page V

I don't know why you people keep bothering me..

The 3rd of October, 2001...

OrionDouglas walks in. (sing it with me now) She's a superfreak, superfreak. She's super freaky. yow.

Nifyt flits quietly in 8" tall form next to Olivya's ear... Veeery quietly.

Nifyt whispers very quietly in Olivya's ear... She whispers... Od things.... Kinky things.... Baaaad things.... Well, not Kinky things... Or Baaaaaad things. Just... Odd things.

Olivya spies Zobriel, though she pretends not to. She seems offended by the little annoyance by her ear, oddly able to hear something. She bats at whatever it is, thinking it a pesky insect.

[Nifyt] "This is the voiiiiicesOw! *is batted across the room*

Olivya thinks it's a lude, pesky insect...

Nifyt goes uninvisible, reappearing upside down, smacked against a support pillar... ".....uugh.. @.@ "

Nifyt shakes her head and frowns, flitting over to Olivya, and sitting on the air in front of her face. "Ahem!!" She squeaks quietly.

Olivya looks at Nifyt, "I wonder what a nanoth infected fae would turn out like?" She plots to herself, though it was aloud...

Nifyt blinks quietly. "...A... nanoth?" o.o;;

[Olivya] "Yes, nanoths. Little microscopic organisms genetically altered to serve a certain function. In this case: infecting the host body like a virus and altering certain dna sequences for a certain purpose. Though, in this case, I'm not entirely sure what I'd program them to do..."

Nifyt gulps...

Nifyt baaaacks off slowly.

Tony skates towards Olivya and brings the clue train. It read: 'Make her 5'6", give her black hair, and BIG tits!"

Olivya hazards a smile at Nifyt, albeit a wicked smile...

OrionDouglas wonders what is it with men and big tits.

[Jerl whispers to oriondouglas] men adn big tits, would it help to know I prefer small ones?;-) Serious about liking small ones, but in a joking fashion

Nifyt blinks at Tony, switching to her usual 4'7" form. "...Um. Tits? What are those?"

Jerl waves to Orion, though not in doll form tonight

OrionDouglas waves to Jerl-not-in-doll-form.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Jerl] 18'' of fun!

[Jerl whispers to orionDouglas] oh....you don't even know;-)

[OrionDouglas whispers to Jerl] Do I want to?

[Jerl whispers to oriondouglas] emmm....well...technically Cami's next in line.....:)

[OrionDouglas whispers to Jerl] So... take a number.. when your called, procede in an orderly fashion.

OrionDouglas takes a number.

OrionDouglas looks at the number. It is the number of the truck that hit her.

[Jerl whispers to oriondouglas] depends on how discreet you wanna be and how bad I'll be beat, y'know, for you crossing out the 2 and making it a 1

[OrionDouglas whispers to Jerl] *OrionDouglas flashes you her lesbian union card*

[Jerl whispers to oriondouglas] Even more interesting, actually

Tony finds a skateboard behind the rollerblade and ooohs. He picks it up. On the bottom is a sticker: 'Property of Tony Hawk' "COOL. Ever better than blades."

Tony 'boards across the room using PlayerMagic to disable the fact that he can't 'board worth a crap.

Tony scoots past Tia. "Hey, baby, uh-huh, huh, huh." He zooms past.

TiaStar blinks at Tony ...

Tony knocks over a table, spins in place, shoots up it and up the wall, and does a Japan-Air. "Woohah!"

Tony sticks the landing and skates across the room to set up another table ramp. He stops, turns, goes to the first one, picks up some speed on it, skates back to the second, and goes flying into the air, and performs a 360 Scuzzy for the delight and amusement of the crowd.

Tony skates towards Tia's couch and suddenly there's a spraycan in his hand. He shoots past and tags Trav AND Tia in the same move. They now have a kewl graffiti art tag on their clothes.

TiaStar gets graffitied?

Trav is painted,...... ooooh,......

TiaStar growls at Tony as this is her Emporial Uniform, not slum clothes!

Tony skids to a halt near a large, empty (except for the incredibly expensive paintings, swords, armors, shields, posters, pictures, and other crap) wall and begins to spray tag it.

TiaStar sighs, looks at Trav, grins and kisses him

Trav ...meeps... at Tia growling,.... and den gets kisses,...Yea! *kisses back*

Tony grins. His art brings people closer together!

Trav and Tia was already 'close' Tony! *thwap* ;)

Tony grins. "Ok, so you got REALLY close together!"

Tony skates back to the impromptu half pipe and does a McTwist. "Wooo Haaa-" He ends up faceplanting.

Nifyt 's signature on Tony Hawks is Handplant, to Faceplant. :)

Fernos applouds Tony's recent nose job

Tony is picked up and rushed to the nearest board shop, where he is given a bandage and a sucker and his precious board is checked for fractures.

[Tony] The board is pronounced OK, and Tony is beat up for almost breaking it. 'Stupid kid! You coulda broken this piece of history! Look, it even still SMELLS like Hawk!" The board shop owner takes a deep whiff of the mud and dirt caked against the board.

Tony skates slowly back through the Hall doors and parks the Holy Board back near the rollerblades.

OrionDouglas erects a sign nearby. "OrionDouglas Q & A. (Not to be confused with OrionDouglas T & A, which is now moved to a later timeslot) Note. Material WILL be used on a site on OrionDouglas"

Nifyt blinks at Orion's erection.

OrionDouglas is very happy to see you.

OrionDouglas stands by her Q & A sign. waiting for Qs to A.

Nifyt flits to Orion. "What's tits?"

Fernos has a question to Orion, Why are some men such morons?

[OrionDouglas] Tits are a species of bird.

Trav laughs at Orion,.....

[OrionDouglas] Fernos> Not enough blood to the brain, too much blood to the other organ...

Nifyt blinks. "So why does he want me to have big tits?"

Fernos ahs..

Nifyt points to Tony

[OrionDouglas] Nifyt> He's a man.

Fernos feels insulted. "Oi."

Nifyt blinks. "...Uhuh..."

Nifyt thinks she understands... n.n

[OrionDouglas] Ok, so not ALL men are into big tits. Some are into legs, some are into feet, the really sweet ones who never get any are into brains...

[Fernos] Thanks a fricking lot Orion!

Nifyt blinks. "Get any what?... And why are some men into birds so much anyway that they want women to have big ones?"

[OrionDouglas] Fernos> Your welcome! Thank you for flying Q & A.

Tony counts himself as the last set, Orion, only he's disgused himself as the first set.

Fernos wears a paper bag

OrionDouglas is referring to Fernos as "Ugly Bob"

Fernos has Orion wear the paper bag. "I'm alot of things, ugly isn't one of 'em"

Nifyt waits for her question to be answered. o.o

[OrionDouglas] Nifyt> Any what? Sex. That's what. And about the big tits? I don't know. I don't have big tits.

OrionDouglas hits Fernos with her Ugly Stick and offers him the paper bag again.

Nifyt blinks. Now confused. "...What's sex?"

Fernos now looks like an ugly girl, "No thanks, I looked like this when I got here.~

[OrionDouglas] Sex. See 95% of the internet.

Nifyt blinks... "...In-tern-nett?"

Nifyt 's fully IC. ^.^;;;

[OrionDouglas] Or... Sex. The magical thing that heppens when to people love each other a lot. Sometimes happen when the two people don't love each other, but are bored out of their skulls.

Nifyt blinks quietly... "...Hmm.. Dun' think it's happened to me..."

[OrionDouglas] Intern-Net. A world-wide group of political aides set on bringing democracy to it's knees.

Nifyt er... drowns in confusion. So she fakes knowledge. "Oh! Okay!" ^.^0

[OrionDouglas] Nifyt> Me either. But you pick up a lot hanging round this bunch. *she waves to the rest of the room*

Fernos gives Orion a wtf look.

Nifyt wonders if OD means that in every sense of the words "Pick up"? :)

TiaStar looks at Orion and Nifyt

OrionDouglas stores the wtf look away for later...

TiaStar notes it is precise, to the point and umm, accurate

[OrionDouglas] I hope so Nifyt, I've been here for almost two years...

Nifyt smiles at Tia. "Hi." ^.^

Fernos meows and presumes himself bored.

OrionDouglas throws a water ballon at Ugly Bo.. er.. Fernos.

Fernos catches the water ballown gently like a cat would, it doesn't break. "Oh come on....just alittle originality please?"

Tony shows Fernos originality by using a catapult to throw a living fetus at him at something over 400 mph.

OrionDouglas notes to Fernos that she has been Throwing water balloons at bored people since she started here, almost two years ago...

Fernos sees a kid coming, he ducks.

Tony finds other stuff to put in the catapult to throw at Fernos. His favorite toaster oven, a boot, a couch, a pizza covered in anchovies, and a empty beer bottle. "Catch!"

Fernos decides it's better to hide under the table until the barrage of a yardsale gone wrong passes "That's just silly."

OrionDouglas throws the entire cast of Monty Python's Flying Circus at Ugly Bo.. er.. Fernos.

Fernos watches Flying Circus for the first time...."Wow I thought it was longer."

[OrionDouglas] And now for something completly different. *she does what she just did again*

Fernos gets up, "Could we not throw any more fat people my way?"

Fernos is Ugly Bob, he accepts this, why? Just cause.

[Jerl] Now then. Do i still seem harmful?

[OrionDouglas] Yes you do Jerl.

[SelenaSoulfire] *embarressed* no

SelenaSoulfire looks up at Orion

Jerl looks at Orion"Okay, maybe to a lesbian....

[OrionDouglas] Jerl> SHHHHHH! Don't say it out loud or they'll all want one.

SelenaSoulfire watches the exchange between Jerl and Orion

Jerl shrugs

Jerl turns back to Selena

[Jerl] Anyways.....

[SelenaSoulfire] yes?

Jerl shrugs"I ran out of things to say"

SelenaSoulfire chuckles wryly

Kuornos enters this room

[OrionDouglas] ARRGHHH! My mortal enemy has just arrived!!!

[Nifyt] "You mean sleep?"

Fernos sits up "When did logic walk in?"

OrionDouglas calms down. She thought she saw a bunny.

[OrionDouglas] BUNNY!!!!!! (they dwell in the dark and reprogram carrots to do their evil bidding)

[Fernos] You see what happens when you don't put funding into mental wards?

Rochelle enters this room

[Rochelle] "Hi" ;)

OrionDouglas waves her WFOAS at Rochelle (or is it Rustella?

Rochelle waves her ABOoaKSMoIAMPT at Orion. ^.^

[OrionDouglas] Rustette> ABOoaKSMoIAMPT ?

[Rochelle] "It's Rochelle. And that means Amazing Blessed One of a Kind Squeaky Mallet of Ig and Much Player Thwappage... Invented by an OOOLD character of mine, and blessed by... uh... Who, I cna't remember. o.O Oh! Right! Alita! =D

OrionDouglas knows Alita. Cool.

OrionDouglas adds, "Rustina."

Rochelle nodnods. Was honoured to have the AOoaKSMoIaMPT blessed by Alita. =)

Jerl knew Alita...a long time ago

[Rochelle] "Rochelle... *twitch*

OrionDouglas watches Rustenda freak out.

Rochelle aghs. "Rochelle!" >.@;

Rochelle calms down... o.o;

[Rochelle] @)-,`--

Rochelle got bored. :)

[Rochelle] O]:::::::::::I;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/

Rochelle tis superbored.

OrionDouglas throws a water ballon at Rochelle.

Rochelle uses the sword and >*SLASH*<es the waterballoon, cutting it clean in half.

Rochelle is still wet though. @.@

[OrionDouglas whispers to SelenaSoulfire] To freak Jerl out, ask about eighteen inches of fun.

SelenaSoulfire looks surprised and puzzled by a wh

SelenaSoulfire mutters, 18 inches of fun?

Jerl tells Selena to let it go, then GLARES at Orion

OrionDouglas looks innocent.

SelenaSoulfire is completely confuzzled

OrionDouglas then giggles for no reason whatsoever.

SelenaSoulfire looks at Jerl questioningly

Jerl once again tells Selena to ignore it and GLARES! at Orion

[OrionDouglas whispers to SelenaSoulfire] It's a joke about Jerl Doll form. which is 18'' high, hence: 18'' of fun.

SelenaSoulfire tries unsuccessfully to smother a laugh at a wh

[OrionDouglas whispers to SelenaSoulfire] I've often made a joke about when Jerl is NOT in doll form, the phrase 18'' of fun could still apply, which is why he is glareing at me so.

SelenaSoulfire looks across the room while trying to contain her mirth

OrionDouglas puts on her glare-proof sunglasses.

SelenaSoulfire looks back at Jerl

Jerl then TK-THWAPS Orion

SelenaSoulfire is unable to control her laughter

OrionDouglas gets TK-THWAPPED. She deserved it.

Jerl is aware of the deservingness, Orion....very

Fernos thanks Jerl :)

Jerl nods to Fernos...he's very welcome

SelenaSoulfire wipes tears from her cheeks

Jerl watches Selena laugh.....and kinda sips his water in silence

OrionDouglas does a quick inventory. "Cyber-Sex. Check. Genitalia Jokes. Check. Wet Rochelle Compitition. Check."

TiaStar glances at Orion after her inventory check and laughs

Rochelle poings over to Orion, grabs her, dips her, and kisses her veeeery deeply. Tounge and all. n.n

OrionDouglas WHOOOOPS!!!

Rochelle sits in Orion's lap. All wet. n.n

OrionDouglas WHOOOOPS again.

[OrionDouglas whispers to Rochelle] *OrionDouglas flashes you her Lesbian Union Card*

[Rochelle whispers to OrionDouglas] *Blinks then OOoos. ^.^

Tony considers bringing in his bright 'n shinin' boy to 'attack' Rochelle and Orion.

OrionDouglas doesn't want to have to castrate Tony.

Tony contents himself with watching Rochelle and Orion.

Rochelle wants Tony to zip his jeans up RIGHT now! ,:)

OrionDouglas reciprocates a little of Rochelle's been doin'.

Rochelle MrRRrrrRrs and smiles at Orion.

Tony isn't wearing jeans, and his shorts are all the way up. In fact, they're higher than usual. MUCH higher.

Rochelle giggles at Tony, and nuzzles Orion's neck softly, mrring gently.

OrionDouglas ponders something... she falls off her couch again.

Rochelle pounces Orion while she's prone. "Hi" ^.^

OrionDouglas gets pounced!

SelenaSoulfire looks at Jerl, my apologies. I was laughing at your reaction not the story'

Jerl would still like to know exactly what Orion said.....

OrionDouglas scrolls upward.

Jerl changes that, he isn't quite sure he wants to know what Orion said....

[OrionDouglas] [OrionDouglas whispers to SelenaSoulfire] To freak Jerl out, ask about eighteen inches of fun.

[Fernos] Too late..

[OrionDouglas] Ooopsy. My Bad.

SelenaSoulfire smiles at Jerl, it was not bad. Just very funny

Jerl tk-thwaps Orion once more

OrionDouglas gets tk-thwapped again. She then protests. "No woman shall be tk-thapped twice for the same offense..."

SelenaSoulfire reaches over and puts her hand on his wrist, please don't be angry with her

Jerl tkthwaps Orion again...never said anything about 3 times:)

Jerl is just kiddin' Selena, and ain't hurtin' her

SelenaSoulfire 's violet eyes sparkle with surpressed laughter

Rochelle snuggles up wtih Orion, and fondles her a little to make up for it.

[Jerl] Besides, orion likes it rough;-)

OrionDouglas OUCHIE!s and then WHOOOOPs.

SelenaSoulfire looks at Jerl and raises an eyebrow

Jerl shakes his head"Nevermind"

[SelenaSoulfire] do tell!

Jerl looks at Selena"Seriously wouldn't know, she's a lesbian

[SelenaSoulfire] it didn't sound that way to me.....*hides a mischeiviouvs grin

[SelenaSoulfire] especially with waht she said

[OrionDouglas] Males are so easily riled up! Sheeesh!

Jerl chuckles"You'll just have to believe me, lest Orion would back me up"

Jerl points to Rochelle and Orion"Tell me she ain't a lesbian"

[SelenaSoulfire] maybe she's bi

SelenaSoulfire grins at Jerl

[SelenaSoulfire] in that case her story would make sense

OrionDouglas splutters at SS's statement.

OrionDouglas reminds everbody that she is an elemental mage with a few sheep short of a New Zealand orgy.

Fernos baas

OrionDouglas hits Ugly Bo.. er.. Fernos with her Uglyer Stick.

Fernos grows a beard with the femme haircut "Great now I'm a freak, gimme that stick!~

Jerl donates the Ugly Forest to Fernos to do as he will to Orion

Fernos puts the stick away so it can't hurt anyone else. "I'm not vengefull."

Fernos reclines after a shave and a haircut..two bits

OrionDouglas pulls a couple of bricks out of her backpack and waves them at Tony in a threatening manner.

Tony pulls a Paladin Shield, FF3 style out of thin air and waves it at Orion. "C'mon!"

Fernos can just see the Tony sprite now...

OrionDouglas superheats Tony's shield.

Tony disbelieves the illusion!

OrionDouglas isn't an illusionist. She's an elementalist.

Tony drops the Shield and frowns at Orion. "Hey! I put 255 battles into that thing while wearing a stupid pink ribbon!"

[OrionDouglas] But you looked so pretty, Tony!

Jerl imagines Tony wearing a pink ribbon

Tony sniffs and shows Orion his real ribbon, black, with golden kanji on it. "Maybe, but the pink ribbon is for parties. This is my normal one."

Tony really does wear ribbons in his hair.

Fernos shhhes Tony "So do I but I don't go around telling people!"

OrionDouglas doesn't have a problem with your ribbons, Tony. It's the fact your hair's done up ina pigtail.

Tony GLARES at Orion. "I keep my hair in a cue, thank you!"

OrionDouglas looks again at Tony's hair, which right on cue performs a few tricks.

OrionDouglas ponders Stupid Pelt Tricks.

Tony feels his hair part in the middle. "HUH?"

Fernos designs a Kuel sprite complete with dual lightsaber and funny walk

Rochelle designs a Rusty/Rochelle sprite! Actions too. Fight!, MAUL, Seduce, Item. ^.^

Fernos adds to Jerl's image matching tutu

Jerl adds the tap shoes

Jerl is a Jerl-Doll! He needs no sprite.

OrionDouglas pulls a can of sprite from her Backpack.

Tony designs a Tony sprite, with the actions Fight, Massage, Consult, Item, with sub-options Run and Hide.

Fernos only has Run and False Death, darn shoulda learned something.

SelenaSoulfire wonders when Jerl shrunk and became 18 inches tall *grins*

Jerl did at that, Selena...methinks you are catching on

OrionDouglas falls off her chair laughing, upsetting Rochelle.

Jerl is a 1 and a half foot Jerl Doll, first in a Line of Keep Action Dolls. Jerl-Doll, 18 inches of fun

SelenaSoulfire picks up Jerl-doll and slips him in her pocket

Jerl is stuffed in a pocket

Jerl -doll tugs at Selena's pocket

SelenaSoulfire notes she didn't STUFF him in her pocket, she Slipped him in her pocket

Jerl notes to him, it's the same thing...he was put in a pocket

OrionDouglas ponders slippery 18'' of fun. And then mabey she shouldn't.

Jerl would cock his head at Orion, but he's in a pocket

[SelenaSoulfire] her hand dips into her pocket for her very own Jerl-doll

OrionDouglas is laughing so hard she's speechless, so she erects a sign. "No, Stop it, Please"

Jerl doll latches onto Selena's hand

SelenaSoulfire removes her hand from her pocket and sets Jerl on the table

Jerl looks up at Selena, all doll-like in his innocence, but remeniscint of Chucky...

Tony swaps Jerl's nickname's Ch with a F and nods. "Perfect."

SelenaSoulfire looks at Jerl

Jerl looks back at Selena blankly, then pushes the shiny button on his chest"HI!"

SelenaSoulfire grins and puts Jerl back in her pocket

OrionDouglas thinks that SS really knows how to push Jerl's buttons!

Jerl is again stuffed in a pocket, he begins lookin for a way out, other than the top...thus he feels around

TiaStar always had to wonder about those pocket sized anatomically correct dolls ... laughs oocly ROTF

SelenaSoulfire laughs and shifts her cloak because Jerl is tickling her ribs

Jerl ain't quite anatomically correct, Tia, and he's 18'' tall...so there:Þ

Jerl is still looking for his way out, he feels all over, virtually blind in the darkness of a pocket....

TiaStar TKly thwraps Jerl .. i didn't say life sized!

Jerl wonders how Tia'd know....

SelenaSoulfire winces as she gets thwapped (erl is in her pocket)

TiaStar notes she can sense that without someone telling her, so HA!

Jerl meets Erl"Hi Erl...I'm stuck in a pocket with ya, I'm Jerl, nice to meet ya"

Trav snickers at Jerl,...

TiaStar laughs at Jerl

[SelenaSoulfire] oops, damn typo beaties

Jerl , upon seeing Erl don't respond, kicks the crappy doll outta the pocket"Find yer own damn pocket!"

Jerl begins feeling around inside Selena's pocket again

SelenaSoulfire squeals as Jerl-doll tickles her ribs

Jerl continues looking for an exit

SelenaSoulfire quickly removes Jerl-doll from her pocket

Jerl shrugs...18'' of fun, if he ever gets outta his current pris....pocket

Jerl is free! YAY!

OrionDouglas makes a new inventory. "Cyber-Sex: Straight. Check. Cyber-Sex: Lesbian. Check. Cyber-Sex: Dolls. Check."

Trav snickers at Orion,

Rochelle giggles at Orion.

Lady_Drake looks up and wonders if she wander'd into a sex hut

[Rochelle] "You forgot Bestiality.

[OrionDouglas] Beastiality?

Rochelle giggles at Orion and nods. "Yeah. Lemmie fix that." *turns into her morphic form, a two tailed fox-girl, and has kinky sex with Orion. "There. ":)

OrionDouglas WHOOOTS

[Fernos] You have to watch out for those foxey ones, they would do ya and leave ya before it's over.

OrionDouglas walks in a very funny way to Lady_Drake. "Hi", she stammers uncertainly.

Jerl wonders if Orion has a cat in her ass, y'know, to fetch last week's gerbal

OrionDouglas is feeling rather dazed.

OrionDouglas would cut Jerl down to size, but that's been done already.

Tetsuo enters this room

[OrionDouglas] TETSUO!

Tetsuo floats in as he hears his name yelled "what do you want?"

[OrionDouglas] Tetsuo> Nothing, I just had an overwhelming urge to yell "Tetsuo".

Tetsuo smiles "maybe you should yell my other name next time"

[OrionDouglas] KANEDA?

Tetsuo looks to Orion with a smile "god"

Lothar enters this room

Lothar is here, fear the assholiness!

Lothar ahhs... that entrance is so refreshing

OrionDouglas waves her WFOAS at Lothar, rather unsteadly.

Lothar raises a brow at Orion "Careful, I might enjoy that."

Jerl looks at Selena "Yer not gunna putme back in there again are you?"

[OrionDouglas] "Yer not gunna putme back in there again are you?" - the last words I'd ever expect to hear a man utter...

Jerl would glare at Orion...but he rather dislikes the pocket

Lothar never thought hed see the day either, OD.... the world is taking a nasty turn

[Fernos] Some women are just alittle too needy Orion.

SelenaSoulfire realizes she is still holding Jerl-doll and sits him on the table

Lothar wonders who barbied Jerl anyways

Jerl looks up at Selena again

Jerl is an 18'' Keep Action Doll.....he has NOT been Barbied

[OrionDouglas] SS did Lothar, she wanted 18" of fun.

Lothar thinks if youve been dolled youve been barbied ;P

OrionDouglas puts up an anti-TK-TWAP barrier.

Jerl is fine with that, cuz he just plain THWAPS! Orion

[Lothar] "Ahh I see, OD. She should get an 18 incher at the adult store. They are on sale."

Jerl is quite un-barbieish..and hence, has not been barbied.....

OrionDouglas smiles. Where do you think she met Jerl?

SelenaSoulfire grins and blushes

Lothar grins at OD "Reaaaally now? I did not know Jerl was into the kinky stuff."

Jerl again THWAPS! Orion

Jerl thinks Orion should remove her anal cat, the gerbal prlly died already. Then he walks away, hiding behind Selena

OrionDouglas is gettting THWAPed a lot tonite.

Lady_Drake wonders where all of the true men have gone

Fernos wonders that too LD, he's got noone to heckle half the time.

OrionDouglas points to the GBB for Lady_Drake's benifit.

Lothar is a true man, LD. He is a buff, egotistical, funny, loving, helpful and kind male

Fernos coughs *coughbullshitecough*

Lady_Drake wounders what orion is poit'n at

Tony blinks at Drake and drops his shorts. "See? All man!"

Lady_Drake holds back her sickness

[OrionDouglas] GBB. Gender Bending Bathroom.

OrionDouglas coughs *hackwheezeflemysound*

Tony pulls his shorts up over his underwear. "What's your problem?"

Fernos hands Orion a Halls

OrionDouglas gets passage. To where? She don't know.

Lothar thinks surrre. He always kills men's moods. But he can cheer women up so thats a bonus, right?

OrionDouglas backs away from Lothat.

Lothar winks at OD and grrrs sexiliciously

OrionDouglas doesn't want to have to castrate Lothar.

Lothar doesnt want OD to have to either. But flirting is worth it, isnt it?

OrionDouglas flashes Lothar her Lesbian Union Card.

Lothar mmm's "Can I watch?"

Lady_Drake gasps at OD

[OrionDouglas] 18" of fun!

OrionDouglas prepares for the coming THWAP.

Jerl is a sexy Keep doll

SelenaSoulfire grins at Orion

Jerl is NOT a Keep sexdoll

Jerl looks at Orion"I know you want me"

OrionDouglas finishes Jerl's sentance. "In a traviling freakshow"

Lothar thinks if Jerl dressed in camouflauge he could be a GIJoe

SelenaSoulfire wonders if she should put Jerl back in her pocket

Jerl shrugs"Yer fantasy, Orion...your rules"

Jerl would be a GI Jerl...Keep Commando doll

[OrionDouglas] or GIJane Lothie, if he went for the GBB treatment.

Lothar hopes Jerl doesnt do the GIJane thing. She is way too butch to be sexy

Jerl does not, EVEN Jerl has his limits

[Jerl] Ah well, i'm really leaving now....

Jerl hugs the females, nods to the guys, and is gone

OrionDouglas gets hugged by Jerl. Eeewwweee.

Jerl Ka-THWAPS Orion...she likes it and she knows it;-)

Jerl exits from this room

Lady_Drake knows a lil puterish stuff

OrionDouglas knows a lot about the bunny conspiracy.

[OrionDouglas] They dig and they dig and they dig and they <WHAP> plot and scheme and hatch and twitch their furry little noses and bide their time.

Fernos hears bunny one last time and puts Orion in a bunny outfit "There!"

Lady_Drake thinks it makes orions butt look big

OrionDouglas screams and runs around and around and around trying to get away from the bunny that's hugging her...

[OrionDouglas] No LD. That's my butt making my butt look big.

OrionDouglas rips off her attire in a desperate attempt to rid herself of the evil bunnyness.

Lothar 's mouth drops

Fernos throws marshmellow bunnies at Orion, "Ok I am vengfull....it just takes awhile."

OrionDouglas gets her nekkid flesh pelted by effigys of EVIL!

Fernos covers hsi eyes then, Orion nakid is soemthing he'd rather not see.

Lady_Drake ignores orion some more

Tony ogles Orion and offers to gnash the evil bunnies off her skin with his bare teeth!

OrionDouglas shows the two bricks to Tony again.

OrionDouglas puts on her alternate outfit. Cutoff jeans and a T-shirt that reads, "Warning. Contents under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate"

Lady_Drake exits from this room

Lothar exits from this room

[OrionDouglas] Don't leave me alone with this creep!

[Fernos] DreamWalker: I feel so insulted...

[OrionDouglas] I was talking about me, Ugly Bob.