page IV

Laughter might be the best medicine, but you can still overdose...

The 26th of September, 2001...

OrionDouglas enters the room. She's a superfreak, superfreak. She's super freaky. Yow.

AmerlynVeronicaEbony scowls as the spiders land on her and stands up calmly, then walks to her."If you don't like me, then kill me, don't insult from a far, like the coward you are..."

Liress shrugs to Amerlyn, "To lift an index finger to harm you is a waste of effort. You're not worth skinning and you're not worth wasting a spell on to collar. Face it, Amerlyn, even your Mother thinks you're a waste of dna."

AmerlynVeronicaEbony frowns and lowers her head...Then she lifts her eyes to Liress and scowls."My mother is a worthless bitch. She isn't worth the tissues I wipe my ass with..."

OrionDouglas waves a wolf-femur-on-a-stick at Liress.

Nimue nods to Mae, "That too, however, Mother .. well you know my mother, Mae."

Liress grins, "That's funny, Amerlyn, because you care how she feels and that scares you." She grins at Orion, "Hiya and uh.. no thanks."

OrionDouglas puts the WFOAS away for later...

AmerlynVeronicaEbony growls."You're a fucking bitch to, whore. You are aren't worht the shit that came from my cats ass."

Oraelion tugs the anime-esquely oversized glove to Nimue. Then, he glances up at Amerlyn. "Y'know, you could come up with something original...It tends to carry more weight."

AmerlynVeronicaEbony looks to Oraelion."Fuck off, Pip squeak!"

Liress grins at Amerlyn, "How nice of you. Hey, I know! When you grow up and become something other than idiotic, why don't you look me up so we can have an intelligent conversation. Until then, go sleep in your crib and suck your thumb."

Nimue murmurs softly, without looking up as she repairs the smalle tear in the glove. "Foul language is a sign of poor breeding, and a lack of intelligence."

[OrionDouglas] "You ain't worth an Australian Dollar!"

Oraelion gives Amerlyn a two-fingered salute. A reversed peace-sign, of sorts, which he waves about with reckless abandon.

AmerlynVeronicaEbony looks to Liress."Well, if you would have spoken of an intelligent coversation then you would've gotten one."

Liress shrugs, "I highly doubt that, child. All I've heard from you is nonsense thusfar."

[OrionDouglas] "You ain't worth the monitor your displayed on!"

Nimue has to laugh at Orion.

Liress blinks at Orion, "Down, girl. Eat your femur... err, the wolf femur, not your own..."

AmerlynVeronicaEbony folds her arms and sighs."My education goes farther then I have allowed one to see, hear or sense, due to the fact that those with knowledge are given more responsiblity. I do not wish to be given more responsiblity, but yet more is being placed on my shoulders. If what you seek is an intelligent and non juvenile conversation then request it, and I will act my given age."

Liress grins, "Then perhaps you should try that every time you see me, because from this moment forward, it is what I request. I don't wish to hear your foul language and insults. I came here to relax, not deal with all this chaos."

AmerlynVeronicaEbony nods and smiles politely."Well, then you should ahve requested that in the first place. I apologize for my obscene ruckus. I will refrain from causing such a scene in your presence again."

AmerlynVeronicaEbony shrugs and mummbles."That was easy enough."

OrionDouglas gnaws on the WFOAS. Chock full of splintery goodness.

Liress patpats Orion's head, "That's a good crazy lady..."

OrionDouglas gets patpated. Make the hurting stop!

Liress massages the top of Orion's head, just to see if she pops or not...

OrionDouglas gets her head rubbed.

OrionDouglas dosn't pop. She don't do pop.

Liress wanted to see Orion pop, damn it. Oh well.

OrionDouglas does snap and ocassionally crackle. But not pop.

OrionDouglas ' breakfast cereal dosn't go "Snap! Crackle! Pop!" It goes, "Shhh, here she comes..."

Liress pets Orion.

OrionDouglas purrs.

Liress giggles.

OrionDouglas purrrrrrrrrs

Liress keeps petting Orion. She's silly.

Liress looks at Aliiza, "Can I take her home? She makes the coolest sounds!"

Aliiza grins at Liress "I don't mind but she can't sleep with us."

[OrionDouglas] Just what every household needs. An Insane Elemental Mage Pet!

OrionDouglas pouts.

Oraelion doesn't respond to unspoken thoughts, Lothar. Sorry.

Lothar is sorry, Oraelion. Heres a lesson that school must have missed for you. " means quotes. It also means it was spoken

Oraelion has a feeling Lothar's lack of mental dexterity has caused the inept sod to misinterpret yet another post. Some folks you just can't help.

[Lothar] "Oh I will. I promise you this. If he is old enough to speak I think he is quite old enough to learn a simple thing about fear. He thinks he can insult me and have no reprocussions? No thanks. He can possably teleport away like poor old Adesia here, but I will catch up to him sooner or later."

Aliiza sighs "Lothar, most people realize that when a person is drunk they don't necessarily mean what they say.. he's under the effect of a strong truth serum and even you have to admit you are a rather blunt individual and apt to rub some the wrong way. Give him a break and just let it go, you'll live longer."

[Lothar] "That is truely funny, Aliiza, seeing as almost everything he said was false accept in his eyes. And I have lived this long, do you actually think you can make that any shorter? Please, spare me your threats woman."

Aliiza sighs "I haven't started threatening you witless ape I was suggesting letting it go because of the stress to yourself not because I planned to attack you...Get a Grip already."

[Lothar] "And what stress would that give to me, Aliiza? Like I have not killed before. This little nobody will have no weight upon my consience. Anyone worth a dime around here would know this."

Aliiza shrugs "Fine Lothar, have it your way, you've been looking for a fight since I've been here I'm sure you'll eventually get one.."

[Lothar] "I do not look for fights, Aliiza, they find me. And I have had many battles since I have been here. I have killed in the last three days and showed several others what fear truely means. I warn you now, teach this child some manners before he looses something he cant regrow."

[Aliiza] "Personally Lothar, I really could care less but he means something to those I do care for and he matters to others and you know of whom I speak."

[Lothar] "Unless he matters at all to any of my family or friends he is nothing to me. And if he actually matters to one of my friends I may have to rethink their stance in my life."

Nimue looks at Lothar. "He matters to Celaeno, who matters to ShadowHawk. "

Lothar shrugs "Like I care? His death will harm SH about zilch. And Celaeno hates me so why in the entire universe would I care about hurting her feelings? She should go suck some blood from a dog or something."

[Nimue] He also matters to Lirreka, simply because he matters to her daughter.

[Lothar] "And? Lirreka and I arent really friends... we just greet eachother and dont kill eachother. Plus I think Lirreka would agree with me on this. If a child is so ignorant then should he really be here?"

[Nimue] Frankly Lothar, anyone who can't behave in a civilised manner to being insulted by a child, doesn't belong here.

Oraelion snorts at Lothar. "Stupid trog..."

Lothar glances to Orae, still grinning "Yes, keep insulting me. You will find yourself quite unable to speak soon here."

Liress shrugs, "Look, everyone, Lothar is an ass and he knows it. Just drop it. The argument is worthless. "

Liress meant that in a noninsulting way, though it didn't come out quite that way...

Oraelion laughs softly, shaking his head. "Right. Maybe when you learn to duel with words as well as a blade. Until then, pike off, you daft berk."

[Lothar] "I dont look for fights either. I did nothing to Oraelion untill he started telling me what he thought. Someone did have the fool asleep and I was fine with it, but you woke him up and he began again."

OrionDouglas hands Lothar a pike to off.

Lothar smirks "Ok, anyone else wish to help the fool out? I am willing to fight with you all."

Lothar shakes his head and hands Orion the pike back "Donno where thats been.."

TiaStar just wonders how long Lothar can continue to make an ass out of himself tonight

OrionDouglas puts the pike away for later...

Lothar isnt making an ass out of himself, Tia. Of course it would seem it to you because your a biased hoe but all he is doing is sticking up for himself, which no one else would do. The child insulted him what... ten times now? He warned and threatened. That is over now

[Nimue] Lothar, kindly as Orion was saying, so eloquently without words. Pike off.

[Lothar] "I believe it was what the foolish child said. And if you think you can make me, why dont you try? I will quickly drop the population of this room. I am sick of toying with you god damn fools."

Nimue gestures gracefully to the door. "Then make use of the wonderful invention called a door."

Lothar will comment once you read his post again, Nimue, and grasp the concept of that which was said

Nimue smiles sweetly, "If you're so tired of people, take the door, we really aren't interested in hearing you."

TiaStar definitely thinks Lothar makes an ass out of himself every time he enters the door here

Liress looks at Aliiza and sighs, "It was supposed to be a fun night."

Lothar smirks "I dont leave when people upset me or insult me. I am not a coward like you and everyone else in here. I said fight me if you wish me to leave. Then the hall's population will drop quickly."

[Nimue] I'm a Priestess, Lothar, I've taken vows not to physically harm another, are you calling me a coward for having the courage of my convictions? Or do you not understand that concept?

[OrionDouglas] also doesn't leave when upset or insulted, she upsets and insults right back!

OrionDouglas wonders where her colon went.

[OrionDouglas] Um, that didn't sound right.

Lothar grins at Nimue "Yes, I am calling you a coward. If you were such a good and straight priestess would you insult someone so often for no reason? I think not. Your convictions are false and you obviously only have them there to protect you against physical harm you fool. I pitty a god that has you as a servant."

Liress stole Orion's colon and fed it to her doggie.

[Liress] She took a vow to not harm someone physically, Lothar, not mentally or emotionally.

Liress just said that to clear things up, not start something. Oh bother.

Nimue shakes her head. "You truly are a bloody fool, and an ignoramous to boot. I actually pity you. "

OrionDouglas waits for her colon to come out of Liress' doggie's colon. I wish I didn't say that.

[Lothar] "All are in the same twist of things, Liress. Pain is pain, weather physical, mental or emotional. Emotion's being attacked hurt more then your physical self being cut."

TiaStar actually thinks Lothar is misanthropic, but she just keeps quiet about that

Lothar grins at Nimue "Good, pitty works."

Lothar thinks Tia is a hoe. Does it make it true? Not neccessarily

[Nimue] Pity you never learned how to enunciate.

[Lothar] "Aww. It is a pitty isnt it?" does a little poutty face to Nimue "Now run off you fool. Go pray to your god."

TiaStar bets Lothar doesn't even know what misanthropic means ... so he tries to get around it ..

Nimue smiles to Liress, adn nods to her companion, politely. "Good evening to you both, I have boils to lance on the ill seeking the blessings of Peri that are less bilious than this room. "

Liress makes a face at Nimue, "Ickies.... well, pop away."

Nimue slips out, not in the least disturbed by Lothar.

Lothar wonders if Tia is just trying to get around what his point was? So far no one in here can grasp the concept that what they think is what THEY think. And because they do so does not make it true

Lothar grins. He knows Nimue is disturbed by him. Why else would she have argued with him and changed the points every minute?

OrionDouglas is just disturbed. But let's not go there.

Lothar finds it funny that someone would call him barely literate when they obviously dont know its meaning themselves

Adesia would like to note, oocly, that Nim's player is a Literacy tutor. She very well understands the concept of illiteracy.

Lothar wonders how one could use the word so loosely then, Adesia? He can obviously read and comprehend things quite well. If Nim's player was such, why would they use such a pathetic attack against him?

[Adesia] OOCly Lothar, quite frankly, your spelling and grammar suck, pity is one t and is 'pouty'

[Lothar] ooc aww because I dont use ' often if at all and because I mispelled with an extra t? How sad and pathetic are you?

[Adesia] ooc Lothar, get an education. Written words are what make or break you here. Learn that.

[Lothar] ooc Not really. Maybe if your a school freak your worried about spelling. But no one in their right mind would care if someone mispells a word but its still readable. I would bet my life that you understood quite WELL what I was saying and meaning.

[OrionDouglas] Every night's a fun night with OD!

Liress With Overdosing, Orion? That can't be fun. I heard it hurts."

Liress blinks at her player, "Uhh.. put some quotes in there and deaction it, kay?"

[OrionDouglas] Depend's what you OD on, Liress. *laschiv// lasck// er.. wink*

OrionDouglas waves her sword around with no skill whatsoever. It's slips from her grasp and skewers a hapless NPC.

Liress claps for Orion, "Yay!"

OrionDouglas reads the dogtag on the NPC as she gets her sword. "Ok, who does this 'William Gates' belong to?"

Liress blinks at Orion, "No one will claim that sod."

Aliiza claims Willy Gates and as his only next of kin sells off Microsloth and lives happily ever after.

Liress grins at Aliiza and Orion, "I like pie...."

Liress blinks.

Liress thinks everyone should like pie. 'Specially apple pie.

Lothar likes cookies, Liress, sorry

Liress has cookies! In her truck! Or, her player does. Mmm... cookies.

Lothar wonders if Liress's player could e-mail him one? :P

Naeshallie_Xeitah thinks Cookie cake is the Bomb!

Naeshallie_Xeitah thinks that Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cake is better.

Liress 's Player's Mommy made the cookies. 'dey are da bomb, baby!

Liress 's Player most certainly cannot email a cookie. Her comp is messed up enough already.

Lothar will give you a buck, Liress... heh ;P

Liress doesn't like venison, Lothie. =P

Lothar doesnt either, Liress, thats why he was gonna give you one ;P

[OrionDouglas] My cat's breath smells of cat food.

Liress grins at Orion and pets her again, "I bet your car's arse smells of it as well, but I wouldn't suggest finding out, kay?"

[Liress] *cat's arse, not car's. Bah.

OrionDouglas was just saved from a horrible experience with a muffler.

She~Wolf enters this room

OrionDouglas waves a pike at She~Wolf.

Rusty enters this room

Rusty wanders in. "Wow... 34 users... Where's the party?"

[Lothar] "Oh no party... except the gang up on Lothar party but you missed all that."

Rusty gives a wave to Loth and smirks...

[OrionDouglas] Rusty> In my pants. And your not invited.

Rusty shrugs. "I'm outta that party and y'know it Lothar. I pick on you independantly now." ;)

Rusty laughs at OD.

Lothar grins "I know. I think you make more sense then all those losers who left put together! Oh and you maybe seen Cira around before I came in?"

Rusty shrugs. "Nah. I've only just logged on..."

OrionDouglas wanders to the bar and gets a drink of something blue

Liress urks at Orion, "Hey, hun? That's Drayno."

OrionDouglas is now rooted.

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: ICK!

Jessi enters this room

[Jessi] um ..hi there...Im Jessi and Im a newbie, does anyone want to chat?

[Jessi] um hello?

Static smiles at Jessi..."half of that wasn't obvious."

l e suggests you just watch a bit Jessi, and jump on in somewhere, politely. mind you.

Lothar thinks politely so doesnt work here, Jessi, you gotta insult others's intellegence based upon their typing skill

[Static] Lothar is good at that... Watch.

[Jessi] then Im going to get it, becouse I cant type

[She~Wolf] I type like old people fuck.... Slow and sloppy!

[Jessi] how do you do actions here?

[Static] I'm sure it will not take three min's for him to say something rude to some one....

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: Just type ':', then the action.

[Jessi] LOL at She~Wolf

[Jessi] i think i like you already She ~ Wolf

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: Your a bit late Static. The Lothar Show has just finished.

Lothar is good at saying rude things, Static, but so doesnt insult peoples intellegence untill they insult him

[Jessi] "bites her nails and stares nervously at the floor

[Jessi] that didnt work

Lothar notes its : not "

Static smiles... Jessi all you have to type is : first.

[Liress] Use a colon, Jessi... then type your action.

OrionDouglas had a colon, but Liress' doggie ate it.

[Liress] But don't use Orion's colon. My doggie ate that.

[She~Wolf] Lothar has never insulted me ever!

Lothar shhh's at Swie "Why ya gotta tell people that?" :P

[She~Wolf] "It's cause I am special!"

[Lothar] "Very special." wink winks at Swie

Jessi tries this to make an action

[Jessi] WOOOHOOO

She~Wolf winks at Lothie.

Lothar licks his lips towards Swie and winks again

Liress claps for Jessi. Yay.

Jessi hugs She~Wolf the right way and then grins broadly

OrionDouglas gives Jessi the clap.. er..

[Jessi] can you feel the love brothers and sisters!

Rusty hmms, and heads out. He feels the love Jessi... Every night. ;)

OrionDouglas wondered what that wet patch was...

Jessi walks over to Lothar with a BIG smile and holds out her hand

[Jessi] Hi! Im Jessi!

Lothar shakes Jessi's hand "Uh yo. I am Lothar. Asshole and best fighter, still, of the keep.

[Jessi] Nice to meet you Lothar! We need more nice Asshole fighters like you!

OrionDouglas plays the new game from CRAPCOM. "Arsehole Fighter"

Jessi is laughing her head off. This is so fun

Rochelle giggles at OD.

Lothar is the final boss you can never beat, OD

[TristranLeTroubadour] does any ladies want to talk?

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: TLT> Yes, but not with you.

Rochelle giggles slightly as she wanders in. She loves her picture. ^.^

Lothar has seen Rochelle's picture and wants to throw her on a table and make like the discovery channel on her baby! :P

Rochelle is flattered. Very muchly so, Lothar. ;)

Lothar grins at Rochelle

OrionDouglas blinks at Rustette.

Rochelle grins at OD. "Yee~eees?"

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: Don't do that Rustella, It's creepy.

She~Wolf laughs at the poor sod who read her profile on aol thinking role-playing is about sex.

[She~Wolf] My god this guy is sooooo lame!

She~Wolf wonders if she is being mean leading this guy on, she is talking about rpg (dungeons and dragons stuff) and the lame-o thinks she is talking about sex. This is sooooo funny!

Lothar wants lead on like that, Swietums...

OrionDouglas knows people you can be talking about sheep to, and they'll be thinking your talking about sex. They're called 'New Zealanders'

NobleDragon walks in with a small blade drawn and looks around. "Death will be my release."

OrionDouglas kills NobleDragon.

NobleDragon takes the blade and cuts of his own head...

Kalissa looks at ND " Yous got to live before yous can die. Me thinks yous got a ways to go."

[Jessi] Ew. A dragon cutting off its head. That cant be pretty.

Liress tries to snag NobleDragon's head 'fore SWie can!

NobleDragon body falls to the floor with a thud....

[She~Wolf] "Somebody loss thier head???? "

Rochelle wanders over to ND's body, and puts it in the spare organ box.

Liress runs away with Noble Dragon's head, "You can't have it, SWIE!!"

[Jessi] Um....toss the head here! im open!!

Jessi holds out her hands

Liress blinks at Jessi, "You coveteth mine head?!" She scampers up into the rafters with ND's head.

Rochelle tosses the head of ND to Jessi, American football style. Immediately after, she appears on the sidelines with a cheerleader's outfit on. "GO Deep!!"

Liress had his head, Rochelle! She took it 'fore you did the whole organ box thing. =(

[She~Wolf] I want the eyeballs at least!

Liress shoots an eyeball at SWie like a marble...

She~Wolf grabs the eyeball and sticks it in her jar.

Lothar thinks Swie so has a sexy jar

[She~Wolf] WHOO HOO! I got new bals! Ermmmm eyeballs!

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: Swie got balls now?

Liress drops ND's head, it rolls towards Jessi, still oozing blood.

Lothar glances at Swie and raises a brow, slowly pulling a pillow over his crotch

Rochelle falls over laughing at Loth.

[Rochelle] "Nah. Swie's got game. =)

[Lothar] "Hope she dont take mine!"

[Lothar] "My game, that is..."

Jessi moves her duct tape disabled self to the head and punts it to Lothar with her feet

She~Wolf winks at Lothie then smiles at Roch.

Jessi then lands hard on her bum and sits there groaning

Lothar lets the ball go elsewhere

[Jessi] Ok, strange question time. What the hell is a player?

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: A player is a figment of your imagination.

Liress notes a player is the person on the other side of the monitor, controlling the character you are now chatting with, Jessi.

Rochelle is a player. "They're the online entities of the people who log into this place... Usually players control characters. Most people here are characters, controlled by their players. But once in a while people like myself walk in... We are players." ^.^

[Jessi] Oh! Hi Liress 's Player !

Rochelle yssa player behind the monitor and on the screen! Whee!!... Wait... That came out wrong... c.c

[Lothar] "Well, Rusty, according to many others I am a playa too."

[Rochelle] "Nonono, Loth... That's PlayA... I'm a playER. =)

[Lothar] "Playa Player... whats the diff."

[Rochelle] "Two letters, Loth. :)

[Jessi] I wonder, am I the player, or the character...what a scary thought....maybe here is the real world, we we players , are really characters

OrionDouglas has her player chained up.

Jessi thinks her character is really stupid for typing we twice

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: WeeWee players? I know my player is piss weak, but still...

[Rochelle] "If you're currently putting your OWN emotions, feelings, thoughts and words into the Keep, you are a player. If you're typing what an entity with a separate persona that you control and own on The Keep, then you're currently a character. It's the difference between OOC (Out Of Character) and IC (In Character)

Rochelle giggles at OD.

OrionDouglas hits her player. It's fun!

Jessi is so happy for herself, as she trips on the rug and breaks her nose

[Jessi] I hit maw nooose

Jessi is very clumsy

Rochelle eeps at Jessi. o.o;

Jessi duct tapes her nose back together and grins

Liress thinks that Jessi has proven she can use accessories appropriately.

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: All hail duct tape!

[Jessi] there, all better

[Rochelle] "Duct tape is the ultimate tool. ^.^

[Jessi] yes it is

[OrionDouglas] the_rooted: No. Al Gore is the ultimate tool.

Liress nods to Rochelle, "Ever use it instead of wax?"

Liress giggles at Orion, "True."

[Rochelle] "Duct Tape? Naaah.

[Jessi] but I like to wrap my characters in Duct Tape

Jessi grins evily

Rochelle Oohs at Jessi, and duct tapes her up like a mummy? ^.^;

Jessi is duct taped, she falls over with a muffled eep and a thud

Rochelle giggles lightly at Jessi.

Liress needs sleep, y'all.

OrionDouglas needs help, y'all.

Daemon slips in for a bit, his face drawn.

OrionDouglas wonders what Daemon's face was drawn with.

Daemon knew that was coming...

OrionDouglas thought she'd get in before anyone else.

KerBear enters this room

OrionDouglas waves her WFOAS at Ker.

KerBear waves to OD

[Rochelle] "What's a WFOAS?"

[OrionDouglas] Wolf-femur-on-a-stick.

[Rochelle] "...Wow. That's odd.. o.O

[OrionDouglas] Odd? You were expecting any different. From me?

KerBear stands in Daemons lap, and grrrrrrrrrrrrs at Jessi. "My TeddyGasm Man. " Twenty four inches of stuffed purple fluff, and she's terrifyingly cute!

[Rochelle] "I don't know you too personally, OD. Sorry. ^.^;

Daemon just blinks, then looks at Ker.

[Jessi] oh...so sorry um...big purple bear person

[OrionDouglas] Just like JerDoll, Jessi. He's 18 inches of fun! And when he's in doll form, that's also his height!

KerBear giggles at OD. "You seen my cutie doll, Orion?"

[OrionDouglas] Not today Ker.

[KerBear] Awww thank O ri On ;)

[OrionDouglas] O ri On. <clap, clap> O ri Off. <clap, clap> O ri On. <clap, clap>

KerBear giggles at Orion :)

Daemon raises a brow and wonders if someone put a 'Talk to me' sticker on him...

KerBear giggles and hides the 'Chat Daemon up for a dollar booth, real quicklike ;)

OrionDouglas erects a "Talk to Me" sign by Daemon just to be sure.

[Jessi] I bet that Bear would like to play tea party with barbie and the other dolls

KerBear would be forced to react violently at a tea party with barbie.

Rochelle will do it for you, Ker. Just give her the sign. :)

GoliathDarcorion aims his 9mm Glock40 at Barbie and just laughs

KerBear gives Rochelle the sign. She hates that damn piece of unrealistic plastic blonde bubbleheadedness.

Jessi then plays her own babrie doll game, tying boobie to on fan blade, and Ken butt licker to the other, then turning the fan on so they smack against the walls

Rochelle blinks at Jessi... She likes that game. But she prefers a flamethrower. ;)

[Jessi] wooohoo....its flying boobie and ken butt licker, her side kick

GoliathDarcorion slowly squeezes the trigger, blowing the head of fan spin barbie

Jessi then gets out the Barbie Q and a bunch of charcoal and light fluid

Jessi punctures a big hole in the side of the lighter fluid, after dumping the whole bag of charcoal on the Barbie Q, then Smashes the grate on with a hammer

Jessi finishes emptying the bottle of lighter fluid, then gets out the gasoline

Jessi then piles wood ontop of the smashed in charcoal , lighterfluid and gasoline filled Barbie Q and duck tapes the lid on

Jessi pours more gasoline on that

Jessi then shoves a piece of fuse through the top and lights it

[Jessi] RUN!

Daemon shields himself and CJ, along with the bear.

[Jessi] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Rochelle is standing too close to the explosion. She gets all black and crispy, just like in the cartoons. o.o;

[Jessi] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

Jessi sprays Rochelle with the hose

Rochelle dusts herself off...

Rusty = Rochelle = Rusty = Rochelle = Two halves of the same nut. ;)

Coriel doesn't wanna know about Rusty's nuts. ;P

Rusty sniggles at Coriel.

OrionDouglas = OrionDouglas² + C

[Rusty] "What's C, OD?

[OrionDouglas] Cocane.

Jessi wnats some kisses too

Jessi grabs Orion and makes out with him

Jessi kisses and kisses and kiiisssssssssseeeeees

Rusty reminds Jessi, that the blonde icon in the right next to someone's name indicates the female sex. ^.^;;;;;

[Jessi] ooooooooooops

OrionDouglas is a her. But keeps quite about it.

OrionDouglas gets femme kisses!!!

Jessi thought that was nasty..and hopes it can be erased...she makes out with Rusty instead

Jessi loves Orion to bits, but dont swing that way

Rusty blinks as he's made out with. @.@

Rusty swings anyway possible... Almost. ^.^

[OrionDouglas] Rustomeo!

Rusty acks, and has to pry Jessi off his lips with a crowbar. "Eek... o.O;;;

Rusty is more of a Rusty Masaki, Orion. ;)

Rusty makes that ) a P

Rusty therefore has this face ;P

Jessi pulls her lips off Rusty, duct tapes them back on and grins

Rusty hnmms... "Rusty Masaki, or Tenchi Snowfox?" :)

[OrionDouglas] No need for Rusty.

Rusty feels that way sometimes, OD. ^.^;

Jessi giggles and takes off her clothing, her player is too tired to think logically right now and so will proceed to blubber

Jessi runs around the room, naked and blubbering

OrionDouglas whoots.

Rusty ka-blinks at Jessi. O.o

Jack_Snowmane blinks at Jessi

Rusty hmms, and draws a crappy Cartoon Network/Toonami style bikini on Jessi.

OrionDouglas thumps Rusty with her WFOAS.

Coriel puts Jack's eyeballs back in his head. ;P

Rusty blinks at OD and gets whymphed... He goes down... Like a brick in the ocean. @.@

[Jessi] i'v got a sexy bikini

OrionDouglas whoots again 'cause it's a sexy bikini and not a CRAPPY bikini like she first thought.

Jessi crashes into the wall, failing to make a funky toon runs through wall impressions, and slumps to the ground

Jessi shakes her head, her player giving up....she tackles Orion and makes out with her

OrionDouglas WHOOTS!!!

AnNpc thinks Dae is studdly... *growls*

Daemon coughs at AnNpc. 'Am not.'

AnNpc coughs back at Dae "stud"

Daemon coughs again. 'Not.'

AnNpc sneezes "hunk"

Daemon snorts. 'Plain.'

OrionDouglas sneezes "greenstuffflyingeverywhere"

AnNpc clears his throat 'lovemuffen'

OrionDouglas clears her throat with Windex.

Daemon speaks. 'Bludgeoning fool.'

OrionDouglas speaks. "Arf!"

AnNpc speaks "Dae, you hots.exystudmuffin you"

[Daemon] Try boring, geeky, and rather unextraordinary.

OrionDouglas notes that Deamon has just described half the player population of the keep.

Daemon did, didn't he? Hmm...

Jack_Snowmane <insirt more dirty talk and porno noises here>:)

Coriel makes more porno noises. "*** **** *** ****!!!"

OrionDouglas makes a porno midi soundtrack.

OrionDouglas makes porno noises. "Hi. I'm the poolboy"