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Tastier than EverCrack.
The 12th of October, 2001...
This was such a slow day...Aurora is really bored, so she tries to touch her tongue to the tip of her nose.
OrionDouglas gets a tounge from the organ donation box and offers it to Aurora...
outlander024 quickly kisses aurora hoping to alleviate her boredom
Aurora ewwws at OD "Not a dead one!>>"
OrionDouglas puts the tounge into her backpack for later...
Aurora ooo's at outlander, and smooches him back "That was cool...I wish people would do that more often."
OrionDouglas quickly kisses Aurora to help alleviate her boredom.
[outlander024] really I find moost people cringe and call for help when you just kiss them
Aurora ooo's at OD, and kisses her back 'This is fun...I should be bored more often."
[OrionDouglas] No Outlander, that's just you.
outlander024 kisses OD just cause her head is close
OrionDouglas THUMPS Outlander.
Aurora chuckles at OD
[OrionDouglas] outlander024> Kiss me again, and you'll be without lips.
Cami pops in from another window to throw popcorn at random people, which of course, includes everyone on the list.
OrionDouglas gets popcorned.
Aurora catches the popcorn in her mouth.
outlander024 attemps to use his tongue to remove teh popcorn kernel from auroras mouth, he then kisses OD
Aurora gets kissed again
Aurora laughs at OD, and wonders what will happen if she kisses her again. *lol*
OrionDouglas notes that if she gets kissed by Aurora again... rowr!!!
OrionDouglas pulls out her dagger and makes a grab for Outlander's lips...
[Aurora] rowr!!!...really....
SelenaSoulfire lol at ODie
outlander024 pulls the pen sized object from behind his ear shakes it and his two-bladed sword apears ready for action
Aurora eeps "Hey no fighting."
OrionDouglas see's the sword and concentrates... The sword begins to heat up...
[OrionDouglas] Aurora, he kissed me, AFTER I warned him what would happen if he did.
outlander024 starts his strange dance agian the lights appear and the heating stops
outlander024 stops dancing long enough to kiss OD
outlander024 quickly starts swinging the blade agian
Aurora kisses OD, so she will forget he kissed her hopefully.
OrionDouglas grrs and concentrates again... the sword turn slightly bluish and begins getting colder...
OrionDouglas grrs!
[OrionDouglas] Aurora, I don't know this man well enough to let him kiss me. I hardly ever let men kiss me.
outlander024 people can notice a slight alteration in the dance and the cooling quits as the weapon returns to normal temprature
Aurora knocks outlander off the bar "Happy now?"
[outlander024] hmm it's payback for erecting so many things without doing anything about it once you did
outlander024 falls down
OrionDouglas thinks that the Y-M-C-A dance outlander is doing is really weird.
OrionDouglas wonders what so great about making a stone slab rise from the ground?
outlander024 kisses orion agian for being mean
Aurora smooches OD, and outlander, cause it's fun.
OrionDouglas grabs Outlanders lips before he can pull his head back. "AH-HA!"
Aurora think outlander need to stop, or she is gonna cut his lips off
outlander024 enjoys kiss from aurora
outlander024 makes strange gurgling noises as he attempts to pull back
OrionDouglas flips the dagger in her other hand, and super-heats it.
[OrionDouglas] Last chance Outlander, You ever gonna kiss me again?
Cami rubs her eyes, having a hard time keeping track of who's kissing who.
[outlander024] "maybe" not very understandable since someones holding onto his lips
[OrionDouglas] Not good enough. Care to try again? *She moves the blade closer*
outlander024 swings sword behind his back trying to act nonchalant
Aurora taps OD on the shoulder "HOw can I keep from having to see blood tonight?"
OrionDouglas encases Outlanders hands in ice. "Uh-Uh-Uh!"
[outlander024] "only if you provoke me in some way or if your looking especially pretty" still not very intteligble come out more like "kajdkjafk;j"
outlander024 wonders what would happen if he jerked back suddenly but decidess it's better haveing a beautiffull woman holding on to him
outlander024 puts his arm around OD
[OrionDouglas] Still not good enough boy. Yes? or No? Last Chance. *she moves the blade closer still, the heat unbearable*
outlander024 squeezes OD's butcheeks
outlander024 and then shrugs
[OrionDouglas] Too Bad.
OrionDouglas slices through Outlander's lips with her blade, the heat cauterizing the wound insantly, so there is no blood.
OrionDouglas tosses the lips into the organ donation box.
[outlander024] ow, can anyone here heal my lips
outlander024 grabs the lips in case there needed
Aurora smiles at OD "Thank you"
[Cosira] ((I *hate* blowing a /wh! ARG.))
[OrionDouglas] I hate blowing whisper pixies too, Corsira.
Cosira oocly grins at OD. "Yeah and the little buggers are never grateful.
Poolsharkette hasn't blown /wh pixies...she is affraid of not getting anything out of it...
The 13th of October, 2001...
Bonus Day! Don't say I don't do anything for you.OrionDouglas walks in. Assume the positions...
Jack_Snowmane wonders if Clem can use his jedi nurse powers to read his mind and get him a tea:)
[CmdrClem] I'm not a nurse, Demnit!
Jack_Snowmane laughs at Clem...that always gets him going:)
CmdrClem makes Jack some tea.
CmdrClem waits for the water to boil for Jack's tea. It boils. He waits longer. It's scaulding. He adds the tea bag, and floats it over to Jack. "There ya go buddy. Watch it. It might be a bit hot."
Jack_Snowmane thanks Clem for the tea:)
...later...CmdrClem 's player is half-asleep. Don't mind the ramblings.
\'Raine likes Clem's ramblings, lets her know she is not the only lunatic around
Jack_Snowmane doesn't mind the ramblings of a Jedi-nurse*G*
[CmdrClem] I'm not a farkin' Nurse!
Jack_Snowmane chuckles
\'Raine thinks Clem should go on the Jeffery Springer show, he definatly has issues
Jack_Snowmane laughs
CmdrClem blinks. "Jack.. You're still standing.. The arsenic in your tea had no effect?"
Jack_Snowmane falls over dead
Jack_Snowmane comes back to life
CmdrClem has issues all right! Issues of Playboy, Issues of Hustler. Issues of....
Dave bets he's older than all y'all
Jack_Snowmane 's player is 26...going on 40
Stryder 's 19, going on 20, going on 19. ;)
Dave beat ya both but won't say by how much
\'Raine has seen Dave's license, its a rock
['Raine] "Daves social secerity number is 000-00-0010
Dave grins
[CmdrClem] Dave's so old that when god said let there be light, he was the one who flipped the switch?
[CmdrClem] (Ya ya.. Old and lame joke.)
Dave first vehicle was a dinosaur.....literally :)
['Raine] "Daves so old that when his father told him to go get dinner, he took a club out with him"
Dave was the one who wired the damn switch!
['Raine] "Daves so old he has Gods beeper number"
[Stryder] Dave's so old God calls him Gramps!
Dave is so old he remembers when the earth was a speck of dust waiting to be made
Dave should point out that he is so old that he knows better than to steal a feel from Raine!
\'Raine thinks it was your dandruff Dave, not dust
\'Raine feels Daves'..........shoulder
[CmdrClem] Snow is Dave's dandruff?
\'Raine wants Dave to spill the beans on his age, if she remebers right he's not really that much older than her
Dave gets felt and excited!
[OrionDouglas] Down Dave.
Dave isn't much older hon ;)
\'Raine thinks Dave once said he was like 34 or something
Dave will admit to being 29 though :) I stopped aging there.
\'Raine watches Dave get excited and wonders if he needs to go for a walk, her dog does that when they need to go outside
[Dave] If I start humping, let me out :)
\'Raine just looks at Dave "You start doing that and I turn you loose on Clem, he's so tired he wont know what to make of it"
[CmdrClem] If dave starts humping, I'm kicking him out! ;)
[CmdrClem] Hey!
[OrionDouglas] If you start humping, Dave. I'm calling a vet.
OrionDouglas ho-hums.
Dave hums-ho to be different
CmdrClem diddily-da's.
OrionDouglas bates-master.
Dave is so not doing that LOL
CmdrClem master bates?
Dave gets excited!
[OrionDouglas] Ewwwwweee!
[CmdrClem] Well Obliviously I'm a master debator!
Jack_Snowmane stays away from Clem:)
Copperbright smiles slightly at Jack..." hi...see youre friend is still pretty active"
[CmdrClem] Stay away from me, Dave... I'm warning you!
CmdrClem snickers.
[Jack_Snowmane] "yeah, but active at what..."*laughs
OrionDouglas erects a sign by CmdrClem. "OSP"
Dave grins and stalks Clem!
[OrionDouglas] Stay away, He's armed and dangerous!
CmdrClem reads the sign. "O...S...P... Only Stupid Person? C'mon. Everyone knows that about me!"
Jack_Snowmane laughs
[OrionDouglas] OSP: One Sick Puppy.
Dave changes the P to a D
Jack_Snowmane thinks Clem has lost all credability now
CmdrClem changes the P to a K.
Dave liked it as a D!
CmdrClem had credability in the first place, Jack? ;)
Jack_Snowmane doesn't think so, but was trying to be nice:)
CmdrClem voids his last comment. He thought Dave changed the S. :)
Dave grins OSD=Official Sperm Donor
CmdrClem smirks at Dave. The topic of bating masters is offically closed.
Copperbright looks at Clem ...." I'm not sure.....what does he actively do besides entertain?"
[Jack_Snowmane] "Mostly nothing...he has no crability."*chuckles
[CmdrClem] Right-O Jack! I ain't got no crab abilities!
[OrionDouglas] Crability: The talant of walking sideways.
[Dave] Wait.. did you say bating masters?
[CmdrClem] I didn't say anything.
[OrionDouglas] Yes you did.
[Copperbright] oh......and you say hes a good nurse......emmm
[CmdrClem] I ain't no freakin' Nurse!!
Jack_Snowmane and speaks in time with clem,"I'm not a farkin nurse!"
Jack_Snowmane laughs
[OrionDouglas] Then why are you wearing a nurse's outfit?
[Dave] Your a nurse? I love nurses!
CmdrClem blinks. "The outfit.. Yeah.. Well.. Ummm..."
Jack_Snowmane laughs at Clem in a nurse unifor:)
[CmdrClem] I went to a costume party! Yeah! That's it.
[OrionDouglas] You forgot your costume.
Dave lays down "Can you check something below my waist nurse Clem?"
CmdrClem can't help it, Jack. He feels the need to get in to a nurses uniform... The nurse inside the uniform tends to get a little miffed though.
Copperbright nods to Orion..." I suggested Jack buying him one.....Jack loves people in uniforms
Jack_Snowmane :)
Jack_Snowmane looks at Copper..."whuuuuu....?!?!?!"
[Jack_Snowmane] "He's not a nurs...he's a Jedi-nurse...theres a subtle difference."*chuckles
[CmdrClem] Umm.. I'm strictly a.. umm... ... Ah.. Ferget it! I'm not a nurse!
Dave jumps up and down demanding attention!
OrionDouglas throws Dave a doggie treat.
Dave gets a treat whoohoo!
OrionDouglas fingers in the pouch by her side for Rochelle's prezzy.
Rochelle droppounces in into OD's lap, and ka-smoochz her. "Hi hon." ^.^
OrionDouglas gets droppounced on!
Dave is getting so jealous........
[OrionDouglas] ARGHH! Where did you fall from?
OrionDouglas slyly reaches into her pouch.
Rochelle kisses and snuggles OD. "Mrrr." ^.^
OrionDouglas fishes around in her pouch for something...
Rochelle p[eeks.
OrionDouglas makes a quick alteration to her pants. Don't want a repeat of what happend last time she tried this.
[OrionDouglas] No PEEKING!
Dave wants to see some skin!
OrionDouglas points Dave in the direction of the organ donation box.
Rochelle aawwws... "But I wanna see if anything's changed down there!" ^.^
OrionDouglas pulls a golden ring from her pouch.
Pirogoeth walks out, disgusted by the peeps in here.
Pirogoeth exits from this room
Rochelle hms. She walks up to Dave and grins, sitting him down in a chair... Then she removes her top, and her jeans, and her underwear, and sits in his lap for a bit. ;)
[CmdrClem] We disgusted someone? WooWOO!
Dave gets excited! OVERLOAD!
OrionDouglas thought Rochelle wanted her prezzy. "Oh well"
OrionDouglas puts the ring back in her pouch.
Dave looks but doesn't touch.. he doesn't want to die today
Rochelle scoots back to OD with her clothes back on REAL fast!!!!! *SHOOM*
OrionDouglas pulls the ring BACK out from her pouch.
Dave gets left! Dammit!
CmdrClem snickers at Dave.
OrionDouglas waves the ring in front of Rochelle. "This..."
Dave pulls a Mercedes out of his pants to lure her back?
Rochelle is distracted by the ring. Waaaatchess.. @.@
Rochelle notes. She hates cars.
OrionDouglas waves thie ring some more. "...Is..."
Rochelle 's fixated on the ring...
[Rochelle] "...Pwitty..." @.@
Dave buys her a cruise ship!
OrionDouglas moves the ring in a rhythmic fashion. "...Your Prezzy!" And with that, she quickly puts the ring on her finger.
OrionDouglas grows whiskers...
OrionDouglas 's tail emerges from the back of her jeans.
Pirogoeth enters this room
Rochelle blinkblinks at OD.
Rochelle 's jaw drops.
Pirogoeth walks in with a Pepsi.
OrionDouglas grows a short black fur all over, and her ears move upwards and become soft and pointy...
Dave thinks you should have taken the boat Rochelle
Rochelle Ooohbounces!!!
OrionDouglas pupils become like slits and she grows a short muzzle...
Pirogoeth sips it, "Ahh"
Pirogoeth raises a brow at Orion, "Their still at it?"
[OrionDouglas] SUPRISE!!
[OrionDouglas] Meow!
Rochelle Giggles and SNUGGLEHUGS on ODFurry! =D
[Rochelle] "NekoNeko Cat Girl! ^.^
Rochelle giggleyaaaaays! This is WAY better than some crummy boat! ;)
Dave pouts!
[OrionDouglas] kittyform: You like your pressy?
Rochelle giggles and nods, mrring happily. "Even Rusty does." ^.^
Rochelle mrrs and kisses OD, cuddling the kittygirl to her.
[OrionDouglas] kittyform: Tell Rusty, "Hand's off"
[Rochelle] "Paws off actually, but I will" ^.~
Rochelle yerfs softly and kisses OD in that special way... You know? Like they're reunited lovers or something?............ Or just about to get it on for the film crew?
Rochelle eitherway, catches a feel. n.n
OrionDouglas gets her felt felt up.
OrionDouglas grins like, well, like a cat.
Rochelle WILL BE BAKA! Oh yes! She WILL be Baka!...
[Rochelle] "..........Or is that Back?... I can never remember. People keep telling me I'm baka... o.0
OrionDouglas waves buh-bye to Rochelle.
[Rochelle] "Oh well. n.n
Rochelle gropes and yiffs OD buh-bye, in that oh so loving way,. :)
OrionDouglas takes the ring off her paw, and returns to her normal self.
Srynth yawns and scratches himself
OrionDouglas throws a water balloon at Srynth.
Srynth gets wet, then looks at Orion, glaring deep into her psychy before sobbing
[OrionDouglas] Gaze into the abyss Srynth, and the abyss gazes into you...
Srynth looks at Orion,"Yes well, if I gazed into your 'abyss' someone would surely hit me....more like castrait me, and that someone would most likely be you. Although, to see if it gazes back is awefully tempting..."