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The 16th of October, 2001...

Her reputation precedes her

OrionDouglas enters this room

AnNpc pounces Orion as she enters, loving up on her, cause..well its something he's never done, then runs before retaliation sets in


Insert card A into slot B.. um.. On second thought...

AnNpc thanks Orion for that, DM is not their normal chipper self atm

[Mathiew] atm! *tries to use a debit card on NPC.*

AnNpc doesnt want to think on WHERE Mat is going to stick that card!

Mathiew doubts NPC wants to know anyway.

AnNpc just knows it would be painful Mathiew, very much so


Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Dominic does the tango with the fox spirit.

OrionDouglas does the foxtrot with the tango spirit.

Mathiew waits for Dominic to do the macarena...


Fun with marshmallows

OrionDouglas knows Mathiew is an evil bunny is disguise. Oh yes...

Mathiew throws a marshmallow at Orion... and thinks about... um... directing his attention her way?

OrionDouglas quickly pulls a stick out of her backpack and skewers the marshmallow in mid-flight. She summon a small flame and has a good ol'-fashioned marshmallow burnin'!

Mathiew thinks... then makes it rain marshmallow creme on Orion.

OrionDouglas gets cremed on.

Dominic thinks orion looks yummy now.

Mathiew snickers at Orion... "Oh my..."

Dominic grabs a spoon and starts helping himself... yum.

[Dominic] stand still, orion.

OrionDouglas sets herself on fire. The scent of roast marshmallow fills the room.

Dominic loves the scent of roast marshmallow in the morning...

OrionDouglas is standing still.

Aurora blows Orion out


Spelling Bee

Mathiew nodnods to Orion. "August... seems like ages ago... did I spell ages right? does spelling even matter if I'm just saying it?"

Dominic points out to mathiew that spelling does matter, and he will be graded.

OrionDouglas notes to Mat that ages is spelt F-O-R-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-E-V-E-R.

Mathiew blehs at Dominic.

Dominic marks one wrong on orion's spelling test.

Mathiew writes Orion's spelling down.

OrionDouglas sticks her tounge out a Dominic

Dominic marks "tongue" wrong on orion's test, too. g'night!

[Mathiew] Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend on using it, Orion...

OrionDouglas pulls a lounge out of her backpack and throws it at Mathiew

Mathiew eeps at the lounge... "Nice room though..."

OrionDouglas meant to throw a tounge...

Aurora sticks her tongue out atMathiew, and OD

Mathiew sucks on Aurora's tongue since it's out.

[OrionDouglas] Is that an invitation, Aurora?

[SomeLoser] You've got a one track mind, Ya know.
[OrionDouglas] Yes, and I'm going to tie you to the track and wait for the train...

Aurora gets her tongue sucked on.

Aurora smiles at Orion "Only if you want it to be."


Do not remove this tag on penalty of death

OrionDouglas grins the grin only she can grin. People near her move away slighty...

Mathiew watches OD grin and people move away.... "Passing gas?"

Aurora winks at OD

OrionDouglas didn't pass anything, except a black cat on her way here...

[Mathiew] Did it have a tag, Orion?

[OrionDouglas] Yes, Warm Machine Wash Only.

Aurora chuckles at OD


"A-HA! I have you now!"

Mathiew puts himself inside of Orion's backpack.

[Mathiew] Oooh...

OrionDouglas closes the backpack and puts a padlock on it!

Mathiew yells... but is muffled by the backpack... something about supply of clothes and various other gadgets in the backpack.

OrionDouglas shakes the backpack a bit.

Mathiew gets hit by a gadget and the backpack vibrates. "Argh!"

OrionDouglas blinks at the vibrating backpack. This is new...

Mathiew picks the lock and opens the backpack... handing Orion a table sander.

OrionDouglas gets a table sander!

Mathiew also pulls out an oompa loompa from Orion's backpack and hands the lil' munchkin to her too.

OrionDouglas uses the Table Sander on the Munchkin.

OrionDouglas muchly abraids the munchkin.

OrionDouglas looks at her table. It has "No Fate" etched into it.

Aurora enters this room

Aurora comes back grumbling, and extremely pissed off at her computer

Mathiew kisses Aurora deeply to welcome her back.

OrionDouglas kisses Aurora to cheer her up.

Aurora kisses Mathiew back

Aurora kisses OD back

OrionDouglas muchly abraids the munchkin.

Mathiew kisses Orion too?

OrionDouglas has a table sander Mathiew.

Mathiew has a feather duster? Does that help any?

OrionDouglas throws a muchly abraided munchkin at Mathiew.

Mathiew boots the munchkin out the window, towards Big Ben in london... then 2nd star on the right to never never land.... or does he have the directions mixed up?

[OrionDouglas] Second star on the left, straight on till morning.

OrionDouglas sands the graffito off of her table.

OrionDouglas puts the table sander away for later...

Aurora wonders what OD is gonna do with a table sander

OrionDouglas sanded a oompa loompa and a table!

Aurora laughs at OD 'Ahh"


Batter up!

OrionDouglas pulls a WB-launcher out of her backpack and loads it up...

Aurora sips her water, and watches OD curiously.

OrionDouglas sets up the WB-laucher on the other side of the room and returns to her place.

OrionDouglas pulls a baseball bat out of her backpack.

OrionDouglas pulls out a remote and pushes the button, turning the launcher on.

OrionDouglas swings at the Water Balloons as they go past. Of course, she misses every one of them.

Aurora chuckles at OD

OrionDouglas keeps swingin, keeps missin...

Aurora lies down on the bar, and stares at the ceiling boredly.

OrionDouglas trys to bunt a water balloon at Aurora. She connects, but it splashes everywhere.

OrionDouglas gets beaned by a water balloon. She's knocked out.


The concussion

Aurora rolls onto her side, and blinks at OD "Um...hon?"

[OrionDouglas] ...

Aurora rolls off the bar, and walks over to Orion, and kneels down shaking her a bit 'Um...Orion honey...you awake?"

[OrionDouglas] zzz

Aurora smiles at Orion, and picks her up, well, more like drags her over to a couch, and lays her down, making her comfy.

OrionDouglas is such a drag.

Aurora puts a pillow under her head, and one under her feet.

OrionDouglas twitchs

Aurora sits down in the floor beside Orion, making sure she is okay.

OrionDouglas seems distressed.

Aurora walks behind the bar, and wets a wash cloth, and then walks back to Orion, placing it on her forehead.

OrionDouglas whimpers.

Aurora watches Orion, waiting for her to come around

SelenaSoulfire walks over to ODie, what's wrong?

Aurora shrugs at Selena 'She is out cold."

OrionDouglas thrases around, the washcloth begins to smolder.

SelenaSoulfire places her hands on ODie trying to determine what the problem is

Aurora blinks at OD

SelenaSoulfire begins to glow slightly

Aurora continues to watch OD, and reaches up to take the washcloth away

OrionDouglas begins to break out into a sweat, which quickly turns to steam.

Aurora looks up at Selena, and then back at OD

OrionDouglas seems to settle.

Aurora grabs Orions hand, and squeezes it lightly, watching Selena

OrionDouglas whimpers at Aurora's touch. She trys to pull away.

Aurora lets go of OD

OrionDouglas stops steaming. She now appears quite at rest.

SelenaSoulfire sighs softly and leans back on her heels

[SelenaSoulfire] let her rest she should be alright now

Aurora nods to Selena, and walks back to the bar

OrionDouglas turns over. And falls off the couch.

[OrionDouglas] Ooof!

SelenaSoulfire tries to put ODie back on the couch

OrionDouglas looks around in confusion. As if she is unsure of where she is.

Aurora blinks atOD

[SelenaSoulfire] lie down ODie

OrionDouglas looks around at the external voices. She stands, wobbles a bit, and falls back on the couch.

[SelenaSoulfire] ssshhhh, it's alright


Amnesia for fun and profit

OrionDouglas blinks at SS. "Who?..."

[SelenaSoulfire] just relax, you've had a bit of an accident

[OrionDouglas] Where am I?

[SelenaSoulfire] you're in the mainhall

OrionDouglas blinks. She obviously doesn't understand.

SelenaSoulfire tries to comfort her by speaking to her soflty

OrionDouglas seems calm. She just doesn't have any idea where she is, or what's going on.

[SelenaSoulfire] you're among friends, do you remember how you got hurt?

[OrionDouglas] Hurt? All I know, kind lady, is that I woke up here.

[SelenaSoulfire] you took a blow to the head. Do you remember your name?

[OrionDouglas] Do I have a name?

[SelenaSoulfire] yes, your name is Orion

[OrionDouglas] My name is Orion?

[SelenaSoulfire] yes, OrionDouglas

[OrionDouglas] OrionDoulas? *she repeats the name, as if testing it*

[SelenaSoulfire] what's the last thing you remember before you woke up here?

[OrionDouglas] I remember... Dark.

[OrionDouglas] Cold and Dark.

SelenaSoulfire watches ODie

OrionDouglas convulses.

[OrionDouglas] ARGGH. Pain and Light and.. and.. Fire!

[SelenaSoulfire] would you like something to drink?

[SelenaSoulfire] Orion!

[OrionDouglas] Wa.. Water.

[OrionDouglas] need water.

[OrionDouglas] soooo thirsty.

SelenaSoulfire places her hands on ODie's head

OrionDouglas shys away from the touch. "NO!"

SelenaSoulfire gets a glass of water and hurries back to Orion

SelenaSoulfire carefully tilst the glass for Orion to drink

[SelenaSoulfire] I won't hurt you, I promise

OrionDouglas gulps down the liquid.

[OrionDouglas] No touch. No touch. *she starts rocking back and forth*

SelenaSoulfire looks at ODie

[SelenaSoulfire] ok I won't touch you, but can you tell me anything from before?

[OrionDouglas] No. First it was dark, then lots of pain, then I woke up here.

[SelenaSoulfire] you're safe now, you're among friends

[OrionDouglas] Friends?

[SelenaSoulfire] yes, friends

OrionDouglas convulses again.

[SelenaSoulfire] how can I help you if I can't touch you? *murmurs softly*

OrionDouglas falls over.

SelenaSoulfire reaches out slowly so as not to frighten her

SelenaSoulfire places her hands on ODie's head

OrionDouglas gets up. She's appears quite steady.

[OrionDouglas] Something in my hair, SS?

[SelenaSoulfire whispers to OrionDouglas] probes your memories gently

[OrionDouglas] Um.. SS. Ya don't wanna be pokin' around in there.

[OrionDouglas] Hmmm. I think I shoudn't fill those things with heavy water. How long was I out?

[SelenaSoulfire] not long, 10 minutes maybe, why?

[OrionDouglas] You didn't go messin' with my head, or nuttin?

[SelenaSoulfire] no

OrionDouglas nods to SS. Just as well. Even I don't like being in there for long...


Help me if you can I'm feeling bored

Aurora exits from this room

Aurora enters this room

Aurora exits from this room

Aurora enters this room

Aurora is back...whoo-hoo..um...yeah..something like that

[OrionDouglas] Playing with the revolving door, Aurora?

[Aurora] But of course Orion...nothing better to do

Aurora crosses her legs, and tries to think of something to do

[OrionDouglas] Aurora, You could always uncross your legs again. *g*

Aurora decides to throw random soft stuffs at...........eenie meenie miney ...oh hell Orion

Aurora blushes, and winks at Orion "Would that please you milady?"

OrionDouglas gets softed.

OrionDouglas grins at Aurora. "Guess."

Aurora switches the leg she has crossed, and smiles


Liquored Up

Aurora winks at Orion, and slides off behind the bar to get a drink.

Aurora grabs a bottle of Vodka, and some kahlua.

Aurora grins after gathering all the necessary ingrediants, and makes herself a white Russian.

OrionDouglas follows Aurora. Much like a puppy.

OrionDouglas ' eyes follow the vodka bottle.

Aurora shakes her drink,a nd then pours a glass for herself. She looks at Orion "Would you like one hon?"

OrionDouglas nodnods.

Aurora pours the rest into another glass, and hands it to Orion.

Aurora slides back up onto the bar, and smiles at Orion.

OrionDouglas take the drinky and drinks it!

OrionDouglas giggles as she gets slighty sloshed.

Aurora smiles at Orion 'You shouldn't have drank that so fast"

[OrionDouglas] >Hic< So?

Aurora snickers at Orion, and sips her drink "Oh dear"

OrionDouglas sings an ol' Australian drinking song.

Aurora chuckles at Orion "Do you need to go lay down hon?"

[OrionDouglas] o/'drink drink drink drink drink drink drink... ect..o/'

[OrionDouglas] Ish that an invitashion? >hic<

Aurora laughs atOrion, and slides off the bar, leading her to a couch. "Maybe..."

OrionDouglas gets led.

Aurora helps Orion sit down

OrionDouglas sits.

Aurora sits with Orion, and sips her drink "You okay honey?"

OrionDouglas THWAPS her player. Damn.

[OrionDouglas] Eyesh ish fine. Jusht my damn player needsh to go.

Aurora nods, and points Orion in the direction of the door "Okay hon"

OrionDouglas exits from this room


The 17th of October, 2001...

Another bonus day! Feel loved.
Rusty Burger

Rusty crawls outta his hole, looking rather like Wile E Coyote after a similar experience. *Sway, rock, daze*

Nightwolf flips his dagger catchs it on the bladed end then flips it at Rusty

\'Raine ooohs as Nightwolf posted rather well, getting Rusty as he leaves the hole

Rusty EEK!s and ducks. The dagger narrowly misses him. "Heey." :P

Rusty realises he didn't duck in time... ">...Ow... Again" @.@

Nightwolf still missed though

Rusty pulls a dagger out of his chest and rubs the bleeding wound. "You know you could REALLY hurt someone like that!... Like me!... Hey. What's this red stuff?... Oh wait. That's blo-" *THUD* @.@ X.x

[Nightwolf] OOC: or not,... make up your mind! =P

Nightwolf smirks then walks over and picks up his dagger dragging the 'fox' to the nearest BBQ pit

Nightwolf tosses the fox in the pit and starts to cook him

Nightwolf prods Rusty and turns him over

\'Raine wonders what a Rusty burger is gonna cost people

Rusty wakes up halfway through cooking. He Blinks

Nightwolf thinks that depends on how much is left, 'Raine,

\'Raine notes to Night that he should have skined him first, kutsune hair stinks when it burns, ick

Nightwolf was in a hurry

Rusty looks at Nightwolf. "...You're trying to cook a fire kitsune..." And with that, he absorbs the fire. n.n

Trav thinks Rustys 'absorbing' the fire alright ;)

Nightwolf just looks at Rusty and pulls his dagger out again

Rusty hops out of the fire, then points a finger at Raine, turning her into an honorary Twin tailed foxi chick for the night. n.n

Rusty makes a note to unzip his dead-suit, and step out of it, looking good as new. :)


Can we fix it?

OrionDouglas gets a couple of bricks out of her backpack in case she needs to 'fix' Pheanas.

Pheanas winks at Orion "Normaly they use scissors to fix males right?"

[OrionDouglas] I use bricks.

[Mitch] Orion - Gah!

Pheanas ewws at Orion "Thats not sterile...."

[OrionDouglas] So?


Mr Bighead and his delusion

[Temperance] "Can you sing Happy Birthday whilst jumping out of an oversized novelty cake?"

[Lothar] "Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday you sexy thiiiiing. Happy birthday to you."

Temperance snuggles Lothar "Thanks man!"

Lothar snuggles Temp back "No prob. Now dont swoon now!"

[Temperance] "I'll try not to Lothar, though it may be hard!"

[Lothar] "I know, I know. I am just so sexy you wanna die if you couldnt have me. But it must be so." grins

OrionDouglas burst out laughing at Lothar's comment.


Things that make you go hmmmmmm

MidnightSakkran makes a casual observation. She's never seen an EbonClaw male. Not even carryinga round trays of food. Interesting.


Oops, there goes another one

Rochelle giggles and mrrrs happily, theres a gasp, and a sound of something wet... Then there's a pause... before Roch lets out a long siiiigh...

[Rochelle] "Oh dammit. I just dropped my eclair...."


I think the mouse died

Trav wavers to pplz,.....idiots not included Lothar, sorry,.... and dissappears! wohoo! start dah party! ;)

Lothar wonders why you waved to him then, Trav? He could care less your leaving

Trav notes he didnt wave to you, he said, idiots not included,

Lothar knows thats what you said. And still doesnt think that answers his question of why you DID wave to him?

Trav waits for Lothar to grasp the fact he was called an idiot,.... this could be awhile,....

Lothar doesnt grasp it unless its true! And not just in ones book but many. And he thinks he is asshole in more books then idiot

Trav doesnt have time to wait Lothar,.... he'll help you figure it out later,....IF you can be helped,....

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