Back so soon?
Events on the 30th of August, 2001...
Enter the weirdo...OrionDouglas walks back in, as if nothing is wrong. Unsuspecting fools...
Simon senses an OrionDouglas in the room...
OrionDouglas senses a Simon in the room. Scary, isn't it?
Slinky exits from this room
[OrionDouglas] Slinky doesn't like me.
[Simon] What makes you think that, Orion?
Simon feels that's a question he shouldn't have asked...
[OrionDouglas] He never calls, he never writes...
[OrionDouglas] ... He's got a restraining order against me...
Simon sniggers at Orion.
[OrionDouglas] ... The bounty hunters are begin to annoy me...
Kelrich wonders if he would die if shot at by a crossbow?
Kelrich thinks it's entirely posssible...
OrionDouglas wonders if she would die if dropped from the top of a rather large building, while tied to a grand piano.
OrionDouglas thinks it's entirely posssible...
Kelrich flashes and appears near Jade "Think you could shoot me wiht that?"
Jade fires off a few half hearted shots at Kelrich. " Ok but you're probably immune, most everyone else is."
Kelrich suddenly notices the people leaving and the arrows go through him in various body parts "Ouch... I wasn't ready.."
Kelrich leans against the wall "Oh the horror.. I've been shot... They've finally got me..."
Jade glances at Kelrich and shrugs, the wounds are his problem, not hers
Celaeno has to chuckles a bit at Kelrich's melodramatic line.
Kelrich wonders about the pain, not able to think about pulling the arrows out, since he goes into unfamilar thought and gets lost while thinking..
...much later...Kelrich dies and dies and dies and dies and sings and dies and dies... then ignores himself
Kelrich dies
Kelrich dies
Kelrich dies
Kelrich dies
[OrionDouglas] Kelrich, just hurry up and kark it!
Kelrich tries to firgure out a plan to die once and for all
TanisSkyblade nod head: i will see what i can do.... perhaps we can trade..what do you need...?
RaistlinMajere scratches his chin: mmmm...Unicorns are rare on krynn...i could use a unicorns horn...
TanisSkyblade face whitens: a unicorns horn...Toril..has unicorns sir..but a unicorns horn..is still a very rare item!
RaistlinMajere shrugs shoulders: that is my price no negoations..i need unicorns horns...
[TanisSkyblade] mmm..i'll see what i can do...
TanisSkyblade gets up on atable and shouts: ANYBODY HERE HAVE ANY UNICORN HORNS..OR KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THEM...I WILL PAY HANDOMELY FOR IT!!!
[RaistlinMajere] fool!!
[OrionDouglas] HANDOMELY?
[TanisSkyblade] HANDSOMELY!!!
OrionDouglas pulls a Unicorn Horn (don't ask) from her backpack and hands it to TanisSkyblade
TanisSkyblade hold a pouch of crystals : i also have many magic wands for sale and valuable scrolls!!!..i will barter or trade!
TanisSkyblade stares at OD: you just happen to carry a unicorn horns..where did you get this...how much you want?
[OrionDouglas] I'll have 50 red M&Ms and a bag of jelly babies.
[TanisSkyblade] M&M..jelly babies..what are those?
OrionDouglas has a backpack of holding. There's probably a failed 80's sitcom in there...
Kelrich searches a pocket and takes out a bag of jelly babies, throwing it at Tanis
[OrionDouglas] M&M. Noun. A small chocolate treat covered in a candy shell. Has the magical property of melting in your mouth, not in your hand.
RaistlinMajere studies OD curiously and mutters under his breath:
[Kelrich] I don't have a bag of M&Ms on me though
OrionDouglas glares. no sorry. GLARES at RaistlinMajere.
[RaistlinMajere] do not trust this fool..this unicorns horn is obviously a fake..a unicorns horn is the most valuable magic artifact in the galaxy..anyone with half a right mind..would not sell it for foolish candy..
TanisSkyblade studies the horn carefully: aye..you might be right...
[OrionDouglas] I need a sugar fix, plus I don't need a Unicorn's Horn (one previous owner) to do magic.
TanisSkyblade walks over to raistlin and hands him the horn for inspection:
[SiberionSilverbane] A unicorn horn how you get that thing?
[OrionDouglas] I opened my backpack and fished around a little.
[SiberionSilverbane] i will give u some mega jolt cola for that horn and 5 snickers bars
OrionDouglas wonders if she can interest RaistlinMajere in some Snake Oil?
[OrionDouglas] Surgar and Caffine!!! DONE!!!
RaistlinMajere no pink aura appears after awhile and raistlin laughs: i told you a fake..nobody would sell a unicorn horn for simple jelly beans :hurls it at Siberion take the fake horn..it is useless! :roars:
TanisSkyblade grips his energy blade grimly and stares hard at OD: you would cheat a magiknight..in a fair trade...what sort of criminal are you :roars as well:
[OrionDouglas] JELLY BABIES! Not bloody jelly beans.
SiberionSilverbane hands the stuff over to orion
[OrionDouglas] What sort of criminal am I? The insane kind, of course. <She bows deeply>
RaistlinMajere face grits in anger: i should kill you for trying to decieve me..do you not know who i am!
[SiberionSilverbane] My horn please Orion
Kelrich glances at Raistlin, and shakes his head
OrionDouglas hands over a Unicorn Horn to SiberionSilverbane.
[OrionDouglas] RaistlinMajere> Some poncy git with Holy Water for brains?
SiberionSilverbane picks his fangs with the horn
[TanisSkyblade] leave her be..she though she could fool us..she obviously does not know who you are...if she did..she wouldn't have even tried to sell a fake horn..
OrionDouglas , just to show off, sets herself on fire.
[SiberionSilverbane] thanks orion i needed a toothpick
[OrionDouglas] Anyway, you didn't say you wanted a REAL horn, you just said a horn...
[RaistlinMajere] bah!
[SiberionSilverbane] and what horn is this???
Kelrich takes a bucket of gas and throws it on OD.. Wait.. Aren't you suppose to throw a bucket of water?
[OrionDouglas] SiberionSilverbane> There should be a label on the base.
Kelrich looks at Cel..
Celaeno is looked at.
Kelrich doens't just look, he gets lost in her beauty... or something like thta..
Celaeno is NOT going to read that thought of Kelrich's. Then, she'd have to kill him.
Kelrich considers being killed and thinks about opening his mind to Cel...
Celaeno really doesn't advise it Kelrich.
SiberionSilverbane looks around for a unmatched woman
OrionDouglas has never met her match.
Kelrich met his match once.. And he still has nightmares about it..
SiberionSilverbane hands OD a matchbook "Heres your match now you have met it"
...much later...SiberionSilverbane passes gas
OrionDouglas lights a match!
OrionDouglas looks through her backpack for rare items, she tosses out some political integrity, a wolf-femur-on-a-stick...
OrionDouglas waves a wolf-femur-on-a-stick at MistressNikki.
MistressNikki waves a gloved hand at Orion
...much later...OrionDouglas waves a wolf-femur-on-a-stick at Shezeri.
Shezerai watches the wolf-femur-on-a-stick, it reminds her too much of Swie, and she could never nibble on Swie
She~WolfQelDroma blinks at Shez...
Shezerai ment that as a complement Swie...really!!!
Celaeno rolls her eyes at something, they of course, zip back into my head.
[OrionDouglas] COOL! Cel's got Yoyo eyes!
Celaeno grins at Orion. "My eyes!"
Celaeno pulls a bottle of thick dark wyne from behind the bar, and poors herself a goblet, whilst waving to JerBear!
Celaeno sips her wyne...."Mmm male... " She sips again.. "Young,..." She frowns a bit, her brow creasing.. "Magic using... and amazing.." She sips again to confirm.. "Yes... yes, he was a virgin too."
[SiberionSilverbane] A virgin male????
TanisSkyblade gulps again: a virgin male..c'mon...that's impossible..in these parts!!
[OrionDouglas] A male virgin. Do such things exist?
Kelrich doens't think a virgin male is as hard to find as ya think it is..
TanisSkyblade laughs hard with OD: i don't think so..!
Cheesecakethulhu decides to grump until her husbandthotep gets here. Pretty much she's very bored.
OrionDouglas throws a water balloon at Cheesecakethulhu.
Cheesecakethulhu watches the water balloon go oooover her head.
OrionDouglas isn't aiming AT Cheesecakethulhu, there's just a poster of Bill Gates above her head.
OrionDouglas ponders
Kelrich ponders the fact
[OrionDouglas] superfreak: Tests something.
OrionDouglas learnt /Alias!!!
Temperance 's player's cat goes spastic at the window....
[OrionDouglas] superfreak: YAY TEMP'S CAT!
Kelrich tries to unlock the handcuffs..
[Kelrich] Where'd I put the keys?
Kelrich remembers where he puts the keys!! How amazing...
[Kelrich] I put them in the fridge near the mustard..
[Kelrich] How do I get to the fridge?
Kelrich hops towards the kitchen, falling over halfway
Kelrich struggles to get free of the handcuffs
[Kelrich] StupidIdiotWithKeyInHands: Where'd I put the key again?
[Kelrich] : It was in my hand at one point
Kelrich slams into a table and rips his shirt while trying to get out of the handcuffs..
[Kelrich] Stupid 'cuffs... where's the blasted key?
...later...Kelrich finally gets out of the cuffs..
[Kelrich] YES!!!
[SiberionSilverbane] What will u pay me tanis for these item?
[TanisSkyblade] we can barter or trade..
[OrionDouglas] superfreak: What is this. The Keep or The Home Shopping Network?
[TanisSkyblade] mmmm..i also have kender fingers....and a dwarf penis..would you like a dwarf penis..?
[OrionDouglas] superfreak: How do you know it came from a dwarf and not a regular human?
[TanisSkyblade] because i killed the dwarf and cut the penis off myself..penis..are good for making love potions..
Kelrich thinks Tanis is sick, but doesn't say anything..
OrionDouglas looks at the shriveled grey thing, then at the penis it's holding. "Ewww"
OrionDouglas moves away from TS.
[Kelrich] none: stupid thing
[Kelrich] I had it working at one point
[Celaeno] Arts_Goddess: Kelrich? try /alias off
Kelrich did cel..
[OrionDouglas] superfreak: Kelrich did Cel?
Kelrich did Cel? When? He thinks he'd remember that..
[Celaeno] Arts_Goddess: ACK! Orion! I did not get done!
Denna walks in holdinf her Agiel in her hand. She wipes the blood from her shoulders with her fingers, putting it in her mouth afterwards...
Denna walks over to the bar , scanning the room...grinning at each male...
Denna rolls her Agiel(=A blood-red leather rod about a foot long used by the Mord-Sith to torture their prisoners. Just being touched by an agiel causes extreme pain in any form the Mord-Sith wants including breaking bones and killing.) against her side.
Kelrich oohs at Denna's torture-thingy
Denna walks over to an empty chair and settles down...
OrionDouglas rolls her munchkinly weapon (which has various effect, all of which she couldn't be effed making up) against her side.
Ctrl-Alt-Del walks over to Denna, "Say Johnny, Might you have seen Mickey or Rahfink around?"
Denna scans the room more thoroughly, as if picking a target...
OrionDouglas draws a bulls-eye on Kelrich.
Kelrich gets drawn on...
Denna looks to Ctrl-Alt-Del ans grins softly. Then her smile fades and she shouts "Shut up!..."
[OrionDouglas] superfreak: Denna> Kick him in the nuts!
Ctrl-Alt-Del looks at Denna, "You have not answered my question Kevin. Are you mental?"
Denna smiles at the suggestion of Orion and whipes her Agiel against his nuts, causing extreem pain...
OrionDouglas cheers as C-A-D has his nuts Agieled.
Ctrl-Alt-Del cocks his head to the side, "Oo. A violent one....This might be an interesting night after all....Do you happen to have a jet-ski missing a wheel?"
Denna staightens her back and puts one hand in her waist, while holding her Agiel in the other hand "You will call me, Mistress Denna! Understand?"
[Ctrl-Alt-Del] But you are not, you are merely Jerry Doe, or in your case a Pissed-off Christof.
Denna whipes her Agiel against his face "Obey!", she barkes.
Ctrl-Alt-Del sniffs Denna, "You smell of burning bunnies.....I like that smell..." grins lopsidedly
[OrionDouglas] superfreak: BUNNY! ARRGHHHHHHH! The good bunny is a DEAD bunny, chopped up into little bits then dropped in acid and the run over with a steamroller!
Denna kicks Crtl-Alt-Del against his jaw.making it drip of blood. Not soon after she baskes her Agiel against his waist, and you hear several rib breaking "I'm Mistress Denna! You bone Brain!"
Kelrich stumbles and slams into Denna
Celaeno looks at Denna. "Do you know what beating the mentally unstable can do?"
Ctrl-Alt-Del stands up, "More or less and I would not respect........But as it is, you still smell of mushroom."
Celaeno snickers. "Yeah she's a fungus alright, pal. "
Denna outmanouvers Kelrichs actions easy...."Yes, use your pity powers on me...Haha"
Kelrich has pity powers? Not petty or weak?
Denna purrs her Agiel again in his side, making you scream in agony.
[OrionDouglas] superfreak: kelrich has the power of PITY!
Ctrl-Alt-Del laughs, "Tickle" backhands Denna roughl
Kelrich can pity people... YES!!!
Cheesecakethulhu figures Denna not only to be illiterate and have the mental capacity of a slightly damp sponge, but to also be a borderline munchkin hitter. And of course no one could hit her...Ever.
Kelrich pities Cel... CAD... Orion... and the poor male vrigin of a bastard... wait... that's him.
Jade idly rips Denna's agiel from her hands and shoves it up Denna's backside in one swift and of course blindingly brutal motion...ahhh...
Kelrich sweeps his legs, trying to knock Denna down
OrionDouglas uses her muchkinly weapon (with stat modifiers up the wazoo) on Denna.
Denna exits from this room
[Kelrich] or not... no fair..
[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Awww....You made Jerry run away......I only wanted to play a little
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Denna was obviously frightened by my supeior muchkinlyness.
Cheesecakethulhu gives Jade the XP for her rather brusque yet ever-so-stylish disposal of Denna.
[Jade] hehe thanks CCthuhlu
[Keldon] ((Or perhaps Denna fled because you guys...are such...no real rpl-ers))
[Celaeno] Arts_Goddess: ((no real rpl-ers? ))
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Hey! I am so a real RPer.
Ctrl-Alt-Del 's computer tells Keldon that munchkinism only responds to the like, and if he don't like it, there is the door
Kelrich falls over laughing at Orion
[Temperance] ((Role play, not rule play))
[Jade] ((No keldon, she wasnt an Rper so she got her just deserts..))
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: I role-play a frightenly real portrail of a Female Elemental Mage with a serious problem with reality.
[Mathiew] Ruler play? *spank spank*
[Jade] (( I role play Jade...which is terrifying enough for most thank you))
Laaq has no idea what roleplaying is, so leave him alone!Just because he likes to dress up as a woman.....
[Kelrich] ((I role play... At least I think I do..))
[Vargis] ((I role play... 'nuff said.))
Kelrich continues to laugh at Orion
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: (cont) But that is elsewhere. When I'm here, I just be myself.
Kelrich continues laughing
Temperance gets spanked?? :P
Mathiew winks. "Maybe later tonight, Temp."
[Mathiew] Wow... all of a sudden my screen went black and I couldn't see a thing...
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Try opening your eyes, Mat.
Mathiew opens his eyes. "Hey... that's where everyone went..."
Kelrich stands and looks at Orion
OrionDouglas is looked at. The horror!
[Kelrich] You're funny..
Cheesecakethulhu loves Laaq.
Laaq should bloody well hope so Cheesecakethulhu!He's a damn loveable li'l fucshianerfball!Cel better love him too dammit! :P
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Everybody's loves a nerf ball!
Laaq is the only nerfball, so nyeh :P
Celaeno loves Laaq. Of course she does. :)
Laaq loves ya Cheesecake, and you know it :)
Cheesecakethulhu loves you too Laaq.
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Laaq loves everybody.
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: He loves you more if you pay him extra.
Kelrich can't stop laughing... oh the sanity!
Celaeno has never had t pay Laaq, and she's been plenty loved er ;)
Laaq can't help it if he's a cheap slut!Just because nobody loves him otherwise.....
Mathiew charges extra for bites. ;o)
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Sanity? Where? Kill it! KILL IT!
Kelrich pays Orion money to be quiet for a bit so he cna laugh in peace..
[Mathiew] Uh... what does F*I*M mean?
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Female*Insane*Mage
[Mathiew] Ah. Okies.
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Fortitude*In*Mead
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Forget*Insipid*Mnemonics
[Laaq] Finger*In*(insert word here)
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Finger*In*Membrane
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Fucking*Inbred*Mormon
[Kelrich] Finger*In*Mouth??
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Foot*In*Mouth
[Kelrich] Fucked-up*Inside*Montgomery_Hospital??
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Face*In*Merde
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Excuse my french.
Kelrich hates being him.. So he deceides to be Orion
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: You can't be me! You have to go into the GBB first!
[Kelrich] OrionDouglas: Yeah! I rock!
[OrionDouglas] Kelrich: I can't stop laughing at orion!
[Mathiew] Philosophical ideas to enhance sex through meditation and whatnot, Temp? *has only looked at the pictures*
OrionDouglas lols at Mat's post.
Mathiew smiles innocently at Orion.
OrionDouglas has a book of erotic art through the ages. She's only looked at the pictures too.
Pardeau chuckles at OD.
Temperance laughs at Orion
Mathiew nods to Orion. "See... I'm not the only one who's a sex-crazed maniac that has no li.... wait... I'm thinking out loud again, aren't I?"
[OrionDouglas] Mat. You've just described 90% of people online right now.
Pardeau is lucky he's in the other 10%.
[Mathiew] Yeah, Orion... but I'm accepting mine... Just no use hiding it...
[OrionDouglas] Did you say something about me Jade?
Kelrich knows!!! He tries to figure out if Orion has undies..
OrionDouglas isn't wearing any underware. She's a fashion victim.
Kelrich fails in his attempt..
[Mathiew] Hmm... *goes to check if Orion really isn't wearing undies.*
OrionDouglas erects a muchkinly anti-Mat shield.
Mathiew is anti-Mattededed...
[Mathiew] I'll try Temp...
OrionDouglas blerks at Mat. No way is a male gonna check on the state of my undieness.
Mathiew nodnods to Orion. "Well... Had to try."
Kelrich tries to hang himself
Kelrich hangs there, not dying..
Kelrich coughs and gags... then slips from the noose..
Kelrich falls in front of Orion
Kelrich tries to make Orion fall..
Kelrich gets ignored.. hmm... new plan..
Kelrich takes pictures of himself and sells them to the government
Kelrich slowly tries to strip Orion without her help...
Kelrich continues, not succeeding, yet not failing, only trying
Kelrich manages to geta sock.. wait.. that's his sock.. hmmm
Kelrich gives up and justa pokes Orion in various places..
Jeannie takes pity on Kelrich, and folds her arms, one over the other, and nods once, switches his clothes with OrionDouglas's. Now he can take her clothes off.
Kelrich mkaes sure to grab and towel and cover Orion since he wasn't wearing a shirt..
OrionDouglas glares at Kelrich, she concentrating. Don't make her shoot the bunny.
Kelrich gets glared at..
[Kelrich] Don't shoot the bunny!!! He didn;t do it I swear!
Kelrich wonders what Orion was wearing..
OrionDouglas sighs with relief. She's done!
OrionDouglas shoots the bunny anywhay. She hates bunnys.
OrionDouglas was wearing a dark blue one-piece.
Kelrich thinks for a moment...
[OrionDouglas] Kelrich> Don't strain yourself,.
Kelrich is gonna hafta go to the bathroom to get rid of this clothing..
Kelrich goes to the b-room..
OrionDouglas sets the gender sign outside the GBB for a Big Ol' Spin!
Shezerai marvels at Orion's impression of Vanna White
Mathiew has to go soon.
[OrionDouglas] thehalfnekkid: you can't go yet Mat, Kelrich is still in there!
Kelrich emerges from the GBB..
[OrionDouglas] thehalfnekkid: Never mind mat. He/She's out, you can go in now.
Mathiew is soooo not going in, Orion.
Kelrich stares at the halfnekkid Orion..
[OrionDouglas] thehalfnekkid: You can look Kel, but you can't touch!
[Kelrich] Aww... Why can't I touch?
[OrionDouglas] thehalfnekkid: Kelrich> What gender are you again?
Jeannie 's PLayer pipes up... "Because touching costs more than you can afford Kelrich!" j/k ;)
Kelrich snickers at Jeannie's Player
Kelrich thinks he's male... not sure though.. either he's a male or she's a lesbie..
[OrionDouglas] thehalfnekkid: Interesting logic. " either he's a male or she's a lesbie"
[OrionDouglas] thehalfnekkid: Kel> try both.
Kelrich tries both... he's a male and she's a lesbie... which is why he can't touch..
OrionDouglas gives the guy a cigar.
Kelrich has a cigar now... what to do?
[OrionDouglas] thehalfnekkid: Kel> Don't mind the "Property of Bill Clinton" wrapper...
Kelrich thinks looking is just as good though..
Jeannie folds her arms, one atop the other, and nods once, making Kelrich female as long as OrionDouglas is in his presence
Kelrich acks..
[OrionDouglas] thehalfnekkid: But Jeannie, I don't want to be in Kel's anything
Apu gigglez at Jean, "You gotta good sense of humor....Did you pick that up from me or was it always there?"
[Jeannie] I am sorry OrionDouglas, but you are already in his jeans.
OrionDouglas removes Kel's jeanes from her person. "Ikky!"
Mathiew tries if he can get Orion completely nekkid before he leaves... prolly not... but he has to try...
[OrionDouglas] thenekkid: Seeya Matt.
Mathiew Woots and huggles Orion.
OrionDouglas swats Mat. "Gerroff!"
Mathiew is swatted. "Yipe!"
OrionDouglas pulls a fresh one-piece from her backpack and puts it on.
Mathiew huggles Jeannie in thanks in his usually sexually harassing way...
OrionDouglas hands Mat a lawsuit.
Mathiew looks at the lawsuit and tries it on.
Kelrich wonders if he can reverse Jeannie's spell-thingy..
Apu adds his own stasis spell ontop of Jeannie's work so that it holds the spell in place and prevents disspelling
Jeannie is a djinn, not a Goddess.
Jeannie giggles. "You are naughty, Master!"
[OrionDouglas] thenotnekkid: Dammit Djinn, I'm a Doctor not a doorstop!
Kelrich 's stuck this way...
Jeannie giggles at OrionDouglas
Apu thinks Kelrich better get to work changin the profile or everyone's gonna think he....uh, she is nuts
Jeannie giggles. She only made Kelrich female in Orion's presence :)
Kelrich think she's nuts
Apu knows nuts....Kelrich isn't even close to nuts
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: I'm nuts
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Your not nuts, your rice sticks, at best.
Ctrl-Alt-Del enters this room
[Ctrl-Alt-Del] Hallo John Doe's and Jerry Doe's. A pleasure to make your aquaintances...
[OrionDouglas] F*I*M: Effen Elle!! Not this C-A-D bastard again.
Ctrl-Alt-Del grins
OrionDouglas slaps a "Kill Me" sign on Kelrich's back.
Ctrl-Alt-Del looks at Orion, "Your picnic basket has lost a few sandwiches Jacky..."
Ctrl-Alt-Del crawls ontop of a table
OrionDouglas knows she's a few ants short of a picnic.
Kelrich gets rope and makes a noose and prepares to hnag himself
Apu corrects Kel. HERself
Jeannie opens her eyes, and blinks. "What an odd man, Master."
Ctrl-Alt-Del smiles at Orion, "I admire that."
[Apu] Who Jean?
Kelrich smiles and puts on the sign "I'm smiling 'cause you've all finally driven me insane"
Jeannie smiles up at her Master.
[Jeannie] The one who crawled onto the table.
Apu weaves a silent spell that will cause Kel's rope to break when she uses it.
Kelrich deceides to use the rope... too bad it breaks huh?
Ctrl-Alt-Del looks at Jeannie, "Oh, hallo Jeannie, are you a bubble too?"
Jeannie looks at Ctrl-Alt-Del. "No, I am a Djinn."
Ctrl-Alt-Del smiles, "Oh well, that was Djinn this is now....Have fun with Kevin, and remember, don't use your knife!"
Jeannie blinks. "I will not. "