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Tonight for you viewing pleasure...

Shit that happened on the 12th of September, 2001...

Jerl doll puts the moves on KerBear

Jerl is slick, roses adn wine, fine dinner, etc. etc.

KerBear thinks she's met the doll of her dreams here. She wonders if he has the really good stuff... aka chocolate...

Jerl has much, MUCH chocolate, and of course, it is now KerBear's chocolate, and there is also a little love note in each box of chocolate, and the knowledge that there is much more where that came from

KerBear is in love. That clinches it, uh huh, Chocolate.

Jerl doll proposes to KerBear

Jerl has the sweetest little ring with a rather large rock, too

Jerl of course, kneels in doll-like fashion and offers the ring

OrionDouglas doesn't want to know about Jerl's ring.

KerBear scrambles over to Blaze, and climbs up onto his head to look, right after gaggingat Orion, and kissing the Jerl Doll/

Jerl doll, of course, huggles and kisses back muchly

[BlazeBlackheart] *twitch*

OrionDouglas turns off the flashing light.

[OrionDouglas] Kinky is licking melted chocolate off your lover's body. Perverted is using carob.

[Pratz] "Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken."

[OrionDouglas] Pratz> I heard that one too, just using the kinky/perverted angle.

[Pratz] OrionDouglas> "I heard it first with the erotic/kinky angle."

[OrionDouglas] Ok. Erotic is using the feather, Kinky is useing the whole chicken. So what's perverted?

[Pratz] "Perverted is just keeping the chicken to yourself and using IT."

Yossarin enters this room

[OrionDouglas] Yoss-Doll!!!

Jerl thinks a Mr. Yo Po doll would be fun

KerBear waves frantically to Yoyo, during which time, she falls off of Blaze's head.

BlazeBlackheart catches KerBear...

Jerl doll, being KerBEar's newfound love, catches her gracefully

KerBear is caught all over wooohooooo!

Jerl is a Jerl Doll...he has buttons...not magic, buttons

Yossarin has buttons. And boy, does KerBear know how to push them. Woo woo!

Jerl already used those lines Yo Po! Copy Cat doll! There's already competition.....

KerBear pushes Jerl Doll's and Yoyo's buttons ;)

[OrionDouglas] PolyesterGirl: I don't have buttons.

Yossarin karate chops KerBear in the head!

Jerl pushes his sword swing action button, and swings a black sword at Mr. Yo Po

Jerl doll defends his precious Ker Bear to the death

KerBear is chopped! She faints.

Jerl 's blade, of course, is made of plastic since he's a doll

Jerl , in 1 and a half foot tall doll form, waves to Cami after swinging a plastic sword at Mr. Yo Po

Yossarin can't push his own buttons, and gets hit by the black sword, which luckily doesn't do anything, seeing as how it is only plastic. God save Mattel.

Jerl presses his secret groin-kick action button and aims for Mr. Yo Po

[OrionDouglas] PolyesterGirl: The All-New Keep Action Game!! Stuffed Fighter II Turbo!

Pratz wants to be in that game Orion! He'll be the character who has lots of life but almost no attacking power!

KerBear jumps up, and gets between Jerl Doll, and Mr. Yo Po ... "noooo stop! You're gonna get me all confused, then I'm gonna go *SNIKT* and then someone's gonna get hurt!"

Jerl pushes his cancel button before KerBear is kicked in the groin

KerBear has a groin?

Yossarin gets kicked in the ground, but thankfully, he is anatomically incorrect. God save Mattel.

[Yossarin] Waitaminnut...

Jerl don't know yet, he and KerBear have yet to begin producing little Ker Dolls and Jerl Bears

Yossarin screams in horror, lifting his hands in a cry of rage and vengeance! "MATTEL! YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!" he cries pitilessly, falling to his knees and sobbing in defeat!

Jerl , in 1 and a half foot tall doll form, waves to Dearheart-lady

OrionDouglas oocly remembers an old GNW she watched last night. They were talking about Sydney Olympic Barbie, and someone said there will also be a chinese women's swimming team Ken doll.

Pratz sighs. "Yoss, it wasn't like you used it anyway."

Yossarin takes that one across the face, Pratz. ; )

Jerl doll wonders if he's deserving of hugs, for he is just a cuddly little Jerl Doll, Limited Edition

Dearheart loves the Jerl Doll. You know she does. As she loves Ker Bear and assorted others around.

KerBear covets her Jerl Doll.

Jerl doll takes KerBear to the secret room, to make the new line of Baby-Keepster dolls and teddy bears

KerBear is taken away from it all! She renames Jerl Doll 'Calgon'

Jerl doll is renamed Calgon?

Shaundy is mildly disturbed by the talking dolls.....

KerBear nods to Jerl Doll. As in the bath stuff. 'Calgon Take Me Away'

Jerl doesn't talk, he abuses the /he command to make his feelings quite apparent

Jerl nods,a dn guesses KerBear likes taking baths with him

KerBear nods again to Jerl Doll :)

Jerl doll, now named Calgon, would give Dearheart-lady huggles, but ya know....

OrionDouglas pulls out her laptop, and starts dancing on it.

Jerl happy-B-Day doll-dances for CAD

Ctrl-Alt-Del would be strangely turned on by Jerl's dancing if he could be *grin*

Jerl knowsit too, CAD

[Apu] Bloody hell, have any of you ever had a psycho living in your player's heads?

Daemon still does, Apu...

[KerBear] Hell yes, I play Cel, too, Apu :)

Shaundy is the psycho.

Alakandru will smack Apu with a stick of ooglay!

Apu has the Apu Stick®.....back up son

Alakandru 's stick of ooglay is much more dangerous then a simple Apu Stick

[Apu] I laugh at your petty twig! Ha ha ha!

Alakandru lifts up a tree branch "Twig?!"

Alakandru then drops it on his foot and owwwww's while jumping in circles

Jeannie folds one arm over the other, and nods once, making Alakandru's pants fall, revealing the twig in question

Apu grinz, "No one can handle the might of the Apu Stick® except the almighty Apu himself."

Alakandru plucks the twig from his boxers and makes sure his beast isnt released "What... so I had some forest luvins a bit ago..."

Alakandru wishes Jeannie was his sexy djinn

Jeannie belongs to her Master, Apu. That is all.

Jeannie snuggles her Master, quite happily.

Alakandru thinks Jeannie is lucky... cause if he was her master they would never sleep ;P

Apu smiles at Jeannie

Jeannie just turns beet red, folds one arm over the other, nods once, and BAMPH blows Alakandru to Bermuda. Kind of like Merlin in The Sword and The Stone.

Alakandru walks back in, stickers all over his ass from crossing the world and grins "Oh yeah..."

Jeannie would never have chosen Alakandru fro her Master.

Apu knows someone who could whip Alakandru's libido......but on second thought, she'd probably kill him

Alakandru knows, Jeannie.. he is a sexy freak.. or a sex freak.. can never choose which ;P

Jeannie thinks MistressNikki would be an excellent choice, Master ;)

Alakandru would like a good libido lick

Alakandru meant whip, really...

SAR needs a libido....something...charge??

Jeannie thinks freak is sufficient, Alakandru

Apu grinz at Jean, "Yeah..But, you know how she is with the guys.....They usually don't walk back under their own power....if they are walking,,,,"

[OrionDouglas] I never leave home without my LibidoCharge card!

Alakandru doesnt think that covers his sexual qualities, Jeannie

Davored chuckles at OrionDouglas and walks from the doorway to the bar.

[OrionDouglas] Alakandru> How about Sick freak?

Jeannie nods to her Master. "But it would teach him a lesson, Master. "

Alakandru thinks thatd work, Orion. He is one sick kinky bastard...

SAR has a shirt that says Sick Chick.. ^.^

Apu thinks perverse-sex-starved-purple-monkey-loving-freak about covers Alak's sexual qualities...

Alakandru oo's at Apu... that so turned him on 0_0

Apu scratches the end of that last post.....It covers his sexual and social qualities.

Jeannie scowls at Alakandru. Apu is HER Master! And she's not sharing with him!

OrionDouglas hands Apu a scratching post.

Alakandru wanted the purple monkey, not an Apu, jeannie :P

Apu whacks Alak over the head with the scratching post

PurpleMonkey enters this room

Alakandru ooos and licks his lips

[PurpleMonkey] Hi.

[Alakandru] "Do it like the funky monkey baby!"

Apu grinz at Jean, "Whaddaya know.....I was right about him..."

PurpleMonkey is lonely.

PurpleMonkey dances the funky gibbon.

Alakandru walks over to the monkey and smacks his azz

PurpleMonkey gets its azz smacked.

[PurpleMonkey] Here I am. Trying to be pleasant and polite and I get my azz smacked in!

[Alakandru] "Ya you sexy purple monkey."

PurpleMonkey gets called sexy by some sick freak.

[Apu] Rejected by a purple monkey......ouch.

Alakandru pulls out a banana from somewhere and grins wide "Want to play monkey in the middle?"

[PurpleMonkey] Ohh. Banana.

Alakandru grins and wiggles the banana

PurpleMonkey 's eyes follow the banana.

Alakandru moves the banana downwards towards the floor

PurpleMonkey follows the proffered banana.

[OrionDouglas] Watch out peeps, Alak's been spanking the monkey.

[Apu whispers to OrionDouglas] Why do you suppose it's purple? *grinz*

Jeannie rather likes her player's ' Miss Behave' shirt ;)

Daemon has a shirt that says 'Rammstein'....

OrionDouglas has a shirt that's mute and cannot say anything.

Davored thinks talking shirts will be the next big fad.

Jeannie 's player has a char with the slogan 'Save Water ...... Drink Blood' emblazoned no it.

SAR wants that shirt Jeannie!

Jerl appears again

[OrionDouglas] Jerl-Doll!!

Jerl notes that upon his appearance, a violet rose appears hovering before each female

Jerl is now a doll again

[OrionDouglas] AHHH! STENCHBLOSSOM!

Jerl waves to those who noticed him, huggling and kissing(if allowed)all females who acknowledged his entrance

OrionDouglas hits Jerl-Doll with a large mallet she pulled out of nowhere.

Jerl doll is hit by a mallet

[OrionDouglas] Jerl-Doll> What would KerBear say?

Jerl 's buttons have been pushed.....

Jerl cannot control button pushings:)

Jerl nods to Dae, and is now no longer Jerl-Doll.....so there...but he still has buttons, mind you!

PurpleMonkey walks over to jerl and starts pushing the shiny buttons.

Jerl 's buttons are now figurative, monkey, except for te onces that hook his cloak to his shirt,a nd thus his cloak falls down

PurpleMonkey eeks at the rapidly moving fabric, and jumps back.