"

[Yossarin] In the beginning, the word was 'sex', and it somethin' you'll see in that bitch God's text. 'Cause we all know what makes da world go 'round - goin' at it doggie style on the ground! Whoo!

Shezerai enters this room

Shezerai slinks in, polishing off an annoying grem

Shezerai tail waves to Ronnie and Swie, flopping down in the middle of the floor infront of the door

Shezerai yawns, licking her muzzle, waiting for an unsuspecting soul to walk in

OrionDouglas grabs a male NPC and kicks him in the groin. She knows this isn't nice. She has been told that this isn't nice. But damn it feels so good to see them double over in pain.

Ctrl-Alt-Del sighs at Orion, "I told ya not ta use yer knife Kevin.."

[OrionDouglas] Shezerai> Why wait? We got unsuspecting souls right here! <indicates the injured NPC>

Shezerai doesnt eat NPC's they taste like chicken, she hates chicken

AnUnsuspectingSoul enters this room

Shezerai 's player LOL

AnUnsuspectingSoul walks in, as requested.

AnUnsuspectingSoul looks around.

Shezerai gets tripped over by AnUnsuspectingSoul

AnUnsuspectingSoul stumbles himself, and smacks his head on the side of a table, KO'ed.

Shezerai gets a free lunch

Shezerai flops down on AUS unresponsive body, latching onto a hand, shreading it free from his arm

Shezerai gobbles up the y hand, pausing to spit out the ring that was on one of the fingers..the bone still through it as well as alittle flesh

Shezerai s her computer B1oody

[OrionDouglas whispers to Shezerai] What manner of foul demon are you.. er.. hang on.. /WHOIS Shezerai

LukeBlackbane watches Shezerai tear the body limb-from-limb and just watches, picturing random enemies of his in its place.

OrionDouglas grabs at the bouncing ring. It might be a magical ring!

Shezerai starts knawning on the lifeless arm, snapping bone and tearing tendons, widdening the ever growing pool of b|ood

LukeBlackbane sighs contently as he pictures his grandfather on his mother's side in AUS's place.

SAR licks her lips and plays with her tounge ring..

OrionDouglas slides her finger into the ring!

[OrionDouglas] Er. Not SAR's tounge ring. Eww. Slimy.

Shezerai suggest Orion remove whats left of the old finger first =P

OrionDouglas discards the digit and gives Shezerai the finger.

She~Wolf turns at sticks her double studded tongue at Orion.

Shezerai tears the shoulder from its socket with a sickening pop, not paying attention as whats left of the finger splatters up b|ood as it lands in the pool

OrionDouglas looks the proffered tounge and... AND... blushes!??!

Shezerai starts in on AUS's torso, crunching through ribs and organs alike, the sticky red pool getting blackish in color as she lazily gobbles up lengths of intestines

OrionDouglas isn't oocly hungry enymore...

LukeBlackbane feels like getting some steak and eggs! Brb! >=D

Shezerai gets partly to her feet, her steps making sticky wet sounds as she steps partly onto the muta|ated body, lowering her head with a growl she sinks her incisers into AUS's hip, shaking her head vicious|y, sending splatters of b|ood to decorate any near by surface, trying to disloge the limb from its socket

[OrionDouglas] Congeled Blood. Yummy. Anyone got a straw?

LukeBlackbane just continues to picture his grandfather Kristian in AUS's place as Shezerai tears it limb from limb.

GoliathDracorion tosses Orion a straw

Shezerai tried Kristian once...he tasted like chicken too =P

LukeBlackbane 'll take her word for it. =)

OrionDouglas erects a sign in front of LB. "He's got issues"

GoliathDracorion laughs at Orion "dont we all"

LukeBlackbane notes to Orion that he hates his grandfather. Simple as that.

LukeBlackbane then blinks at the fact that Orion 'erected' something in front of him...... /cringe

Shezerai happily naws on the dismem.bered leg, pieces of bone fragments dropping from her jaws

OrionDouglas notes that is amazing that she can erect anything at all with all the dismemberment going on.

Shezerai slurps in a vein much like a noodle, the tail end slapping against her muzzle as she finishes it

Shezerai inches further onto the cor.pse..lowering her head to vio|ently mangle the rest of AUS's hapless body

Shezerai flops down in the sticky pool, patches of her fur matted with the inky substance. Turning one paw over before her she nips at it to remove pesky pieces of flesh

Temperance falls into the room.....

Shezerai fixes Temperance's post: Temperance falls into the room, over the b|oody corp.se

Temperance didn't fall over the corpse, she falls straight int othe pile of cushions she had stategically placed about an hour ago......

OrionDouglas erects <gee this is getting old> a sign by Shezerai. "Beware of the thing"

Shezerai flops back down near the remains, watching the room as she licks the drying reminents of her snack from her coat

Joseph sticks his unpierced tongue out at both SAR and SheWolf, while jamming to Short Skirt/Long Jacket, by Cake. :)

Shezerai makes a note to tell Charlimeine to pierce Joeys tongue

She~Wolf chuckles at her bro Joe.

[OrionDouglas] OOC. "I wanna girl inna short skirt. And a loooooooooooooog jacket!"

Joseph notes that Dearheart has a mind like a diamond, and eyes that burn like...Cigarettes. :)

OrionDouglas pulls a spear out of her backpack and erects a sign. "OrionDouglas' Instant Tounge Piercing Clinic!"

She~Wolf wonders in Orion does any genital piercings? :)

Joseph ain't gettin' nothin' speared. That'd hurt like a bitch, as well as look odd on him. :)

OrionDouglas gestures at the male NPC she prepared earlier. "Genital Mashings?"

SAR 's gotta few....piercings....she likes em...she looks good with em too

OrionDouglas ponders pushing Joseph into a GBB and seeing who much pain 'hurting like a bitch' is.

Dearheart comes back from afk, rubbing disinfectant cream into her finger.

Joseph is a PlayerEntity™, Orion. Fat chance. Besides. He'd only get breasts and gain an extra orifice Everything else doesn't really need to change.

Joseph pouts at Dearheart. "Cut yourself?"

Dearheart nods to Joseph.."Aye.." She holds up her left index finger. It's only a small, shallow cut. But it hurts like a bitch.

OrionDouglas really doesn't like the phrase "hurts like a bitch". Are bitches supposed to hurt?

GoliathDracorion looks from Orion to nikki then back again and hold back his coment

[She~Wolf] Life's a bitch and it does indeed hurt at times.

OrionDouglas 's player might get something pierced. Mabey an ex-lover.

SAR giggles at Orion..

LukeBlackbane really doesn't want to know how Orion does it.

OrionDouglas grins at LB. "Skill".

[LukeBlackbane] Oh. What's that? Heh.

[OrionDouglas] Skill? I don't really know. I've been told I have several skills. Aparantly one is the ability to erect things, and then just leave them alone.

[LukeBlackbane] Heh. Please don't teach me.

[OrionDouglas] Humph. Please. If I wanted to erect anything of yours, I'd choose your tombstone.

LukeBlackbane grins. "I'll put your number on speed-dial."

[OrionDouglas] Sure. It's 555-NOTSANE

LukeBlackbane takes out a notepad and writes that down. "Cool. Thanks."

[OrionDouglas] That number again, 555-NOTSANE. If you ever want some to come around and hate you for no reason, then marry them, but if you want someone to come round and hate you for no reason, rant a bit, and throw things around, then get divorced, but if you want someone to come around and hate you for no reason, rant a bit, throw things arounds and then do a magic trick, call 555-NOTSANE. Our operaters are standing by...

[LukeBlackbane] Really? What do I do if I want someone to come around and hate me for NO reason?

[OrionDouglas] Like I said. Marry Them.

[OrionDouglas] *someone then. happy! huh!

[LukeBlackbane] Ahhhhh... What if they don't want to marry me?

OrionDouglas erects <snigger> a sign that moves slowly around the room. "555-NOTSANE"

[OrionDouglas] Then when you do marry them, they'll hate you even more!

[LukeBlackbane] Oh yeah!

[LukeBlackbane] What if they don't hate me after I marry them?

[OrionDouglas] Divorce them! Then they'll hate you, rant a bit, and throw things around! (geez you people are thick, do I have to spell it out...)

[LukeBlackbane] Well, yeah, but, what if they STILL don't hate me?

[LukeBlackbane] Just feed 'em to Shezerai?

[OrionDouglas] That'll work. Or just call 555-NOTSANE and I'll make them hate you!

Shezerai brings her head up, twitching her ears at the mention of her name

[OrionDouglas] or just call 555-NOTSANE and I'll come around and hate you anyway for ringing an unlisted number.

[LukeBlackbane] Ahhhhh. Okay. Thank you. I'll feed them to Shezerai first, though. If they survive, I'll marry em. >=D

[OrionDouglas] Doesn't matter if they survive, marry the pool of congeled blood, and the poor unsuspecting soul will still hate you!

[LukeBlackbane] Wow. It will? Do I need to spray some Lysol on it first, though?

[OrionDouglas] Lysol? We don't need no steenking Lysol!

LukeBlackbane takes out a small dictation-recorder and presses "Record" and says "Note to self. Orion don't need no steenking Lysol." He then hits stop and puts it back in his pocket.

Soul_Searcher is getting the idea he's being ignored for some reason."Ha well , must be me sparkling personality"

[OrionDouglas] Just call 555-NOTSANE Soul_Searcher, and someone will be over to hate you shortly.

Joseph nuzzles close to his Beloved, watching his HostBody throw a wadded-up napkin at Kurt Loder.

OrionDouglas watches her HostBody throw a wadded-up brick at itself.

Sephirum reverts his attention to something more interesting, like a wall.

[OrionDouglas] Don't get me started on the brick wall. It scared small children last time...

Joseph wants to learn how to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the Piano, at some point, too. :)

OrionDouglas does a fandango.

CmdrClem sliiiiiides in. "Hey y'all!"

Shezerai rises fully to her feet, padding lightly across the room, leaving b|oody paw prints across the floor (Clem does too if he fully enters the room, watch out for the body on the floor clem...)

CmdrClem slips on a patch of blood, turning his sliding in to a ... Slip'n'slide.

Shezerai haults while Clem goes sliding past her, narrowly missing her nose in the process

OrionDouglas erects <chortle> a sign by clem as he goes sliiiiiding past. "Watch out for that Wa!!!"

CmdrClem rather belatedly flips Orion the bird.

CmdrClem gets to his feet and looks around.

CmdrClem looks at the blood. "I don't wanna know, I don't need to know."

Shezerai slinks along the trail that Clem left, ending up at his feet. lowering her head she takes a nip at his b|oody footwear

OrionDouglas watches as the "555-NOTSANE" sign she erected <guffaw> earlier goes slowly past clem.

Sephirum thinks Orion needs to stop erecting things

CmdrClem looks down at Shezerai. "Ummm.. Yeah. Hi. Niiiiiiice kitty."

OrionDouglas flips the bird upside-down. "Who's your daddy!"

CmdrClem saunters off to the bathroom to change. The NON-GBB.

OrionDouglas switches the signs on the NON-GBB and the GBB to back the way they were. *Damn Huge Evil Grin*

CmdrClem sashay's out of the bathroom, wearing the same type of clothes, just clean ones.

Temperance gets a real let down, but Clem would look cute wearing dirt! :)

CmdrClem was wearing blood, not dirt, Temp. :)

CmdrClem thinks Orion was pretty stupid for not changing the gender signs then.

[OrionDouglas] I'm not studip.

CmdrClem notes that she didn't change the gender signs, only the name signs. *snickers*

[OrionDouglas] I said I wasn't studip. Stupid. Ja. Studip. Nein.

[Temperance] "dirt, blood whats the difference?!"

[Simon] One is dirt and the other is blood, Temp.

Temperance blinks at Simon "I was being hypothetical my dear!"

Silent thinks the difference is one is almost always brown, and one is eventually brown when dried.

Simon stands up now that Shez is off him, and nods at Temp. "I know. I was being... not.. hypothetical..."

Dearheart notes you can get red dirt Silent. Very red.

[OrionDouglas] Silent has never 'sploded an Alien then.

Temperance nods understandingly to Simon "Cool!!"

[OrionDouglas] There's a great big rock in the middle of Australia made out of one great bit of red dirt.

[Simon] I thought it was called Australia, Orion?

CmdrClem claps for Orion. "Good girl! You were paying attention in school."

Temperance oocly has a friend who has a "Hard Rock -with no cafe" T-shirt from Alice Springs, so funny!

[OrionDouglas] School? What school? I live near the bloody thing.

Simon wishes he paid attention in school... all he did was mostly cut up and pretend to be one of the alien muppets from Sesame Street. "Yib yib yibyibyibyibyibyib... uh huh... uhhh huh..."

[OrionDouglas] Gotsa Hard Croc T-shirt.

CmdrClem thinks that Orion is Sooooo Wrong.

[OrionDouglas] Me? Wrong? Sure, it's been known to happen, but the other parties involved all died, and thus the incident is not spoken of. (At least, not without a clarivoyant present)