page VII

I would just like to thank all you peeps for the positive feedback I have recieved. Thanks to your support, the insanity continues...

The 10th of October, 2001...

OrionDouglas has entered. Be warned.

Mephistopheles hmms as he enters

[KerBear] ODIE! DEMONYFLAVOURED GUY!

[OrionDouglas] Guy?

Rusty checks OD's femininity. *squeeze* Yep.

Rusty RUNS.

OrionDouglas hits Rusty with a large wooden mallet she pulled from nowhere...

Rusty is WHACKed. And goes down. In a bad way. @.<

[Aurora] *sniffles ooc* This is so.sad.....

[Aurora] "Frankly Scarlet...I don't give a damn"

[Aurora] *laughs* She is such a bitch...she reminds me of.....me

KerBear hops into the Tickle Trunk and puts on a Scarlet O'Hara costume.

[Aurora] I can't believe he leaves her....

[Aurora] I can't believe I am watching this movie

OrionDouglas can't believe it's not butter.

Rusty SNEEZES!!!

[Rusty] @.@

OrionDouglas wipes off the snot.

[OrionDouglas] Ewww! Watch where you point that thing!

Rusty sniffles, and rubs his nose. ".... dgh... sowwy... my doze iz blogged upg..."

[Rusty] Holder-Of-The-Biggest-Alias-On-The-Keep-At-The-Mom: "Hmm."

Rusty Ooohs. The Alias has a limit. n.n

[OrionDouglas] howdoigetridofthisthing?: Hehe

Mephistopheles thinks Rusty is just at the Mom, whatever that means

[KerBear] Out-to-outdo-Rusty-of-look-up-look-waaaaaaaaaaaaaa: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[KerBear] Out-to-outdo-Rusty-of-look-up-look-waaaaaaaaaaaaaa: Oy that sucks!

[Rusty] byputting"off"afterthealiascommand: "Heh."

[Kristian] You-Do-Know-That-This-Alias-Is-Bigger-Than-Yours-Right?

[Mephistopheles] DestroyerOfWorldsSlayerOfAngelsKeeperOfFuzzyAnimal: .

[OrionDouglas] callsrochellerustettejusttoseehimspazz.: 8P

KerBear will be 'Stopheles' fuzzy animal! Every DEMONYFL:AVOURED GUY needs a teddy bear! ;)

Mephistopheles ahems, and tries to gain some semblance of, well, something

[Rusty] <b><i><u>IHOLDTHEBIGGESTALIASONTHEKEEPDAMMITANDICA: "Hehehe. n.n

Rusty blinks. That didn't work. o.o

Mephistopheles is listening to Baby Did a Bad Thing, Ohhh yeah

KerBear loves that song.... She was so MAD at Eyes Wide Shut for never playing the whole song....

[Aurora] I have never heard the whole song

[OrionDouglas] howdoigetridofthisthing?: Aurora> Apparently. Baby did a bad bad thing.

[Aurora] *laughs* This is too weird

[OrionDouglas] Aurora> Welcome to the Keep.

[OrionDouglas] and if geocities <cough>wankers<cough> can upload my file, you'll see just how weird the Keep can get.

Aurora blinks "Is that where I am...damnit.....I must have taken a wrong turn at hell

Mephistopheles gives the stuffed bear the come hither look

KerBear POUNCES 'Souffer's Lean Cuisine. "I think you should be an insidiously evil bugger. Y'know kinda like a Tempter Demon in WoD Dark Ages :)

KerBear gets a come hither look! She shivers and faints in 'Stopheles' arms. She's just so excited!

KerBear just can't hide!

KerBear just can't hide it!

Mephistopheles snickers, and strokes the Bear, right There

OrionDouglas tut-tutts and wonders what Jerl-Doll would say.

KerBear has no idea, but how can she resist a demon guy, OD?

KerBear TEDDYGASMS!

Mephistopheles grins, "Like that?"

KerBear grins, nodding MOST emphatically. "Oh yeah... "

[OrionDouglas] KerBear> Ya got a point.

[KerBear] Thank you ODie!

Mephistopheles produces a feather from inside the folds of his cloak, "How about this?"

OrionDouglas barks, and then chases tail.

KerBear eeeps, and squirms... "Oh no... not the feather!"

Aurora is bored out of her mind......help

OrionDouglas throws a water balloon at Aurora

Aurora ducks, and lets the balloon fly tword KerBear

Mephistopheles winks and lightly trails the feather over the Bear, making sure to get those Oh so sensitive spots, "And why not, pray tell?"

KerBear gets all water balloony wet.

Mephistopheles guesses the Bear got wet one way or another

KerBear eeeps and really squirms. She TEDDYGASMS!! again, repeatedly. She's a very wet teddy!

Mephistopheles holds up a Towel, since he's always belive the HHGttG about them, "Maybe I need to dry you off?"

KerBear pokes her felt tongue out, teddygasping. Damn, Demonyflavouredguys are GOOD

Rusty watches a Teddy... teddygasm... Whatever that is... o.o

KerBear looks up at 'Stopheles' "Please?"

KerBear is a anthro teddy bear. She has the right to have orgasms too. She just Teddygasms.

Mephistopheles methodically drys off the Bear, making sure to really rub where its wettest

KerBear twitches, and wriggles. She's gonna 'splode, go BOOM

Mephistopheles adds that one last extra deep rub and smiles, "Done"

KerBear 'splodes, goes BOOM! She also TEDDYGASMS! again! "already?" ;(

Joseph gets showered in...Teddygasm? "...Icky?"

Mephistopheles is covered in stuffing? "Not sure you can take much more"

[OrionDouglas] BEANS. LITTLE WHITE BEANS!

KerBear is now flatter than when Gav stole her stuffing, but damn does she have a silly grin on her fuzzy teddy face!

Joseph makes a face, then walks off to change. "I feel like I just committed beastiality..."

Mephistopheles is tempted to blow the Bear back up, but isn't sure she's up to it

KerBear 's player falls over her chair laughing....

KerBear would be very up to things, if she was male :)

Mephistopheles wouldn't be so eager to reinflate the Bear then

KerBear is male tho' and she thinks she can handle it :)

Rusty fills Ker with Helium?

[KerBear] ISN'T DAMNIT

Mephistopheles thinks the Bear is male, becuase she has a Handle?

KerBear pops her claws that go *SNIKT* out on her idjit player! "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

KerBear is handle-less, really 'Stopheles'...

Joseph leaps to save KerBear's player. Insert slow-motion "Nooooo!" here.

KerBear uses Joseph as a bouncing off point to getting to her player.

OrionDouglas keeps her player locked up.

Joseph gets Mario'd? Damn. Well, he gets flattened and a pixelated '500' appears above his flattend 8-bit form.

Joseph means 'flattened'. But that's beside the point.

Mephistopheles holds up a card with 10 writen on it for the Bear

Rusty does the runsaber thing, leaps, and slashes with an energy blade at a passing monster, causing it to explode and drop a small orb with a + in the center, which he lets Joe grab. n.n

KerBear POUNCES 'Stopheles again. Enthusiasticly :)

Joseph devours a red and white mushroom, then reinflates. DoobidyDoobidyDoob!

Mephistopheles catches the flying Bear, "Back for more?"

KerBear nods... "OHYEAH"

Mephistopheles thinks for a moment, "It does look like you need to be stuffed"

KerBear nods... "Yeah I do. My stuffin's went blooies..."

OrionDouglas rummages around her backpack and hands KerBear sum bottles of Stuff™.

Mephistopheles chuckles, "I did notice that"

KerBear consumes the bottles of Stuff™.

KerBear waggles her teddybrows at 'Stopheles. "Wanna stuff me?"

Mephistopheles looks over the Bear, "What if I put to much in you?"

[KerBear] I'll just 'splode again, and let a li'l out....

Mephistopheles chuckles at the Bear, "You've done this before I see"

KerBear giggles, all teddy-like. "No, but o/'I wanna be stuffed by you, by you and nobody else but you o/'"

Mephistopheles shrugs, takes the Bear some place private, and gives her a good, through stuffing

KerBear giggles and squeals at being stuffed in private. She TEDDYGASMS! again :)

Mephistopheles flips the Bear over and makes sure she's been stuffed with as much as she can take

KerBear eeeps and gets stuffed till her seams look about ready to pop! She sounds like one happy bear.

Mephistopheles finishes, taking care to make sure the Bear's finished, "Much better"

KerBear oh yeahs and curls up on 'Stopheles.

Joseph stretches, then flexes his hand. Snikt! "Er...Wait. I don't go snikt..."

[KerBear] ;goes *SNIKT*

KerBear but not right now :)

[OrionDouglas] OOC: KerBear> Your colon had other ideas.

Joseph 's colon had an idea once. It was a shitty idea, so it got flushed down the loo.

OrionDouglas does a rimshot.

Aurora thinks that was a really bad Joke Joseph.

Joseph bows to Orion. "Thaaank you."

OrionDouglas puts the drum-kit back in her backpack for later...

Joseph doesn't care. It was called for. :)

Rusty snickers and shakes his head.

[Rusty] "Aaah. The daily dose of Toilet Humour.

[OrionDouglas] OOC: Aurora> Gives you the shits when people tell bad jokes?

[Aurora] *laughs*

Rusty sniggers.

[Rusty] >> *** /ignore does not work on the Common Cold Virus ***

[Rusty] "Dammit. -.-

[OrionDouglas] OOC: >> *** /ignore does not work on real life™ **

[Rusty] >> *** Real Life needs shooting then. ***

Aurora bounces her head off the bar for lack of anything better to do

[OrionDouglas] OOC: goddamnshitheapoffuckengeocitieswankers.

[Rusty] ooc Problems, OD?

[OrionDouglas] OOC: Geocities <cough>demonspawn</cough> won't upload my file.

[Rusty] "That's Geoshitties for you, OD.

Mephistopheles takes no credit for Geocities, thank you very much

[OrionDouglas] OOC: I mean, It's a measly 51k. They're against me 'cause I do my own HTML, that's it.

[OrionDouglas] OOC: The total upload can be up to 5MB. Bullshit.

OrionDouglas oocly sacrifices something to shub-internet, in the hopes of her file being accepted.

Shub-Internet enters this room

OrionDouglas sacrifices Bill Gates to Shub-Internet.

Shub-Internet simply passes by on its cloven electronic hooves, devouring Bill Gates as it goes. It makes an electronic 'Baaah' sound, then doubleclicks off to vomit.

Shub-Internet exits from this room

[OrionDouglas] ooc: And today was 'posed to be the great unveiling!

OrionDouglas screams like a little girl!

[OrionDouglas] ooc: YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[OrionDouglas] ooc: YEAH! I'M THE GREATEST!

Rusty blinks at OD.

[Rusty] "It worked then?"

[OrionDouglas] ooc: Attention Peoples! 'Kids Say the Dumbest Things' is now OPEN!

[OrionDouglas] ooc: (you need not be bored any more)

Aurora blinks at Orion "I just have one question.....why?"

OrionDouglas pokes Rusty with her WFOAS.

Rusty 's reading, OD. :)

[OrionDouglas] ooc: Aurora> Why what?

[Aurora] "Not that I don't find the majority of your sight hilarious, but why take the time to point out others stupidity. Just tell them they are stupid."

[Aurora whispers to OrionDouglas] Very cute though...I enjoyed it

OrionDouglas thanks a /wh.

[OrionDouglas] ooc: Aurora> The title is just a title. It could have been easily called "OrionDouglas' Keep Logs". But that would have been boring.

[OrionDouglas] ooc: Plus I don't want to be like Slinky, telling every second person that they're stupid.

Aurora laughs "Usually, every second person is stupid. But I understand

[OrionDouglas] ooc: BTW. All the stuff on that page happened on just one night. I've still got at least 6 logs left to be processed.

[Aurora] ONe night....*lol*

[OrionDouglas] ooc: When I get on, I stay on!

Rusty 's laughing his f**king head off at those logs!!

[OrionDouglas] ooc: Don't worry Rusty, your time will come.

TiaConner giggles oocly at the logs .. thinking maybe, just maybe her day isn't so bad after all .. thanks Orion!

Rusty DIES laughing.

[Rusty] "Damn Orion. I wish I'd been there for all that shit." *grin*

[OrionDouglas] ooc: Rusty> I've got some good stuff featuring you in later logs.

Rusty blinks at OD. "...Uh... I'M INNOCENT!! I swear!!" ^.^;;

Rusty 's gotta see it anyway, OD. n.n

Aurora laughs histerically...um...just cause her player is tired

Aurora knows she spelt that wrong, and she don't care

OrionDouglas hits her player repeatedly. "MY TIME!"

Rochelle enters this room

Lothar was wondering when Rochelle was gonna make it back

Rochelle waves. "Hi." ^.^ *Thunder and lightning*

OrionDouglas screams like a Beatles fan! Rochelle is back!

Rochelle darts over to OD's lap and snugs up with her. "Hi. Y'miss me?" n.n

[OrionDouglas] Yes. <big extra wide grin>

Rochelle snuggwuvvles on OD and giggles softly.

OrionDouglas gets whatever Rochelle did to her. :)

KerBear hugs 'Rora. Rusty, ODie and 'STOPHELES G'night.

Lothar doesnt get teddy hugs. Hmm wonder why? :P

Mephistopheles got TeddyHugs, and this is his first night, beat that Lothar!

Lothar wonders how thats hard, Mephi. Being around longer (and being hated by everyone) makes getting hugs WAY harder ;P

OrionDouglas sends a NPC over to hug Lothar.

Lothar breaks the NPC's neck

[Lothar] "I want cookies or Cira."

[OrionDouglas] And that's why noone wants to hug you, Lothar. People like their necks.

[Lothar] "I dont hurt females though..."

Mephistopheles could hug you Lothar, he doesn't hate you, Yet. He prefers 'Stopheles by the way, to Mephi

Lothar doesnt think so, Mephi. And thinks that you not hating him is gonna end quick if you dont want him calling you Mephi :P

OrionDouglas sends a female NPC over to grope Lothar.

Lothar will typo 'Stopheles a lot more... so Mephi is easier

Mephistopheles shrugs, its all good......err bad, yeah, he's the dark brooding type so its bad

Lothar oos... and makes hot sexums with the NPC. Busting the couch and tearing leather off it and screams echo throughout the keep... then reality breaks through

[Rochelle] "There is no spoon."

OrionDouglas screams and hides from reality!

OrionDouglas hands Rochelle a spoon. "SPOON!"

Rochelle blinks as OD hides up her top. She giggles. "Ooh."

TiaConner wonders what reality really is

Rochelle looks at the spoon and takes it. "Thanks! Now I can eat my mango sorbet!" ^.^

[Rochelle] "Boring, Tia."

OrionDouglas likes where she's hiding. ^.^

Lothar actually came up with a good deffinanition for reality, Tia

Rochelle does too, OD. ^.~

[OrionDouglas] Reality is a figment of your imagination.

TiaConner looks to Loather waiting to hear his definition

Lothar thought about it throughaly while watching Matrix. Reality is what your brain tells you but its what your brain tells you from outside forces. Not stuff falsly running through your brain

OrionDouglas wiggles a bit.

Lothar hmms... and thinks that sounded better when he didnt say it....

TiaConner wonders if reality is finding out a RL ex just moved so close to where you live that you could easily throw a rock and hit there house?

[OrionDouglas] Reality does not exist. Only our perceptions exist, and since everybody's perceptions are diffrent, there is no set reality.

Mephistopheles thinks thats more an oppurtunity you should take Tia, not reality

Lothar thinks thats a stalker, Tia, not a basis of reality ;P

[OrionDouglas] No, reality is finding out a RL ex just moved so close to where you live that you could easily drive a truck through their living room.

TiaConner 's player could do that OD .. damn why did she ever have to wake up today to find out

[Lothar] "And theres about 30 pizza joints less then 15 minutes drive from where I live so ya know...."

TiaConner thinks about fast food and wants to throw up ... thinking there's nothing like a meal made from scratch in your own home

Lothar cant cook oocly, Tia, whatcha expect him to do?! Arby's and Domino's are his best friend. The Domino's delivery people, all 4 of them, know his name by heart.

[OrionDouglas] Lothar> That is so sad. *bursts out laughing*

Rochelle points and giggles at Lothar.

Rochelle snuggles on OD again and mrrs happily. Ponders copping a quick feel. :)

OrionDouglas wiggles. "Help yerself, Rochelle"

Rochelle Ooos, and feels Orion up some. *giggle*

[Rochelle] "Ooh. Nice undies. Where'd y'get em?" *fondle grope*

OrionDouglas purrrrrrrrrrs

[OrionDouglas] What undies?

Rochelle blinks. "Those black silk ones." o.O

[OrionDouglas] They're not mine. I don't wear any.

[Lothar] "Err.. thats teasing and so unfair to a horny guy!"

[OrionDouglas] Lothar> That's why we're doing it.

TiaConner chuckles at poor Lothar

Rochelle Oos, and tosses them away, then opens OD's pants, and slips inside them, all cartoon style like. n.n

Lothar grrs and crosses his arms, sitting on the couch, and pouting. He wants a crazy, suicidal and dangerous 22 year old to rock his world

OrionDouglas was going to say she isn't wearing any pants, but she just remembered she's in her alternate outfit while her dark-blue one-piece is being repaired.

Rochelle licks something. "Yum". n.n

Lothar watches OD and Rochelle get lesbian ... oh yeah

OrionDouglas is (WHOOOOT!) wearing dark blue jeans and a t-shirt with a slogan...

OrionDouglas is interrupted. Please hold.

Lothar waits for OD to beep

Rochelle pokes her head out of OD's jeans, licking a lolly pop. "Mmm. Candy floss flavour. How come y'hidin' them down there, D?"

OrionDouglas slides down with a silly grin on her face... well, more silly that usual.

OrionDouglas glares at Rochelle. 'My Sugar Fix!'

Lothar 's eyes widen

OrionDouglas don't beep.

Lothar 's lip quivers "This.. is the shiznit..."

Rochelle giggles. Then Goes back down....

Rochelle just leaves it at that. ;) *slurp*

OrionDouglas continues... The (WHOOOT! again) slogan reads...

Lothar 's mouth drops open and a thin line of drool drips down

OrionDouglas looks down her pants at Rochelle. "You haven' fun?"

Rochelle nodnods. "Yep"

Rochelle hms... Pokes a finger into something.

[Rochelle] "ooh. warm" n.n

OrionDouglas continues again.... The shirt reads, (WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!)

OrionDouglas mutters something about lower, harder.

Rochelle giggles.

Lothar 's mind is gonna blow... he may have to leave for an hour

Rochelle Oohs, Pokes lower, harder. Uses two fingers?

OrionDouglas melts.

Lothar crosses his legs and erhems

Rochelle keeps poking. Rrowr. n.n Adds a lick or two into the equation. "Oooh... Tastes sweet" n.n

[OrionDouglas] ...

Lothar plugs his ears "LA la la... cant hear the lesbian sex orgy going on right now. Nope, not me. Leave a msg after my pants blow open."

Aurora suddenly feels very bad for Lothar

OrionDouglas , for the first time in her life, is speechless.

Rochelle hands Lothar a tissue for his keyboard. ;)

Lothar thanks you, Aurora

Rochelle waves from OD's pants to Cosie. She's being bad. n.n

Lothar doesnt recquire it, Rochelle ;P he may need fresh pants though... cant walk around with a huge hole in them

OrionDouglas ponders the sound of one hand typing.

Aurora offers Lothar sympathy huggles.

Cosira snickers at Rochelle and waves back. "Don't stop on my account."

Rochelle won't. n.n

OrionDouglas glares at Rochelle. "Don't stop!"

Rochelle slurplicknuzzlekisses something. "Hmm. What happens if I poke juuust... here?"

[OrionDouglas] !!!

Davored chuckles at OD, Rochelle & Lothar. He then walks to wards an unoccupied table and seats himself.

[Cosira] Except for Rochelle and OD, 'cause it's obvious *snicker*, how is everyone today?

Lothar has no comment, Cosira

Rochelle giggles and pokes there again a few times... Also poking something else with a free finger.

[OrionDouglas] O.O

Rochelle wiiiiggles a finger in that other place. n.n

[OrionDouglas] Ô.Ô

Rochelle mrrs and giggles softly, pokepokewigglepoke.

[OrionDouglas] —.—

OrionDouglas melts again.

Lothar thinks of cookies

Rochelle hms.... Strokestrokelicknibblestroke

OrionDouglas screams like a Beatles fan again. Only IC this time.

Rochelle mrrs, and strokes deeeeeeeeeeeeeep....

OrionDouglas WIGGLES! ^.^

Rochelle blinkmeep!s at something and pokes her head out for a moment, licking her lips, then grinning. "Ooh." Then she goes back down again, and licks DEEEEEEP on something.... Any second now. n.n

OrionDouglas melts and melts and melts!

Rochelle mms... Drinks something. ;)

OrionDouglas 's thristy too. She conjours up some water to replace lost fluids. ^.^

Rochelle giggles and slips out of OD's pants, having finished now. She cuddles up in OD's lap. "Ooh. Yummy. You didn't tell me you had your own home in a dimentional nexus in your jeans." n.n "By the way. That cat's cute. What's her name? And I ate and drank a few things from the fridge there. I've paid for the delivery of new stuff though" n.n;

OrionDouglas TEDDYGASMS!!! Well she would, if she were a teddy. :P

Rochelle giggles and kisses OD's cheek, snuggling inta her.

OrionDouglas sighs the contented sigh she can only sigh.

Rochelle hms. "What's that t-shirt say anyway?"

OrionDouglas was about to get to that. :)

Rochelle giggles.

OrionDouglas t-shirt reads.... "Warning, Contents under Pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate"

Rochelle giggles and snuggles on OD, and gropes her cheerfully. "Yum" n.n

Cosira chuckles at Rochelle and tosses her and OD some Belgian Chocolate.

Rochelle OOOOOH!S and grabs her share of chocy, and goes wild over it as she munches, chibi-style now.

[OrionDouglas] Mmmmm.... Choco-late... *drools*

Rochelle feeds OD choccy. n.n

[OrionDouglas] Death by Chocolate!

Aurora decides that it would be fun to poke Lothar, so she does.

Lothar wonders how that is fun... but pokes her back! Aha!

Cosira thoughtfully hands Aurora the Apu Stick of Mighty Pokings.

Aurora smiles, and uses the stick from Cosira to poke him more "It is fun"

[Lothar] "ow... ow.... ow.. stopit... ow..."

Aurora pokes more gently then...she hates it when men say 'ow'

Lothar grins and his plan worked. He just lets her poke him now

Lothar is starting to enjoy this

Aurora giggles atLothar, and pokes him in different places as she begins to dance around

Cosira laughs at Aurora's Dance of Many Pokes.

Lothar ooo's "Now thats some good pokings."

Aurora laughs at Lothar, and keeps dancing to Fatboy Slim's weapon of choice, and poking. She is having fun

Lothar gets comfy while being poked.

Aurora jumps around to Smash Mouth now.

[OrionDouglas] o/' Hey now, your a porn star / get yer clothes off / get laid / Hey now, your a porn star / get yer rocks off / get paid. o/'

[OrionDouglas] o/' And that glitters isn't gold / when your shooting stars, shoot their load... o/'

Aurora knows another version of that song called "Grandpa...he's a porn star"

Cosira LOL's at OD!!