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Who's laughing now!
The 4th of October, 2001...
DeadGuyDeadGuy falls from the rafters.
OrionDouglas erects a sign by DeadGuy, "'Tis but a flesh wound!"
Aurian laughs at that one
SelenaSoulfire misses having a Jerl-doll in her pocket
Aurian wonders where Trevor went?
Trevor went to masturbate............................................................. .......................................................................JUST KIDDING!!!!!!! He's still here!
OrionDouglas doesn't want to have to castrate Trevor.
Trevor was threatened with castration once.....*sigh*......stupid Bogard....j/k, he was cool
[Jarlaxle] Has anyone seen Slinky lately?
[Alastria] I ate his liver, Jarl...with a nice chanti and some fava beans...
[Jarlaxle] Did it taste good?
Alastria shakes her head at Jarl, "Nope...tasted like peanut butter monkey's butt w/ honey roasted BBQ sauce...."
OrionDouglas thought that Slinky would taste like ghoti.
[Jarlaxle] Eww, I've had that before. Thats odd 'cause human liver usually tastes good.
Alastria thought ghoti tasted a whole lot like peanut butter monkey's butt w/ honey roasted BBQ sauce, Orion...
Alastria blinks at Jarl...she's not gonna ask..
[OrionDouglas] And does peanut butter monkey's butt w/ honey roasted BBQ sauce taste like chicken???
Jarlaxle grins, some drow have odd eating habitts.
Alastria shakes her head at Orion, "No...chicken tastes like espresso minty potato beans with just a dash of cajun hot sauce..."
OrionDouglas hears Alastria. "Now I know why I hate chicken."
Alastria ponders flicking a booger at Trevor, but she doesn't feel like sticking a finger up her nose...there's no telling what's up there....but she's pretty sure Dearheart has no brain and no brain eating inhabitants....but she still doesn't want to stick her finger up Dearheart's nose either, 'You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.."
Dearheart 's brain went AWOL a few years ago. She's been operating on Automatic pilot ever since.
Trevor 'd pick your nose......but he's your friend, he's asuming
OrionDouglas picks DeadGuy's nose off the floor.
Alastria still doesn't want to stick her finger up Dearheart's nose...there's no telling where her nose as been!! And she doesn't have any "protection" from weird nose-viruses, etc...
OrionDouglas throws DeadGuy's nose at someone random.
[OrionDouglas] Roll a condom on yer finger, Al!
Dearheart 's nose has been....No. She's not going to answer that.
Crysta ducks the nose.
OrionDouglas prolly shouldn't have said that.
Trevor pulls out a condom and rolls it on his nose, then looks at Orion "LIKE THIS?!?!?"
OrionDouglas skips the obvious joke, Trev.
Cien laughs at Trevor
Trevor missed it.....he misses every joke...Cien could back him up on that...
Alastria snickers at Trevor....
Trevor pulls the condom off his nose and slips it in his pocket.....he can probably use that again
[OrionDouglas] You go; 'Trevor pulls out a condom and rolls it on his nose, then looks at Orion "LIKE THIS?!?!?"' and then I go. "Now your just being a dickhead, Trev"
Alastria snickers at Orion...
Trevor looks at the laughing Cien "Ya' silly silly bastard..."
Cien flicks Trevor's booger off of his finger
Alastria gets hit w/ a Trevor booger, "ACK!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!"
Alastria scrapes at the booger, "Oh gosh, it burns!!!"
Trevor chuckles at Orion's dickhead comment......heh.........heh heh......that's funny
Trevor looks at Alastria and points, laughing "Heh...."
OrionDouglas doesn't think Al wants to get any part of Trevor off.
Alastria actually wouldn't mind, Orion, but she won't voice that outloud...
Alastria finally gets the booger off of her, watching it hit the Mainhall floor and sizzling a dime sized hole into it, "Shit Trev, what kind of diet do you have??"
Trevor thinks that everyone wants a peice of Trev off....accept for Cien over there, he's a pervert child molester.....HIDE YOUR KIDS!!!!
[Cien] uhh...um...he's uh....LYING!!!! yeah that's it...
Trevor looks at Alas "a diet full of straight Everclear..."
Soldan sighs softly.... hearing Brad Majors makes him think of the word asshole
OrionDouglas sighs softly.... hearing the name John Howard makes her think off the word asshole.
Soldan wants sex... he'll be brutilly honest.
OrionDouglas doesn't want to have to castrate Soldan.
Trevor walks over to Soldan and picks up his hand "This is Rosy Palm and her five sisters....know them, get to love them, and use them....it's the best way"
Trav laughs at Trevor,
Soldan clarifies... He doesn't want sex... his player thinggy does... he keeps saying something bout a clock and biology or something
TiaStar peers at Soldan and Trevor and chuckles
Trevor picks up Soldan's ooc player hand then, and repeats
Soldan 's player knows this Trevor, but he got spoiled with the real thing, and wants it instead
Trevor shrugs.....get Crisco then....no big deal
Soldan 's player bashes Trevor... it's an auto bash for 0 damage, but he still does.
Trevor smiles brightly and tosses Soldan's player a little thing of peanut butter and a small dog.... he's sure you can figure out what to do from there
Trevor then mozzies over to the bar and sits down
Trav thinks Trevor has too much time on his hands,...
[OrionDouglas] Trevor> EEEEWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE
Trevor smirks at Orion and Trav's reactions......
OrionDouglas really wants to castrate Trevor now.
Trevor cups his hands over his twigs and berries
OrionDouglas runs to SS. "Trev's bein' a sick wierdo. More so than me!"
Trevor needs that, ya' know Orion?
Trevor looks at Orion "Are you intimidated by my greater sicko wierdoness power?"
OrionDouglas goes eewwwwwweeeee at Trev at his 'Twigs'. Twigs? More than one? EEEEEEEWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE.
Trevor quirks as Orion points that out........EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
SelenaSoulfire looks at Orion and wonders if there is another SS in the room right now
Trevor quickly changes that to TWIG and berries
[OrionDouglas] SelenaSoulfire> Just you.
[SelenaSoulfire] what am I supposed to do about it? It's his lady's job to control him, and I don't think she would appreciate my interference
OrionDouglas pouts. She just wanted someone to run to... meany...
SelenaSoulfire looks helplessly at Orion
[SelenaSoulfire] I'm sorry Orion
OrionDouglas loves it when you do that SS. *eg*
SelenaSoulfire smiles and hugs Orion to make her feel better
OrionDouglas giggles for no reason whatsoever.
OrionDouglas now feels a whole lot better.
[SelenaSoulfire] glad to help Orion
[OrionDouglas] Ker!
[Ker] ODie!
OrionDouglas barks.
[OrionDouglas] Wilten'-Badly present their newest in the line of Keep-Action-Figures, ODie! See her stand there stupidly! Watch her chase tail!...
Trevor thinks the name 'Chenga' reminds him of the game 'Jenga'...
[SelenaSoulfire] great minds.....*smiles at Trevor*
Trevor looks at Selena "Think alike"
OrionDouglas wouldn't call Trev's mind great...
OrionDouglas chuckles. More like "Great minds.... wouldn't be caught dead in here."
Trevor sighs......his mind is great enough for him, and that's all he asks
SelenaSoulfire chuckles, I thought I was the only one who thought Jenga
Trevor looks at Orion "You know you just called yourself stupid, right?"
Bourt snickers at Orions comment, and grins a bit.
OrionDouglas is allowed to. She's Australian.
Jeff waves to Trav and Tia and Orion and LadyAurora and Ker and Cooth
Jeff shuffles further into the room, still condemed to wear bunny slippers
OrionDouglas gets waved to?
LadyAurora waves to Jeff, and wonders if she knows him.
Jeff would have huggled you Orion but he's tired and well frankly scared of you =)
Trav notes to Jeff, you skin them you wear them ;)
Jeff is better known as AnNpc Aurora, that should help
[OrionDouglas] Jeff> And that's as it should be.
[OrionDouglas] I'm scared of you too Jeff, George Clooney is evil.
Jeff notes Trav was not suposed to tell that his slippers were actually bunnies, once
OrionDouglas ponders Curious George Clooney...
OrionDouglas yays for Jeff for removing two of the evil bunnys from existance!!!
Jeff steals Cami while she afks
Zeirum steals Jeff while he is stealing the AFK Cami.
Jeff gets stolen?? Just becareful you dont undo the belt of his robe Z...please....
SelenaSoulfire raises an eyebrow at Jeff's comment
Zeirum wraps Jeff up and sends him to Douglas. "Here, a present from Z to you."
Jeff is only wearing a robe and bunny slippers Selena, his controler doesnt like him right now
Jeff gets gift wrapped and wonders if its birthday paper or halloween or christmas
SelenaSoulfire glares at Jeff's player for being so inhumane
Zeirum is cheap. It's a newspaper, Jeff.
[OrionDouglas] Jeff> Actually, it's a nice wrapped lunch.
Jeff eeps silently from within gift wrap at Selena, dont do that, they will do something even worse!
Jeff really hopes that doesnt mean Orion is going to umm...never mind, bad thought, very bad thought!
SelenaSoulfire contemplates teaching Jeff's player witth the her cattle prod
[OrionDouglas] Don't worry Jeff. I never eat men.
SelenaSoulfire advances on Jeff's player, chars are people too.......
Jeff doenst really have a player, he has a controler, ie a DM..and alas as all know DM is God and does bad things when characters dont co-operate
[OrionDouglas] Slink> Have you given up on that when-all-said... thing?
[Slinky] Yep.
[OrionDouglas] Slink> Mind if I start something similar?
[Slinky] Doesn't bother me.
[OrionDouglas] Cool. I promise I won't rip off yer title thou.
[Slinky] Alrighty.
[Slinky] Ooh! You should call it "Kids Say The Dumbest Things!"
[Slinky] 'Cause it's like that show, but it's not? Get it? GET IT?!?! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! French class...
OrionDouglas lols. That's a good one.
[OrionDouglas] Keepsters Say the Dumbest Things?
[Slinky] No. That's just dumb. You're full of dumb!
Trevor begins poking Orion in the head "Dumby dumb!!! wake up!!!!! hey stupid dumby dumb!!!"
[Slinky] Call it Kids Like Porn!
OrionDouglas starts banging her head. "Gotta leave the table..."
OrionDouglas lols again. Not suitable, but still funny, considering the Keep's latest content...
[Slinky] There's nothing wrong with kids liking porn! It's what they do!
[OrionDouglas] Slink> Kids also scribble on walls and pour honey in the sugar and take candy from strangers...
[Slinky] Kids are great, aren't they? For me to poop on!
Lanen waves to Orion, cuz she's freakai.
OrionDouglas is a superfreak, superfreak. She's super freaky. yow.
Lanen bites the inside of her cheek and looks at Lason, "Lason... again it's been a while."
OrionDouglas bites the inside of her buttcheek?
Lanen ewws at Orion, "Wrong cheek, hun. Try the right one..."
OrionDouglas bites the inside of her right buttcheek. She doesn't think she be sitting for a while...
Lanen blinks at Orion.
OrionDouglas smiles at Lanen...
Lanen shows her... teeth to Orion. Sparkle.
OrionDouglas grins at Lanen. Her eyes light up...
Lanen stops showing Orion her teeth. Sparkly things are known for attracting stuff to 'em... this could pose to be a danger.
OrionDouglas mumbles something about shinys but then stops.
[OrionDouglas whispers to SelenaSoulfire] You've been quiet...
[SelenaSoulfire whispers to OrionDouglas] not much to say *you sense she appears to be looking for someone from time to time*
OrionDouglas thinks someone misses her eighteen inches of fun. (sorry)
Lanen thought it was twenty, Orion...
[SelenaSoulfire whispers to OrionDouglas] *raises n eyebrow*
OrionDouglas notes to Lanen that twenty doesn't sound as good as a foot and a half.
Lanen nods kinda. Perhaps a foot and three quarters?
OrionDouglas notes to Lanen that would be twenty-one.
Lanen knows that, Orion! *pouts* She was 'bout to add some more.
SelenaSoulfire thinks Orion and Laney are out of control *grin*
[OrionDouglas whispers to SelenaSoulfire] I just like throwing out some sexual innuendo every no and then. You mentioning that yer lookin for someone reminded me that you asked about Jerl earlier, hence the 18" of fun.
Lanen is so out of control she fizzes! Err...
OrionDouglas is so out of control her player has thrown it's hands up and left the room...
SelenaSoulfire smiles at Orion
[Lanen] "Orion's Player has left the building!"
OrionDouglas 's player tells me to tell Lanen. "Thanyou. Thanyouverymuch"
[Lanen] [Applause]
[Lanen] [APPLAUSE!! Damn it!]
Trav claps? ;)
OrionDouglas gives Lanen the clap.
Lanen acks! She doesn't want that kind of clap... Can she get a vaccination?
TiaStar blinks at Orion giving Lanen the Clap?
Lanen runs over to Tia and tags her with the Clap, "You're it!"
LaBelle[Not_Patti] sticks Laney with a needle She'd really rather ODie didn't give Laney the clap ;)
OrionDouglas ponders National Lampoons' Christmas Vaccination.
OrionDouglas barks.
Lanen is needled! "OUCH!"
Lanen trees.
TiaStar is glad she is under a blanket .. hehehehe .. as the clap bounces off and hits some unsuspecting person in the room
LaBelle[Not_Patti] leafs!
Lanen notes that Tia cheats! =P
OrionDouglas sniffs around Lanen.
Lanen drops shiny things on the floor to lure Orion away from her goodies.
OrionDouglas notes that no amount of shiny can keep her away from goodies. Unless it's a chastity belt.
Lanen dropped a chastity belt! Err... probably not. She wouldn't even know what one was.
[OrionDouglas] Lanen, if your trying to keep me away from your goodies, you do not DROP your chastity belt... :)
Lanen blinks at Orion, "Oh... my bad." She starts strapping it back on. =) She realises as she's doing this, "Wait... who's is this? I don't own one o'these!"
Lanen walks over to Lason, leaving a trail of shiny objects in her wake.
OrionDouglas follows Lanen.
Lanen turns and looks at Orion, "Hey! I won't find my way back to my sofa now!"
OrionDouglas looks back the way she came, it's sofa to go...
Lanen slumps slightly, then turns back to Lason, sitting across from him, pitching silverware at Orion, "You an' Clemmie...?"
[OrionDouglas] SPOON!
OrionDouglas gets hit by a very small fork.
Beowulf sits at the bar, bored stupid. . .
OrionDouglas throws a Water Balloon of Raise Intellect at Beowolf.
Beowulf gets hit with the balloon. . ."Hey! I can think! for once. . . . ."
HaroldWilliamson falls asleep, snoring loudly
Lanen throws an olive at Harold's mouth when he opens it while snoring...
HaroldWilliamson snorts and swallows the olive, going right back to snoring, this time twice as loud
Lanen throws something larger at Harold's gob, this time it's a tangerine.
HaroldWilliamson gets a tangerine lodged in his mouth, stays asleep. The preasure builds and builds and suddenly POP goes the tangerine into the air
[HaroldWilliamson] Medium rare. . .hold onions. . . . .extra sauce. . . .. .
Lothar enters this room
SelenaSoulfire waves at Lothat
[OrionDouglas] He's so Lothat....
[OrionDouglas] He's so Lothat he doesn't even unlock his front door, he slides under it.